Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.


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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.


2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.


4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.


5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

79 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. I went to check out Chanel two weeks ago. She was fine. I thought the other girl working was hotter. Not complaining though.

    1. Have you gotten a handy or bj of fa from any of the fantasy girls before?

      1. They charge $60 for a bj and they follow you to your car.
        You have to tell them “bu cac tao” which if you look it up, it’s the common phrase they use at coffee shops for extras.

      1. I’d say right now, Chanel and the I dians with shaved kitties. There used to be this blasian girl that worked there, hopefully she comes back and has a secret menu as well

  2. Isn’t Tiffany married? I heard she quit CQ because her husband makes fat bank. Her Bachelorette party pics from Vegas were posted online a couple years back.

    Someone at NE said that big dude at NE is her husband?

    1. Yes she has been married for a long time and lives with him. They have houses in Vegas and Santa Clara. All of her money is given to her husband for investments. Quit CQ because it closed. The big guy and many others are giving her big green hoping something is going to happen good between them. The only thing they will get is led on and conned out of their money

    2. If the big white guy is Tiffany’s husband, then I would said he is very tolerant, seeing others hands all over the wife. She came back to him whenever she had free time though.

  3. Any chance Britney (tall slender asian) will ever return to NE? She is missed and I’m sure she would get more tips at NE.

  4. DV PM:
    Haven’t seen it mentioned here, but the guys over on r/SanJoseCoffeeGirls are saying that DV has PM hours on Friday and Saturday. Last night, there were, appararently, 11 girls there plus “non-standard refreshments”
    11 girls…The mind struggles to comprehend

    1. hey y.am isnt this on the Discord? I think they have post the rosters too can I get the Discord link? anyone have it thnx pricing too pls and is it bottle service like m cafe.. thought the PM dv closed a whole back did they reopen?

      1. He/They won’t provide the link. The guy that runs it requires that you live at the coffee shop and report constantly he is supposedly some control freak / loser. He/They also require that you obey their rules. Probably easier to start a new one and invite people assuming you want to dedicate that kind of time to this sort of thing.

        1. But how am I supposed to know the lineups without being provided the correct information?

      2. The discord group is tight lipped, they will not share unless you constantly provided linups. Owner is a control Fre@k.

        1. thats a diff page maybe you want rockets discord page not the other page

          cq to reopen? heard that believe that when i see it

        1. the girls who disappear are normally doing extras lol. my friend got his dick sucked at ne, girl went out to his car and did it on the spot. if she disappears like that she’s probably sucking a dick lol

        2. When it’s busy. I have seen some of the girls will disappear in the restroom with customers at NE also.

        3. vixen and tiffany both disappearing can only mean one thing. some one was having a good time

        4. Vixen is ymmv. she always pretended she didn’t do xtras when I asked but plenty of dudes have showed me receipts of her selling them lol. talked to one guy who had her down to do a gangbang for 500 bucks lmao it just has to click w her I guess

        5. Did the big bald white guy walk Tiffany out today. Is so he will be getting some.

        6. @ManwithPlan, can u confrim abt vixxen, wat kind of receipts ? is there a pimp or somebody i would love to tap that..

        7. @jujupee I can’t confirm from firsthand experience lol. she would never do extras with me and half the time denied even doing them with anyone..eventually she had a meltdown over me asking and won’t even look at me when I go in lol she is mentally unwell, no guaranty implied definitely approach at your own risk.

    1. I hear Krn Tiffany at NE is doing extras. I would like to the amount for her also

      1. Tiffany’s bald pu**y looks so tight. I have only seen her spread her legs and show once.

    2. Can someone tell me the best times to goto fantasy so I can see the hottest girls.

      Thanks in advance

  5. There are too many Mexican girls. We need more diversity. Who do we speak with to have the Mexican girls replaced with Indian and Vietnamese women?

    1. NE is just Tiffany Mercedes Nicole Natalie
      EQ is Violetta Stephanie Veronica Greta Olive

      1. Thanks- didn’t get to make it yesterday. Anyone have today’s afternoon lineup? Wanna know where a good LD will be

  6. Don’t go to NE today. There are a bunch of Palestine protesters taking up all the seats until NE stop bombing Gaza.

  7. I was at fantasy on Sunday. I saw CoffeeG mom walking around showing her shaved kitty. Mikeng is wrong. It’s not boring there. CoffeeG mom is fun and worth it. Stop spreading fake news mikeng.

  8. I visited fantasy today. I admit, I was wrong. They have hot girls there. The heavy set lady at fantasy isn’t fat. She has a nice body. She is just thick. She doesn’t smell bad.

    The thin ladies at fantasy are all hot. None of them smell bad.

    One shows kitty. Another shows half kitty. Both shaved.

    I’m sorry for doubting this forum.

    1. So we are just gatekeeping now? Where the name drops @mike. We need to know who’s showing kitty, half kitty, etc

    2. Somebody else using mikeng as username. Easy to do on this site. Look at CoffeeG’s reply to my post below where he’s gonna tell us about his mama 🙂

      Do your own research. Just go check out fantasy and you’ll know very quickly its a boring place to go to.

    3. If you’re looking for extras, don’t look for coffee girls. My mama can take care of you. And yes, she got a shaved p*****

  9. She does do extras, it cost $150 though. The bald white guy buys her once a week

    1. the big dude, semi shaved head always playing games on his laptop?

      if it ts the same guy Tiffany will go sit with him for 20 mimunt at a time.

      1. He is also banging Tiffany. He was telling me that Tiffany is his GF. He thought he is the only one. Have you ever notice how she changes when he comes in.

      2. This dude that hits her up every day? He’s dropping some big green on her bet

      3. Several of the girls have told me she has atleast 3 sugar daddy’s giving her big green

      4. She pissed of some dudes wife or girlfriend. She got her car tagged with white paint a few weeks ago.

      5. Oh yes I’ve seen that big fat white dude there a lot Tiffany is always on him

      6. Actually it was one of the other girls that had her car vandalized. She thinks Alexis had something to do with it.

      7. How many is this girl sucking. No cap I thought she was simping the Mexican grandpa

      8. How many guy are giving her big green. Big investments must be getting good returns

  10. The skinny ones stink or have way too much perfume on. Just coming for the shaved kitty and food

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