Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.


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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.


2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.


4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.


5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

63 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. Hot new mexican girl with big tits and pretty smile at NE. Her name is Serena. Afternoon shift. Hope she works more often. She’s a good one on the roster.

  2. care to share any of the gals included in your body count??? inquiring minds.

  3. Are you guys paying Tiffany for sex and then she bails on you guys at the last minute? Hahaha you really are playing yourselves

    1. Why would anyone do that? All she does is stare into space and looks dumb as hell.

  4. It’s usually that old lady that wears glasses. She has also been a little too trigger happy with that stupid bell of hers. The attractive boss lady is pretty chill tho

  5. Check out fantasy on sat/sun mornings. Look for Kim. She shows shaved kitty too.

      1. The fat Mexican girl that works used to show kitty back in the day when she was at EQ. Not too sure about now though

        1. Yeah I figured it was Violetta did she officially leave EQ? Thanks Juan

    1. Anyone ever see Jessica’s shaved kitty? Wish she would let us touch but will she flash?

        1. Brittany? Or Jessica lets you touch for 20? Last time I tried and she said no.

        1. I heard the rumor she was thinking of moving to Em a few months ago but never did. Can anyone confirm?

  6. Mikeng can’t read.

    You don’t need to drive down to fantasy to know who’s lying. Just learn to read.

    No one said the girls at fantasy walk around with thier kittys showing. They just said they have shaved kitties.

    Naked mean no clothes. No one at Starbucks is walking around naked.

    No one said the customers at EQ walk around with Cocks hanging out. They just said they have cocks.

    Fantasy is tame compared to EQ. Mikeng learn to read and stop causing problems.

    No one is lying. Mikeng just can’t read.

  7. We don’t need to drive to fantasy to know who’s telling the truth. We can read and know.

    Fact: Naked means no clothes. No one at Starbucks is walking around naked.
    Fact: all the girls at fantasy have shaved kitties
    Fact: many customers at EQ has cocks
    Fact: fantasy is more tame than EQ

    I don’t need to drive to fantasy to know this.

    1. next time you see her, ask for her number, she’ll give, and she does text back if she’s working for not.

      1. I know these girls have a reputation for giving fake numbers notably an area code that is not in California and never respond. She actually texts customers?

      1. socal girl that comes once in a while Katie and Asian tattoo girl Joanie. Not physical fight, just some verbal confrontation.

  8. Bro, give it up. Naked means without clothes. No one at Starbucks is walking around naked. You’re spreading fake news.

  9. Has Hannah been working recently. She used to serve at NE and then she moved to EQ. I haven’t seen or heard from her on posts for a few weeks now. Does anyone know if she still works coffee?

    1. She was at EQ today (4/5) and told me she’ll be there Saturday. Treat her nice.

  10. Nobody scoring at fantasy though. If you’re looking to score, stick to NE or EQ. You can be handy there opposed to fantasy where you can’t touch at all.

  11. agree that the gals tease. of course they do. that’s the job. but get past that and there’s “scoring” to be had. a lot.

  12. She grinds really hard on the grandpa Mexican. Looks like they are doing it doggy

  13. Good list! For me: best tits go to Ariana. Best ass goes to Monica. Best smile goes to Valeria. Best service goes to Tiff. Best personality goes to Alisa. Best all around face, body, service, smile goes to Alexis. Glad Alexis joined the team. She’s a hot one and easy to talk to!

    1. The only philipina I can think of there is Mandy. She said she started a little over a month ago

  14. Thanks for confirming DarthSuda. And Quan is right – gotta move on. She has the best tits and awesome pink nipples, tho. I love touching them but she’s definitely the least interactive. She doesn’t hustle as hard as the others for cash. Just glad she works there. Great eye candy as you said.

  15. Best tits and nipples – Ariana for sure. Best ass – Valeria/Alisa/Brazillian girl. Best personality – Alisa, agreed. Best Service – Tiffany (she hustles to make sure customers are happy). Best all around body, face, personality – Alexis.

  16. They said it’s because fellas are pinching their nipples too hard and are sore at the end of the day

    1. its the bald white guy. he pinches the hell out of their nipples and twists it like he is trying to find a far away radio station.

  17. LOL! She’s not staring into space. She’s laying her reticle on her next target!

    1. tiffany is a waste of time. she looks dumb the way she stares into space, and lacks personality.

    2. I agree Joe. I don’t understand the appeal of Tiffany lol you does is sit on your lap and does nothing. There are better girls out there

  18. Dude is absolutely a beta simp the non scammers are probably the mid shelf females. Go outside and get some legit play gents, the coffee scene is not where you go if you are looking to score. It’s all a tease

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