Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops. I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.
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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose. This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene. Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night. Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.
2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.
3. Nhà Hotspot
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food. The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive. The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes. The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive. They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price. Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup. Visit their Instagram site to get updates.
4. Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now. Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work. With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest. In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ. This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $8/cup. Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.
5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.
6. Palm Café
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.
7. Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy. The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.
Why so many beaners? It’s supposed to be more Asians since it’s a viet coffee shop but they keep hiring beaners.
NE has a lot of Hispanic workers that go there and sj has a a lot of Hispanic girlies so it makes sense they would hire them. Tiffany is the only Asian there except Jessica but they are a lot older than the Hispanic girlies
I think the Mexican girls are prettier anyway
Yes Alyssa and Ariana and Monica and Valentina are very beautiful
Don’t know where Pinays come into the mix, but both Mandy and Nikki from the Philippines have been seen working at NE.
Its the Great Melting Pot dude. The NE mamasans know their clientele. From observation, I know that a lot of the customers don’t/choose not to speak English. Hiring local Latinas allows the mamasans to capture the wallets of that demographic.
Cruise down the street the other two clubs. Your likely to see fewer Hispanic customers. You’re not likely to see more than 50% Asian. You are also likely to pay more for your enjoyment: Scotch lapdances at DV, cabernet grinds at EQ, and cerveza at NE.
The “pure” Vietnamese girls are probably all out getting PhD’s
And the two they do have are in the looks good for their age range.
One of the girls at n e got a new kitty and it tastes real good
with 1
anyone got the lineup at NE is Alyssa or her sister on
NE has a strict 60 min rule now. After my 60 min is up, I’ll just goto fantasy for the after party. No way I’m paying that bitch for a second drink.
Or just goto fantasy and relax for as long as you want.
If any girl bitch about your $5 hand tip, say no and never tip them again. Then Goto fantasy. The fantasy girls will appreciate the hand tip.
But the fantasy girls aren’t nude
True, but all of them are hotter than NE Tiffany.
Vote trump 2024. Biden is making everything expensive
Went to DV today none of the girls spoke English lol. which one of you hombres wants to be my translator?
The two new Spanish girls don’t speak English . All regular hoes there should be able to speak English
everyone keeps telling me that the Colombians ready got in trouble for selling bjs lol. how do I ask en Español Google translate kings?
Both them offering bjs? Who told ? I want to see for myself
2 of the dancers told me lol. i told them about the girl at cheetahs that got caught in the middle of a bj and they told me about the Colombians.
just word of mouth tho the colomboans didn’t tell me themselves
If you’re an EQ/NE Presly fan, I saw her at Luv Cafe today. Said that she’ll be there every Friday.
Presley been moving around a lot. I only saw her at NE
Anybody else love Serena’s natural d cups at NE? No pasties. And she has the sweet, girl next door look and personality. She’s the young latina gal with a great smile and big natural tits.
hawt bro ^0^
Yep
Serena is sweet and easy to talk to. Very attractive.
I only saw Serena on her first day at NE. Haven’t seen her since, is she still working at NE?
how do they feel compared to Tiffany?
Feel real. Not fake
Tiffany has fake tits
I saw Serena give an older mexican guy a handful of her cash she made that day. I wonder if she has a pimp or something. That sucks. She’s a sweet gal and should be able to keep all the money she makes.
Anyone know of any coffee open late?
Fantasy closes at 9pm.
Look for a babe named Britney.
She’s fine
what days is she there
Starbucks
Can anyone comment on how Nha Hotspot is? Is it strictly pg?
More like pg13
Are the NE girls still wearing pasties e.g. Arianna, Alexis, Tiffany and Valeria or any others?
I pray not…
Yep, the trend continues. Girls are tired of going home with sore nipples.
When they wear pasties just tip them half as much.
Agreed
That’s a bogus excuse. I’m sure one or 2 guys were aggressive, but all they have to do is not sit with that guy anymore. Or take them off for the customers they know are gentle. Or when they sit just say don’t pinch the nipples, many options.
But They are just using that as a reason to be PG and get Team Player pay.
Too many simps letting them get away with it. That needs to stop!
Wtf!!! I was at NE today. I walked up to pay and the lady told me, next time 1 hour limit.
I told the lady, no next time for me.
Was it the old bitch with glasses?
yeah… I kinda stopped going less often to NE when it was becoming more a thing of pay for 1 more drink or get out even if CQ Tiffany Jessica Nam are still there.
EQ or Fantasy depending on how I feel these days for me.
From a business stand point, it is a good idea to ask customers to stay only 1 hour unless customers buy more drinks.
I have been to coffee shops and some of the customers stay there for 3 or 4 hours. They need to make room for other customers. It is about turn over of customers.
If they really cared about maintaining business, they would at least tidy up the place and get rid of those big ass spider webs in the corner by the damn TV
True. The problem is they are not polite about it. I once got told that after about 15 minutes of being there. Only later did I realize that they had sat me in someone else’s chair and she had messed up those notes she keeps so they thought I was there too long.
In any case, I don’t know who can sit there for more than an hour. I get bored around the 30 min to 45 min mark what with the limited interaction and the sausage fest ratio.
Come to think of it, they aren’t polite about anything.
amen, bro!
Customer at Starbucks: “Wanhh! I just want to buy a cup of hot water and a teabag, so I can sit here for 3 hours watching a movie on my laptop. I’m not coming back here!!!” Starbucks: “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out”.
Lineup today at EQ more important is Amber working today?
NE has a 1 hour limit per drink. Enforced by the boss lady with glasses even if you are tipping. I’m no longer going to give my business to NE.
Dtrump Did you stop giving Tiffany big tips and supporting her with large amounts of money. Then she reported you to the boss. Now your on the shit list.
Bro Tiffany is overrated and not pretty. You cucks should stop giving her money and head elsewhere
Overrated maybe, but I think to say she is not pretty is a bit of a stretch especially when comparing her to the other girls there. My 2 cents.
Tiffany is just an highend Escort. If you cant afford her. Dont wast giving her small amount. She will not put out for you
I only give 5 as she cheap to feel and grind
I agree Dtrump, that old lady with glasses is annoying to deal with
NE has a one hour time limit before they ask you to buy another drink or leave. Even if you are tipping the servers. The boss lady with glasses really is mean to the cash only paying customers. I’m no longer going to NE. I’d like to hear what others feel how the boss lady runs the business.
NE tiene un límite de tiempo de una hora antes de que te pidan que compres otra bebida o te vayas. Incluso si está dando propina a los servidores. La jefa con gafas realmente es mala con los clientes que trabajan duro en efectivo y solo pagan. Ya no iré a NE e iré a EQ y DV.
Valentina, melianna, Tiffany, anita, Nicole, and Vixen. @ NE
Tiffany is there? I told she is no work today I’ll come to see in her
I didn’t see her there this morning, and she normally comes to find me.
Boss Lady told me she went to LA to see family for Mother’s Day.
Does Jessica still work at NE?
Ok. Somebody said she with her grandpa sugar daddy for vacation
I’ll go to NE when she is back from vacation.
which one was Nicole I don’t recognize the name
she is a rebrand of Vixen.
ohh I see thanks. so is someone else called vixen now since there both on the list?
she worked in the Sunnyvale club. it’s vixen.
wow I wonder why she rebranded let alone to another girls name lol
Nicole and vixen are 2 different girls both tall white fake blondes but not the same
the same Vixen who was let go from Cheetahs for giving extras behind the club?
she prolly gonna get fired from NE too from what I heard she’s still selling extras lmao
she is the only one I have seen kissing customers. hope she stays.
When you say kissing customers. Do you mean blowjobs
I was at cheetahs last night vixen was working. someone did confirm that she got caught with a dick in her mouth tho lol but I guess they don’t fire you for that over there after all
DV Emily seen at NE today. PM shift.
What does Emily look like?
so what’s the word on ca reopening?
EQ Lily was seen working at Luv Cafe. No info on kitties, shaved or otherwise.
Lily will last 1 month at luvcafe. Why do customers go there?
Usually people say they goto LuvCafe because the owner is hot. I checked out the owner, the EQ girls are hotter than her. At EQ there’s 11 girls all hot. At LuvCafe, only the owner, but she’s never working. And her kitty is not shaved.
Very different establishments. One offers shaking beef, the other offers shaking booty.
EQ is more like a gentleman’s club.
LuvCafe is more like an expensive Starbucks.
Fantasy is more like a Vietnamese coffee shop with hot babes and good food.
Hi Mikeng, still new at this, and I’m truly curious:
What is the essential “Vietnamese-ness” that Fantasy has that LuvCafe does not?
which one is lily?
Here are the prices for NE
Sit with you -$5
Sit with you (pasties) -$3
Lap dance $10
Lap dance (pasties) -$5
There are no extras so stop asking.
Thanks
-management-
@Jusnito The only way this secret phrase is going to work is if your homie sucks your dick then trade. This message board is getting less useful every day with all the bs.
Would you guys stop about extras from these places. It doesn’t happen and your fake news is going to ruin it for everyone. Just go get your coffee and enjoy the sites of a beautiful server. That’s it. btw…the Mexican names don’t fool anyone.
Is there gambling though?
lol this fkn guy. For the record FBI CIA NSA TSA DHS SJPD everything I have ever said or will ever say on this message board is SATIRE. I am writing a movie script about coffee shop girls that trade sex for money, no representation is being made by my posts of any kind. any resemblance to any individual reap or fictitious in my posts is pure coincidence!!
It’s all election interference.
You meant erection interference.
Thanks for clarifying Dtrump and being the only one reasonable
So who does extras?
Stormy!
Ok I tried the secret phrase at DV. You have to say it to the mamasan by the register and she will ask you which girl. Then you sit down and the girl will go to you. Totally worth it.
How much did the girls charge you for services?
What is the secret phase?
The phase is. I want a BBBJ. That should get you something
Is Amber at EQ today or does she work tomorrow? Will be making a trip if she is
Too bad no Amber today- I don’t think anyone at EQ matches up to her LD
Blowjobs at NÈ Cafe and DV Cafe?
How do you play cock hero?
same as guitar hero but w ur cock instead of a guitar
Is this phrase used by NE,Dv and EQ? And bon-viet girls?
He’s lying everyone just so you know.