Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (12/04/2023) for the San Jose coffee shops. I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls). Please note that these are solely the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not necessarily agree with them. The cost of drinks has increased, with the average now being $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food prices range from approximately $12 to $16.

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1. Remedy Cafe 
1150 Murphy Ave. Suite C
San Jose, CA
Remedy is located in San Jose on the corner of Murphy Ave. and Old Oakland happens to be conveniently located near my office making it easy for me to come here during my lunch break. The location is near all the tech companies along North First Street. Remedy is an excellent café, and from the start, this place has been run the way I would run it if I ever owned a café. The talent level is excellent, the place is non-smoking and clean, there are plenty of TVs, food is great, music is good but not deafening, and the vibe is chill. At any given time, there are two-three waitresses working, and their waitresses are top notch. They are extremely friendly and have been known to sit down and chit chat. Typical attire includes lingerie or bikini. Coffee is $8/cup, and beer is also offered. You can visit their Instagram site to get updates on who’s

2. Monterey Breeze Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
Monterey Breeze (formerly Paradise) remains at the top in my books because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.

4. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. Fantasy closes at ~8PM.

5.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $8/cup.  The shop closes around 5PM.

6. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront. This place closes at 5PM.

7.  Palm Café
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
Palm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

8.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

385 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. I made a date with one of the girls for dinner next week. I’ve heard other guys do this with them all the time. anyone here know what to expect? esta jugando conmigo?

  2. Breaking News or Rumor. Just saw an IG post that alluded that Monterey Breeze closed. Anyone have the 411 on that?

    1. Sexy Kat apparently got jumped and now snitching lol look @cafembx ig. Coffee scene full of these dramatic hoes but as long as they keep slaving for this money, I will not complain

  3. Please play fair.
    Republicans have small ducks, but have large balls filled with healthy cum.

    Democrats have long dicks with no balls. They have long blonde hair, big tits, like it doggy and complain about pronouns with Adam’s Apple manly voice.

  4. Dear Alina,
    I love giving you money. If minimum wage increases, we all lose. vote Republican

  5. Price increase. Homeless increase. Flash mob theft increase.

    Please help lower prices, reduce homeless and crime by voting Republican.

    1. Like it’s going to make any difference in heavily Democratic Cali… not.

      1. I vote republican not because I expect to win in CA. I vote so that republican candidates and republican citizens know that they have at least some support here. Not everyone here is sheeple. Every one of us that votes encourages like minded people to at least have the guts to speak up once in a while.

        1. Thanks for your political comments. Any comments on the girls or cafes?

        2. when did this become a political forum? shut up and talk about the women smh

    2. I can’t vote republican. Republicans have small dicks. I have a big dick. I’m voting democrat.

  6. NE Line Up: Sat 2/24 Late Shift: Tiffany, Angie, Hannah, Jessica, Natalie, Mercedes, Nicole.

    Ninjas…..please post NE or EQ any day. Appreciate it.

      1. Yeah I’m a Hannah fan also. She’s a sultry girl next door and bootylicious. Pretty cool to talk to also. IDK her schedule. If the ninjas just post who’s working on what day we can plan visits so we can see our favorite servers and tip them more. I’ll keep posting whenever I go for coffee.

      1. Korean girl. Pasties she will let you feel her up. She also pulls her panties down to show her bald pu**y. I have seen guys putting their hands in her panties for a feel

    1. EQ, at least 6 girls, Amber is the most beautiful girl in this group today.

  7. Anybody know if Alyssa at NE is single? She deserves a man appreciating that beautiful face, sexy body and great personality. I’d pay if she ever let trusted clients date her with a happy ending included.

        1. I’m sure I don’t know, and I don’t speculate. I simply comment on her DV appearance 🙂

        2. most of them have boyfriends (or girlfriends – many are bi), but that shouldn’t keep u from having a good fantasy ‘date’ with a girl. They are pretty good at putting their lives in separate boxes.

  8. Hello Ninjas. thank you for posting who is working @ EQ and NE . Please keep it up…. as will I as much as I could. I got there Monday in the afternoon and saw some of the morning and all of the evening servers.

    NE Morning: Alissa, Petite latin girl with dark hair big eyes nice body.
    NE Afternoon: Tiffany, Ariana, Latin Girl with sultry look she’s a regular, New girl with pigtails a little thick (in a good way) pouty lips, New Latin girls in black top. Sorry I don’t know all of the names

    1. Morning Latin girl with big eyes was Aria. Used to be regular but moved.

      Latin girl with Sultry lips is Milli (wearing red today), Mercedes may be black top, pouty lips may have been Nicole

      1. Null. You’re a true ninja. Thanks for the added info. Ariana was super hot and cute. It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. She must work more mornings. Does she have an OF or IG page?

  9. Kat looks hot when she’s Instagram ready. Otherwise she’s not. Stick with EQ and everyone looks hot

      1. anyone know if Valeria is there today? she’s worth a drive in the rain. natali has been mia.

  10. What is Happy Hour? Free drinks? I have only been to NE and EQ a couple of times.

    1. The doors are locked and guarded. Lights turned down or off. Music is turned up. The girls remove what little clothing they have on. Give nude lap dances and sexual shows. Some will give you OTC handy. If you have loose clothes some do UTC handy. Most of the girls work as strippers during the night. Go and enjoy. Cost less than the strip club

      1. Did Jessica of CQ ever offer happy hours? I have not been in the scene for a long time.

        1. Jessica has a live in boy friend now. She is no longer doing extras.

        2. Jessica of CQ the same as Jessica of fantasy? There are rumors of fantasy jessica possibly going to EQ. I need to the see the bitch with no panties during HH

      2. I’ve experienced happy hour at EQ and it’s as the others described. what I don’t know is what triggers it. I doesn’t seem to be a particular time, so I’m guessing it’s something else? anyone have any insight?

  11. Would someone provide updates on who’s working at NE for the day and afternoon shift? It’s raining and trying to decide if it’s worth driving through the latest atmospheric river to tip hot servers.

  12. NE was amazing today. Happy hour was great. Lots of new t!ts and a$$ talent. Tiffany, Mili, Alexa/Allison(?), and several others. Not to be missed.

  13. NE happy hour is amazing. Tiffany, Allison, Mili, and several new babes. Definite upgrade.

    1. Thanks for the update. Will go check them out after work. I did not know they were doing Happy Hour anymore. I have not got a dance from Tiffany when they were doing HH before. Is she showing her beautiful titties like she did on Saturday.

        1. At least Tiffany’s panties are skimpier now. In the past they were more like short pants. Today, they were more like a thong. Sorry I missed Natalie today.

      1. I went to NE after work to see Tiffany. She was not there. Did she change her schedule? I will try tomorrow. Hopping she will be doing HH dances. Without those pastie like last Saturday

    2. Agreed! Great day today at NE. Alyssa, Arianna, Monica, Tiffany were there for Happy Hour. They are my top 4 favorites plus Natalie. Beautiful, friendly gals at NE. They keep me coming back.

  14. I went to Monterey breeze 4 times to meet kat. She never there. Does anyone know when she works?

    1. 4 times and didn’t see her? Bro, either you unlucky or she didn’t live up to the hype for you. Either way, save your money and stick with EQ.

      1. She’s so sexy. I want to try and talk to her but she makes me nervous. Until then, I’ll keep tipping and maybe she will notice me. Anyone know if she’s into a good time?

        1. I am so glad the girl fixed her odor issue, the girl is beautiful and body is eh. A lot more attractive when she doesn’t stink. Plenty of admirers with gifts, I take it she does extra service BTS?

  15. Anyone know about which days Julie and Thuy work in Palm Cafe and what can be expected? i.e., do they offer LD? Or touching? What’s the tipping range for the leverage?

    1. I didn’t know Thuy worked there. Back in the day she was one of my favs, Uber hot. I’ve never been to Palm. Do you know if she works Sat or Sun? I’ll need to plan a trip down there and try Palm Cafe. Any more info appreciated. Thanks Ninja!

    2. As far as I know, they don’t allow touching or do LD at palm. It’s just like remedy cafe and mbx, they come serve you and bounce..

      1. Any experience with fantasy? LD, touching or flashing? Couple ladies in there I’d love to see a little more of

  16. Invites sent out. Thank you for your patience.

    For those that didn’t make the cut thank you for your interest. Keep monitoring this space and contributing to MrN. and the community in a respectful manner.

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  17. this whole comment section is being “discussed” by like same 2-3 dudes everyday

    1. Yep, many folks asking questions. Few folks contributing answers.
      Feel free to chime in anytime 🙂

      1. There only 2 people posting on here! “Invites sent out” means Mr. Rocket sent out 2 email! “For those that didn’t make the cut” means 1 guy didn’t make it.

        1. hey can I get Rocket’s email also?

          i will buy him 100 coffees for all the pics & vids he got.

  18. Could someone post the Superbowl Sunday rosters at NE and EQ. Thanks in advance.

      1. My Ninjas haven’t reported in yet. When I get info i’ll post it.

        So far, only one Ninja Reported in for Fantasy.
        Fantasy: 4 girls working. He doesn’t know the names. when more ninjas report, i’ll update. Fantasy installed 3 new large HD TVs for the superbowl.

  19. Are the the girls including Tiffany at NE dressing in the Traditional Ao dai commando like EQ. If so it will be a full shop. Please let us know if she is Thanks

    1. girls at NE wearing dresses and no pasties even Tiffani. Lots of hands feeling her nip

      1. I was hoping she lost her panties also. Hopefully no pasties from now on.

      2. Without her pasties, I almost didn’t recognize Tiffany. She was not being shy, either. Even so, Angie is still my favorite – sexy, smart and sweet – she’s the whole package.
        BTW, a girl was talking to me and another guy at my table Friday and she said that for the last year or so, the girls have to pay to work at NE – they are not employees. News 2 both of us! Is that commonly known; and is that true for EQ as well?

        1. AHA! come to think of it, I never saw her serve a drink or clear a table. So, some are servers, others just dance. Mystery solved

  20. Anyone know if Kat will be at Monterey breeze or fantasy today?
    Thanks ninjas

      1. does she have instagram like others..never seen her but curious with all the hype..

  21. What is Tiffany’s attire today. Easy movable nipple covers or was that a one day only thing. I read on another site she was going completely bottom less. Is that true or just still flashing

    1. Coffee fan….Can you share the other site. I’m always looking for the lineups. Thank you

      1. besides tiffany NE girls are just a bunch of fatties / oldies (or both). not sure why it is packed on a weekday. a mexican dude I talked to had no idea other cafes exist, and I blew his mind when I told him about the others

        1. Is. I have to agree with you. Tiffany is the only fit and trim one there. I would almost put her in a spinner category. The other three need to go on a diet and exercise plan. This is just my opinion. I like the spinners.

        2. You know, of course, that all the girls at all the cafes are aware of this chat site. I can see Tiffany going “Hehe, I need not take anything off or show anything and I can still make bank, cause I’m the queen”

        3. Tiffany knows what is the minimal she has to do to already to make money. She has been working for the sisters for atleast 14 years

    1. Is Jessica and Natalie still working at NE? I haven’t seen them in a few weeks but maybe it’s just when I go

      1. Jessica was there yesterday. Ay pezones. saw natali a week or so. maybe vacation lately?

        what do you guys know about Valeria? I think she’s the most attractive one there.

      2. was there today and someone told me natali out for a few weeks. heard she got a guy..

        tiffany looked good but still covered. she ignores me anyway. nam gave someone a lap dance when it was almost closing time. never saw her do that before. que?

    2. Yes Tiffany knows she is queen. I was told the boss begged her to come back to work with the promise that she would never be required to show. That she has a boyfriend that takes care of her she doesn’t need the money.

    1. Got to love them both. Great looks and bodies. The best is their smiles and personalities.

    2. Alina is hotter partially because of her personality. If you followed her when she was an Import Car Model she was one of the top ones. I said it earlier. If she had an OF page she would easily add 6 figures to her annual income.

    3. In their prime , Alina easily. She’s gorgeous whereas Mel has a GND look which is still good.

  22. Could some give a Sunday update on Tiffany’s attire. Want to see if it is worth driving through the storm on Sunday. Thanks in advanced!!

      1. Thanks you saved me the drive over there. Now if she was BL today. I would rethink about going today

  23. Does anyone know if NE Tiffany will be back. Or did she get fired for not showing enough. Thanks

        1. Without pasties but had covered with an easily movable sparkly stringy thing. Was really nice.

        2. Nothing special. Just dangle nipple covers. When I was there.

        3. Is she showing her bare nipples now then. Its funny how she would show her bare pu**y and allow touching but not show her nipples.

        4. I asked her about that. Some dudes don’t know how to treat nipples, they go for the pinch and the grab. She wore the pasties because she got tired of going home with sore nipples. The pasties didn’t seem to affect her income that I could tell from watching.

        5. Is she going without panties now. Or just still pulling them down or to the side for a feel of that tight bald pu**y

    1. What days does Alina work? I always seem to miss her. Hard for me to go down to SJ in. Weekday but will plan for t if I knew what day.

      1. Alina is so hot! She’s working tomorrow Friday 2/2. But she said her days are random.

      2. I *believe* I remember her saying that she works on Mon and Wed till 2:00, Tue and Thu till 3:00, and Sat till 1:00.
        Sounds like she’s there most mornings.
        Yep, totally hot. My EQ ATF

        1. Thanks for the info. I went today. Alina in my opinion is the Goat. If she has an OF page she’d be pretty rich right now.

        2. When it was Mel and Alina it was unbelievable. Hot and hotter.

    1. Great! Just came from there. It’s always a hit if Monica is working at NE.

        1. Light skin latina with wavy hair, great smile, piercing in her lower back, big booty and does awesome lap dances

  24. Where is the best cafe to watch the football games tomorrow? Thanks in advance!

  25. Anybody else love Monica at NE? Beautiful face, great personality, huge ass and awesome lap dances.

  26. Anyone know who the thick latina at fantasy is? She isn’t there often but I wanna sniff her thong so bad

        1. Not so keen on entitled folks. The moto of the discord is contributing and respect.

          Next round of emails sent. For those who already have submited, please be patient as we are trying to invite candidates in as a group.

  27. Coming back down to visit a friend then we are gonna head to EQ:

    Is Amber or Presley still there?

  28. Coming back down to visit a friend then we are gonna head to NQ:

    Is Amber or Presley still there?

      1. Throw back when Kat would dance and let you finger her underground and to answer your question she’s at Monterrey Breeze now 3-4 days a week apparently it’s her last year as a coffee girl too.

        1. It’s valid but it’s bait and switch, the girl you see is nothing like the pictures they posted. Mid-aged Asian women.

        1. Light skin latina, Betty Boop tattoo on right arm, gigantic titties. Biggest ones at NE.

        2. Thank you Null. I know which NE server you are referring to. She’s really sweet.

        1. creo que ella esta aqui hoy. ella esta jodidamente caliente. Se encuentra afuera?

  29. Mr. Rocket says:
    01/09/2024 at 15:42
    Rocket owns & manages the Discord site. he & a couple buddies of his run it. every day there are real line ups, plus pics & videos of the girls & no BS over there. my friend belonged to the site for a while. i want to get on it to. please thanks

    Only things true about the above post is that there is no BS on the discord and there are regular line ups. No idea who your friend is (more likely your a past member who was kicked for inactivity) but he could sponsor you, but that seems something he is not willing to do.

    The only way the discord works is that folks are active and contribute regularly. If you don’t visit regularly then don’t bother asking for access. Also mods remove BS and remind folks regarding the rules or else kick/ban.

    We might be opening spots soon (note we don’t do this often). If your smart and motivated email me with why we should consider you. Hint name + gmail.

        1. For those that have figured it out, please be patient. We don’t check the gmail daily. Responded to the inquires today.

        2. I would like to request access also but I do not know the email address to send

  30. Discard site is looking for ninjas that can report on coffee shops with stupid names located on Monterey road. If that’s you, let me know. I’ll send you an invite.

    1. Rocket,
      That’s asking too much. Monterey rd goes from Gilroy to San Jose. Too many coffee shops located on that 30 mile road.

      Wait, if I narrow the search results on google to “coffee shops with stupid names on Monterey road” only one location shows up.

      Jasmina is working today.

  31. Travelling to Phoenix Az., any suggestions for similar places there like EQ or MB

    1. No cafe shop in Phoenix like SJ. But just outside of Phoenix in Mesa is some of the best massage places. Aloha spa and Top spa. For 220 they will blow your mind and alot more. Yes do the table shower. You will thank me later. Nothing like this in SJ area.

    2. No coffee shops in Phoenix like SJ that I know of. Just on the edge of Phoenix is Mesa. Go spend an hour at Aloha spa or Top spa the girls will blow your mind and alot more. You can Thank me later. Yes do the table shower. No places like this in the SJ area

  32. Jasmina at MB aka paradise is the hottest coffee girl in the scene right now. If you haven’t seen her in person you are missing out! Your welcome

    1. there are 2 other girls in the scene that’s share the top spot with Jasmina.

      They should really change the name back to paradise.

      Paradise is has a reputation of finding jasmina level girls. We want to goto paradise, not Monterey breeze.

  33. Does anyone else notice a change in the dress policy at NE?? I don’t know if it is coincidence or did it get more conservative??? I wanted to check with others that may have gone on a different day.

    1. was there today. girls looking good and still showing. looking around, they allow more touching and other stuff.

    2. Might have been a customer that they was not sure of when you was there. Was there today all was good. I spent alot of time with the skinny Korean girl. She was a little more conservative at first. Then she opened up for me. I will be back on my next day off. Does anyone know what days she works?

  34. Why is NE losing top talent?? Briteny, Presley and Veda were super hot and fun. Owner needs to look closely how she’s compensating and how she’s treating the servers. Losing that bell might be a good start before she loses more talent.

    1. Has anyone ever hooked up with any of the girls from NE or DV? Do they provide services?

      1. And Eq yes. I can count atleast 7 that I have hooked up with. They are not hookers. But like any girl they like good sex. Some that are currently working and some of the past star girls.

      2. I know some guys talk here but which girls actually let you finger and lick them in the cafe?

        1. None of them. And guys that claim they do are just getting the cafes in trouble.

    2. With that bell, she’s like that Salamanca from Breaking Bad. She’s got the same attitude too.

    1. Britney is fun. One time I grabbed her ass and said “oops, I did it again” and she grabbed my ass back and said “I’ll hold it against you bitch”

  35. Pressley switched from NE to EQ- can’t decide if she’s hotter than Amber.

        1. Presley is a much cooler server. Talks like she’s known you for years. Smiles more also.

  36. Pressley switched from NE to EQ- can’t decide if she’s hotter than Amber.

  37. Went to Monterey breeze for the first time.
    1. Drive is far!!
    2. Monterey breeze is a stupid name
    3. I met kat. She is hot. Is this who you all call “sexy kat”?
    4. The other girl seem to be in a bad mood. I ask what her name was, she ignored me.
    5. The people at the table next to me didn’t leave a tip, so I didn’t either. No one complained about it.

    1. @ Coffeeleeves clearly you don’t know the nostalgia behind the name Monterey breeze. It was the place to be back in the late 90s and early 2000s. I mean they are on monterey road. Why don’t you give actual girl reportings and tell us who is working?

      1. Are you bipolar and responding to yourself? Or are you two different people?

        The first guy did report who’s working. The first person said Sexy kat and another girl in a bad mood was working, I’m assuming he would have reported on the name of the Second Lady, but he couldn’t get her name.

        The first guy is clearly new to the scene and he’s probably a first time poster on here. Be nice.

        most OG people know the nostalgia of “Monterey breeze”. It was the best place to be back in the days, but today is not those days and Monterey breeze is a stupid name. Paradise is were it’s at. The original poster is probably not OG, but he’s learning.

        If you’re bipolar. Then you should learn too.

        Btw, I agree. Sexy kat is hot.

    2. Thanks for reporting that sexy Kat is working. I’ll reconsider the long drive in rush hour traffic to visit her. She’s worth it.

      Its 2024, and I agree Monterey breeze is a stupid name.

      Again, thanks for reporting who was working.

        1. Rocket owns & manages the Discord site. he & a couple buddies of his run it. every day there are real line ups, plus pics & videos of the girls & no BS over there. my friend belonged to the site for a while. i want to get on it to. please thanks

        1. Bull Thanks. Saved me from wasting my time. Titties Tiffany’s 10. Angie’s 3

    1. Keep clam and keep going!!!

      EQ almost went bud light. Boss didn’t know. It was a close, but all is good.

      They didn’t go bud light, but they did go BLM. For that, I’m sticking with DV.

        1. I need a code decipher. I’m probably just not with the times. What happened and how can it almost happen? I was going to head out there to watch the game later. Thanks ninjas.

        2. Seems like they’re posting to get more people over to DV.

          As far as I’m concerned there’s enough coffee lovers to go around.

      1. Don’t know what it means either, but to quote EQ boss lady 5min ago: “They Crazy”

    2. Don’t know what happened but p@$$y tends to trump politics. Most guys will go crawling back.

      1. Agreed. With all the glorious pussy in the cafes, its amazing that politics finds a way to slither into the discussion. Without explanation by the posters, the comments would seem, to my ear, to be expressions of right-wing disdain.
        Attempting to hear the dog whistles, in the context of “Woke”, “Bud Light” might be an anti-trans statement, referring to last year’s right-wing beer boycott because of the whole Dylan Mulroney thing. Or, it may just be about beer. Who knows?
        I heard a rumor that DV might apply for a beer license, and maybe EQ is too.

        The “BLM” comment may refer to the fact that EQ has a black hostess. I know that DV PM had a black hostess, and who knows, DV AM might get one too. If they ever do, and she’s as hot as EQ Vanessa, I’m there.

    3. Lets all make stupid cryptic comments so no one knows what we are talking about… what fun!!!

    1. Hopefully NE will start doing Happy hour again. Like to get another LD from Tiffany. That is the only time I got her to spread her legs.

      1. where the fk is rocket at? can anybody send a direct link to the discord channel?

  38. Hi guys, I am going to visit LA next week. Any advice for the coffee shop there? Same rule as in San Jose? Any information is appreciated.

    1. DD Cafe – 10552 McFadden Ave, Garden Grove, CA 92843 “Party Vibe”
      Cafe Lu – 634 S Harbor Blvd, Santa Ana, CA 92704
      Starz – 14241 Euclid, Garden Grove “Weekend Evenings good”
      168 – 13959 Harbor Blvd, Garden Grove, CA 92843
      Cafe Dang – 7771 Westminster Blvd., Westminster, CA 92683 “Models”

    2. Went to cafe in Garden Grove today. Generally speaking, mileage in garden grove is lower than NE and EQ. Fewer girls provided floor dance. Smoke was allowed in all stores I visited.

      Cafe 369: spacious space, clean though smoke was allowed. TL dance $60, ND dance $80. Girls are the best among three cafe I visited. They kept refilling tea every 2 minutes even though it was full. Most people tipped $2 for refilling. Did not see any floor dance.

      DD: had second best girls. Lower refilling frequency. Less people here. Spacious parking. Floor dance was provided. Saw one guy kept massaging different girls. Not sure he paid for or got paid for doing this.

      Cafe 168: limited parking. Maybe the highest mileage. Most packed one. Store was not clean and smell was bad. Saw one girl gave short dance for $5. Private dance was $40 tl and $50 nd. Shift changed at 3pm.

  39. Monterey breeze: Tina, Jessa, Jen, Erin. Full house

    Luvcafe: parking lot empty. I didn’t walk in.

    Fantasy: 2 hot girls, don’t know name. Crowded but not full.

    1. Why do you even go to these places where the girls won’t even talk to you and are on their phone all the time

      1. If the girls don’t talk to you then I understand why you don’t goto these places.

        The girls want to talk to me. I don’t pay them to.

      2. mike no need to talk to the girls. spread their legs and talk with your finger!

    1. @Bigfoot,
      Sexy Kat work at paradise now. She works night shift.
      She’s fine as fuck.

    1. EQ: Vanessa too
      NE: Anita, Monica, Valeria, Angie, Tiffany, Alisa, Strawberry, Milly

        1. NE Sat late shift. Tiffany, Natalie, Jessica, Vixen and two other new gals I don’t know their names but both cute. Busy.

      1. No Tiffany at NE today. I was planning to go see her bald p*say today and those lovely titties of hers.

        1. Went to Eq this morning it was dead. Then off to see if anything new at NE and to my surprise Tiffany was working. Spent my time and money with her lovely titties and p*ssy. Does anyone knows if she does meet up outside?

        2. Can you touch and enjoy? Or are there limitations/hands off?

        3. Yes she lets me touch and enjoy not much limitation for me. But I hear she is very selective on who she will let. It’s taken me a couple of months. Still waiting to see the nipples.

  40. At EQ now (1:30). Kinda dead. Lily,Amber, and Victoria in the house.
    All covered up. 2 girls chilling in the corner. 1 girl refreshing tea. Anyone know when Alina is back from vacation?

    1. Edit:
      Victoria left at 2:00
      By 2:30, the remaing two began giving the usual risqué dances

      1. The best time to go to EQ is at the end of a slow day. The girls get more desperate for money.

  41. Is Kaitlyn and sexy kat the same person? I saw her at Monterey breeze last week

    1. Kaitlyn at DV is short, very slender with B-cups and and nipple piercings. A definite “spinner”. Does this sound like Kat?

    2. Kaitlyn and sexy kat are different babes.

      Kaitlyn: thin, small perfect shaped tits. Black hair. Use to work at EQ. Now works at DV. I saw her at paradise once.

      Sexy Kat: thicker, size D perfectly shaped tits. Blonde hair. She works at fantasy and paradise.

      Both: short, Asian and hot.

      Crazy Kathy: aka Kathy bae. Over weight, but Tran has her on a diet. Diet is working. She’s looking better, but not enough to work at another shop.

  42. Who is the jail bait caucasian girl at EQ that is always bending over? I would want to check her ID out before I would touch that.

    1. Relatively tall, brown hair, often in a ponytail? I think I overheard her tell someone her name was Amber. Would certainly fit. I frequently see the one I’m thinking of in the back of the room on the left with, apparently, one of her regulars.

    1. I saw someone named Emily at DV today (Christmas Eve). DV is open tomorrow, so maybe She’ll be there

  43. @DV –
    Anyone know what days Kaitlin @ DV works? or who works Fridays?

    Same with EQ – anyone know who works Fridays?

  44. Has NE lost her pasties and panties. Last time I was there she was wearing pasties and just pulled her panties down for a quick view of her p*say. Tia

      1. Still no. Not looking like she’ll uncover. She gets so much attention already she doesn’t need to.

        1. Give her time. Every one will get tired of her saying she will soon and never does.

  45. NE late shift Sat. Natalie, Payton, Vixen, Latin with large top IDK her name and new cute Latin server. I would appreciate any post on who’s working at NE or EQ. I just don’t know the best times to get my coffee. Thanks

  46. @Fantasy FS,
    I think you have weird taste in women. All the girls you listed are hot.
    Missy, Janae, Kim, Jessica, Kat is an all star line up.
    Then there’s 5 more girls that are just as hot.
    10 girls. No other shop has 10 girls!

    1. I think we will all agree that a list with Kat is not all star list. Kat ruined it for the rest of the girls.

    2. @ Dream Cafe: Which girl are you: Missy, Janae, Kim, Jessica, Kat?

  47. Rate the DV chicks for best mileage (most bang for tips buck) and biggest to smallest tits. I like them titties shapely but I also like the small flat chested ones too, go figure 🙂

    1. Kaitlyn and yana are the best since they both let u finger during a dance for an extra tip at the end. Mai is good too she’s hot and lets u touch her whole body.

      1. How much of a tip do you give them? Any advice on how to to make this happen, like become a regular or did you just ask?

    1. Who was the thin girl wearing black at fantasy yesterday and how do I get her to flash me?

      1. Don’t believe she’s into that or doing anything extra for tips. You can tip for her time, shower her w gifts and she will talk to you but she’s classy and keeps it professional

  48. Does anyone know if Alyssa from NE gives extras? That ass and face is beautiful!

  49. NE is officially boring. Brittany is no longer working there and Veda moved to Vegas. Since I’m boycotting Vegas because they took my Raiders / Athletics I’m never going to see Veda again. I’m looking for where Brittany is working now. Anyone know????

      1. Thank you for the info. Dropping NE for a while and will check out MB next weekend. I don’t think MB is considered a risqué cafe though. I’ve never been there.

      1. Only Caucasian blonde in recent NE visits were Vixen who was really tall and Peyton who looked like a hot CA surfer girl.

  50. Janae works at Luvcafe #1. It’s now called Fantasy. Like every girl at Fantasy, she is hot.

    The girl with tongue piercing and tattoos that works at Luvcafe. She’s ugly. All the girls at Luvcafe are ugly. That’s why it didn’t make it on the list.

    Two different girls.

    1. Janae is the ugly one at Fantasy. The one with ugly tattoos and who always dye her hair differents colors. I’m not sure if you are Janae and defend yourself because you are ugly.

        1. Most girl at Fantasy are ugly now. Maybe only one new girl is pretty but I didn’t ask her name. Missy look like old lady hihihih. Victoria & Jasmyne is cute. Kat look like a man. Jessica smells bad. Kim is cute on some day.

          This place suck ever since Nicole left.

        2. Victoria & Jasmyne Work at Remedy. Both are hot.

          Fantasy and Love Cafe get mixed up a lot because Tran use to own both places.

          Fantasy has the sexy babes.
          Love cafe has a large TV screen.

        3. Victoria and Jasmyne both work at Remedy and Fantasy. Check Victoria instagram she always post from the Fantasy bathroom

  51. I know it might be kind of late, but can anyone tell me if Kim is still at fantasy and who the other girl is? If Kim is working with another hottie, I’ll drive over.

    1. Kim only works first shift, so she’s gone. I don’t know the name of the other girl, but she was hot too. Fantasy’s second shift has hot girls too. It’s worth the drive.

        1. After you have fingered her a few times. She just sits with no reaction. The excitement is leading up to it. After you have done it a few times she has gotten boring. It’s time to move on. I will still go see her before visiting my favorite KAAMP
          For a happy Ending

        1. Can someone ask Kim if she does FS?

          I would spend $$ if she does

        2. Kimmychi kim does FS for $25. She’s a cheap wh$re! I’ve fingered her already. She loved it!

      1. Full service. What I’ve been trying to figure out myself is which girls are into the full service and what are the other girls boundaries

        1. Ask Janae how much for FS. I saw her FS in a white car the other day. Too bad she not my type

  52. I was at NE yesterday. I see Tiffany is letting touch p*ssy but still pasties.

    1. her pssy looks so nice i wanna finger her, she allow fingering now or just touch?

        1. When she was sitting on my lap. I was feeling her titties then i just moved my hand down to her panties to her p*ssy. At first she put her legs together. Then she spread them. She allowed this twice yesterday. First time a little apprehensive. Second time not.

        2. inside panties or outside- she is okay with outside but I never tried i side yet

        3. Went back is see more of Tiffany’s p*ssy. Today I see she her pulling her panties aside and opening up alot more. No problem touching her again today. I think is realizing the money she can make.

        4. When u say inside do you mean poking in hole or just on inside of panties. I’ll have to try poking next time

      1. DV has instagram: @dv_cafe_ You can log in and click on any of the images. You can find Mai in there.
        Had one lap dance with her. Good grind, good touch. As always, YMMV

  53. Has anyone seen Thao or Brittany from NE? Haven’t seen in a while. Both hot and let u touch good

      1. What about Brittany? She’s great. Last time I spoke with her she sounded happy there and wasn’t leaving soon. Plus she was one of the hardest servers there. Oh yeah hot also.

        1. Thao, Brittany and Alyssa are the best they let u touch p*ssy

        2. Brittany lets you touch but she leaves a little fishy smell on your hands

  54. Does Alina still work on a regular basis @ EQ? I’ve been trying to be there when she worked but I haven’t seen her yet. Thanks Ninjas.

  55. It’s like Dave said, the ranks change day by day. Fantasy is only #1 when there a girls working. Some days, the husband is wearing a bikini cashiering. Bro, if you go woke, you go broke.

  56. These aren’t rankings. This is just a list. I decided not to rank them because some days, one may be better than others, but other days, another one might be better. In general, all these are close to each other, and it depends on what you feel like seeing or who you feel like visiting.

    1. Who’s on the menu for that FS @fantasy? Need full service from the ones that are with a good time

    1. Good updates. I see prices are now showing correct values. I disagree with the rankings completely, but that is your personal choice, so its okay.

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