Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings (04/24/2023) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to
change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few worth going to, so I
have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole
(girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls). These are only the
opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them.
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1. Remedy Cafe 
1150 Murphy Ave. Suite C
San Jose, CA
Remedy is located in San Jose on the corner of Murphy Ave. and Old Oakland happens to be
conveniently located near my office making it easy for me to come here during my lunch break.
Rosanna owns this shop, and she wisely chose a location near all the tech companies along North
First Street. Remedy is an excellent café, and from the start, Rosanna has run this place the way
I would if I ever owned a café. The talent level is excellent, the place is non-smoking and clean,
there are plenty of TVs, food is great, music is good but not deafening, and the vibe is chill. At
any given time, there are two-three waitresses working, and their waitresses are top notch. They
are extremely friendly and have been known to sit down and chit chat. Typical attire includes
lingerie or bikini. Coffee is $7/cup. You can visit their Instagram site to get updates on who’s

2. Monterey Breeze Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
Monterey Breeze (formerly Paradise) remains at the top in my books because of hospitality and
talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4
girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice
outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the
way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as
well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet
coffee. It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing
and MMA fights.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service.  The location is a bit far from the
hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s
a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  They’ve branded the Hotspot name
and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it.  The venue is
spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to
remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel.
Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting
event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season,
it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a
variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee is $8/cup. 
Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. I decided to move it
up because it’s actually been pretty good lately. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are
probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady,
Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the
hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great
place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the
smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup. Fantasy closes at 9PM.

5.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on
this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a
cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the
cleanest.  Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently,
and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. 
There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is
served here, but you can run next door to Subway and bring your food over to enjoy the games
on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  The shop closes around 5PM.


6.  DV Café
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe.
Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls
are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this
ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $8/cup.
This place closes at 5PM.

7.  Palm Café
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
Palm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high
on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellen. I would like to visit this place more often,
but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their
roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m
assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

8.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #6 spot. They have improved the talent level, but I still
believe the top 5 have the best talent. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but
it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place
is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all
about. Coffee is $6/cup.

1,656 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. Is there any truth to the roamer NE Tiffany went to the dress code as the others?

  2. What’s DV like these days? Is it worth going to on Sundays? Should I go to EQ instead?

  3. I heard that before the pandemic Tran owned Fantasy and Luvcafe. Then she sold fantasy.

    What I don’t get is why she sold the shop with the hottest girls and kept the shop with the ugliest ones.

    1. Tran was a server. She didn’t own both cafes. She bought Dream Cafe and renamed it Luv Cafe.

  4. Is anyone going to NE and EQ this morning that can give us a lineup who’s working. Thanks

    1. Has Thao retired from the coffee scene? Last few times at NE she was not there. She’s like Cal Ripken must number if consecutive games played.

      1. I haven’t seen that fat sl$t either. at least i got to finger her before she retired.

      2. Jessica told me that Thao got pregnant and had to quit. I don’t know why…that seems like a lucrative niche service. I hope she comes back while she’s still nursing.

  5. I read on another site. That Tiffany was saying when she gets back from vacation. She will no longer be wearing pasties and panties. Going like the rest of the girls. Wanting to make more money. Does anyone know when she will be back?

    1. Tiffany the same today. Just pulling her panties down. Got some what of a lap dance as she was setting and squirming on my hard dick. After she gave me a full view of her bald p*say. She was acting like she was enjoy it. I gave her a nice tip. Said next week no more pasties

      1. How much is a “nice tip”. I would definitely stop by to get a peek at that bald kitty

        1. I gave her 40 Trying to give her some encouragement to loose the pasties and panties like the other girls.She said she would do just a couple days a week. but not all the time.

        2. I will tell you guys my little secret. The best seat at NE to see Tiffany’s bald kitty is the seat just outside the back door facing the kitchen. She is always pulling her panties down. Many times see her panties to her knees. You can Thank me later

        3. I did not make it to NE today yet because of work schedule. Can someone tell me her attire today. If its different than the usual. I will take off work early to see.

  6. I read on another site. That Tiffany was saying when she gets back from vacation. She will no longer be wearing pasties and panties. Going like the rest of the girls. Wanting to make more money. Does anyone know when she will be back?

        1. Kim is the beautiful light skin Vietnamese babe. She gets the most hand tips. She has the best outfits too.

        2. Kim worked at EQ Cafe, and it was amazing when she was there. Sadly, she went back to Fantasy Cafe. When you see her at Fantasy, make sure you tell her how much she is missed at EQ Cafe.

  7. Most beautiful girl at NE is Valeria. Hands down. All the other girls are great but she’s my favorite. Great smile and friendly.

    1. Any reports today? What’s the shop lineups looking like? Any finger bang bang

        1. shannon loves to be finger. please go finger her p$ssy and bu$$hole at the same time! hold her like a bowling ball upside down so you can grab your c$ck!

  8. Cant find who asked.. go to.discord. search for San Jkse Coffee I believe it is a private page. DM for Rocket. he runs the site and I heard he ran the old board too. the site is strict and you have to follow the rules. but there are lineups everyday and plenty pics and videos i think sent in by the girls not sure. and there is a questionnaire to get in it. i think it’s free.. rocket is well known in the shops and girls always sitting on his lap forfree. i heard he is part owner of a shop but maybe sold it. He rides a red Ducati in.the summer but winter he has something else all the girls know him. soDM.him or.rocket post here how we get in toich with you for the page. please thanks

    1. KOK, so this discord channel have n$ked pictures and videos of the coffee girls?
      dear red Ducati ROCKET, please give me a link so we can join

      1. Yes please share link to join discord. I have some inside knowledge on which girls does outside work to share in private forum also know gossip

        1. spoiler alert… they ALL do.

          at least share some good gossip James. you can just withhold girls’ names.

    2. KOK i have been searching for several days already. I can’t find the discord channel. maybe pimp rocket locked down the channel? lets hope the pimp rocket will respond. can anybody post a direct link to the discord channel?

  9. Any shops where you can get extra if you are big tipper? I see some regulars who don’t even tip much and get plenty of attention. Anyone take any of these sluts home before?

      1. hey Tony. sounds like bs, but I do see one or two guys always getting “special attention”

        could that be you??

        1. Tony is not bs ing. I have many FS sessions with many of them. Just be nice and to well. It does take some time.

    1. gary, you can finger all these sluts with just a $20 tip. the mexican b$tches will take only $5.

      1. FS sessions? Any of the girls at fantasy down with the business? Man has money to spend

        1. Which girl at fantasy did you want?

          Fantasy girls are prettier than the EQ girls so expect to pay more

    2. Gary, the answer is no. Lots of BS and guys fantasizing about taking a server home. If you want more than coffee then just go to an AMP or 1st Street

      1. Iron man,

        Let’s start off slow, which ones would get the most wet off these bills ?? These girls are desperate for money but some easier than others I’m sure

        1. M.M.N.G.A = Make Mr. Nguyen’s Great Again!

          Please post about your visits.

      2. hey BTL, believe what you like, of course, but it’s not all fantasy. I know this first hand. 🙂

        1. tony still sounds unlikely but one of the gals at NE did tell me stories of a couple of rich customers gettin extras. are u that Asian dude who drives the F?

      3. Chicken Joe, Its been confirmed. All you need is a lot of money and the desperate broke girls will gravitate towards and let you do anything you want. May not want to start at fantasy, Jessica found a sugar daddy already

        1. Daddy Yankee I already finger bang Jessica. The sugar daddy can have her now she is second hand p$ssy!

  10. I’m heading out to SJ tomorrow . There was a post that DV is closed. Is that still true?

    1. was at NE yesterday and there seemed to be a pretty good crowd. Tiff and 4 latinas, all sexy, but they each had their regulars it seems. so the scene still seems lively. no one sharing on here, though?

      1. Is Tiffany team player yet. Last time I was there she seemed to have loosened up a little. But not a team player

        1. COFFEE lover,
          When tiffany pulls her panty down, stick your middle finger up her p$ssy! She will love it!

  11. I will travel up to Sacramento this weekend. Is there any Vietnamese coffee (bikini) shop around there?

    1. One booster and wait 2 weeks. Boy this link is officially dead. Where does everyone else go to get coffee info??

      1. BUMPP. This page died so much. Just trying to cure this yellow fever :(((

      2. POTUS47, i heard there is some discord coffee channel that talks about the coffee girls. anybody know what discord channel? I would love to join!

        1. DM Rocket. He’s the man. He’s the King of Koffee.

        2. KOK, rocket? who’s that? how to dm him? for a second i thought you mean stick my rocket up the coffee girls p$ssy.

  12. Does anyone know the table tip policy at NE? When people leave without leaving a tip on the table the servers always stop them. Do the those tips go to the house? Does the boss lady collect all that money. Because if they do not go to the servers i’ll leave less on the table and hand tip more to the servers. If anyone knows please share.

    1. The boss only gets the money for the drinks. Tips on the table is money for the girls They divide it up equally after each shift or when a girl comes or goes home. I try to leave at least a 5 If you are there for a long time tip more. Hand tip the girl or girls that entertains you.

  13. Does anyone go to EQ and NE anymore? Not much being posted. I will start. Last week I went to both EQ NE. It was nice to see some of the old time favorites working EQ Alina Cindy and Rebecca. NE Nan Jessica and Tiffany all still looking great

    1. I want to see both Jessica and Tiffany.

      What day and time did you go last week?

        1. Based on Tiffany’s personality, I don’t think she has an IG. Even she has, i do not think she will share it with anyone.

          Jessica is different, but I doubt she has an IG account.

    2. Good afternoon at NE on Friday. Tiff back to flashing her p. Natalie and a couple of other Latinas looking good. Minding my own biz as usual, but sometimes you can’t ignore what’s going on around you. Is it me or are things getting more risque? Was that titty sucking I saw??

      1. Titty sucking was that with Tiffany without pasties? Is she doing lap dancing now also? If so I will go see her bald p and get some dances tomorrow

        1. What is it with some girls that will show P but not show titty. Is she going to lose the panties before the pasties. Maybe i will go see her Tight looking P tomorrow. Is she doing lap dances during HH all the time with the others.

        2. some girls like to show off their shaved p$ssy! Its a signal that they want you to finger them.

  14. I spent some time there on Halloween. Nam cashier Ivy Tiffany and shorter big booty girl. Ivy and Tiffany spent some time with me having fun. It was kinda slow at the time
    Maybe Tiffany was on her period that and not comfortable showing

  15. Does anybody know the name of the Mexican girl that works on Friday mornings with black hair and a pretty face that is always smiling? She’s beautiful!

    1. Are you asking about EQ? That Mexican girl might be Nina. She kinda fits that description.

    2. Are you asking about EQ? That Mexican girl might be Nina. She kinda fits that description.

      1. Whoops forgot to mention she works at Nguyen Espresso. Pretty gal! Anyone know her name?

  16. Fantasy super busy today? Any deals going on?? What’s the big deal there?

    1. Sexy Asians where you might be able to sneak a peak of some pu**y and tits. Just be sure to count how many drinks you get as price varies

  17. Anyone know what happened to that super hot gurl with the bitch face at remedy?

    I went there last week and she’s gone. Anyone know where she works now?

  18. Anyone know what happened to that super hot gurl with a Bitch face that worked at remedy?

    I went there last week and she’s gone. Anyone know where she works now?

  19. Was at NE late afternoon today. 3 girl doing non stop happy hour. Seems they have moved up to a higher level of fun. Did not see much action with Tiffany today. Did not even get a showing of her pus y today.

    1. Tiffany was there Thursday morning. Still not a team player. Maybe she thinks she is better than the other girls and that she is so special that don’t need to be a team player.

      1. In the past she would pull her panties down for a view. Last time she would not even do that for me. Told me she does not do that anymore.

        1. on halloween (or maybe the day b4) she was doing it 4 anyone with a $10 tip. she also told me that she might doff the pasties in Dec.

          maybe you’re just a jerk who doesn’t show her any respect.

        2. I spent some time there on Halloween. Nam cashier Ivy Tiffany and shorter big booty girl. Ivy and Tiffany spent some time with me having fun. It was kinda slow at the time
          Maybe Tiffany was on her period that and not comfortable showing

  20. appearing at NE on halloween was the DDG Ivy, formerly of DV. She confirmed that DV had closed down. NE’s gain if Ivy stays there.

  21. Any NE or EQ-like coffee shop in San Diego? I would appreciate any information.

    1. I still have not seen Jessica. What days have you seen Jessica? Mornings or afternoons?

  22. No posting by anyone lately.
    How is NE? Is Tiffany still there?
    Let me know if Jessica of CQ still works at NE.

    1. jessica is at NE on mon, tue, wed, sat and sun afternoons..she said it..
      anyone have info on presley and other cheetahs girls

        1. like most of the girls, Jessica does not always show up when she says she will. sh*t happens!

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