Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.

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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.

4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.

5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

61 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

    1. Only reason I care is because when dem guys splooge their hot jizz, yummmmmmm!!! So fun to see when they start all ackward and trying to hide their fattt di xx and then the wet spot! Lolz! Wonder how dey hidz dat from deir SO?!? Anywayz it getz me hard thinking I could be licking that stiff icicle. Even if itz on the small side then I can DT and I do lile feeling that hot male seed running down my nasti throat! Do you want to see me choking on your pole LovesCoffee (or is Dougie?)? I can take them really big so let me know how many inches you are. I need to let my buddies know all about DV! They get turned on too seeing horny guys. I don’t mind tipping the girls so as not to blow my cover till I’m ready to pounce!

  1. I wonder if they notice I’m watching them whenever I visit a coffee shop. Man those grade A thighs in tight outfits just make me drool. I picture them stopping at my table. I look them in the eye to check if they notice me. When I see that spark of recognition in their eyes I know its game on! I grab hold and bury my face into their crotch. They are to startled to stop me from squeezing those tight buns. To my amazement this one starts getting stiff! So much for macho man! I start popping open the button on his pants then pulling the zipper down. He’s too shocked (aroused?) to stop me. I pull down the final piece of cloth and stare at his hot male stick. So red and angry! I push my mouth over it and push down till it clogs my throat. Then I start bobbing up and down. I can feel the veins pulsing on his stem and he is starting to lose control. He close so I push all the way down till I can feel his bush tickling my mustach. Then he burst and I feel his warm seed flood my mouth. Yum!!! I can barely keep up with his pumping but I swallow hard like a good boyfriend so he won’t leave me. The other patrons are shocked. I quickly stand up and drop a few dollars to pay my tab and slip away before they can call the cops. I have no regrets going after pervs at coffee shops. Time someone turned the tables on them. Muahahahaha!

  2. Big stinky Don’t bother. Folks should know by now not read anything on this site. Your only feeding the ego of the trolls.
    If your a shop or shop girl you know that some of your customers are posting here. For your peace of mind don’t read this site.
    If your a responsible coffee goer the only solution is a moderated private group that screens for trolls and is responsible with any information shared.
    If your new try reddit (users can’t post completely anonymously so you can spot trolls easier and hopefully semi moderated), but otherwise your SOL. Say thanks to the trolls.
    I really hope the owners of this site does everyone a favor and start some form of moderation or just shut it down. You can hide behind your disclaimer, but I personally couldn’t live with myself if the information I have or facilitated lead to someone getting hurt. I know people have already gotten hurt, but does it need to get worse?

  3. if Vanessa, Shannon, and Victoria/Misa works at DV instead of EQ.
    Imagine getting LDs from them.

    1. I’ll go broke with just Shannon.
      Misa was hot, but her hair color makes her ugly.
      I’ll take Vanessa if Shannon isn’t there.

      1. Vanessa = Nathalie Emmanuel
        Victoria/Misa = Young Christina Aguilera
        Shannon = Riley Reid

    2. Why would they move to low class DV clients when they are making bank @ EQ. Girls also know the low class touchy type and unless the shell out lots more cash dey aint getting notin!

    1. Can you please share if any biker doods frequent Fantasy? That’s my Fantasy, to feel his stromg shoulder muscle as I go down and engulf him. Yummm!

  4. I walked into fantasy this fine Wednesday morning. Missy saw me open the door and greeted me with a sexy smile. She walked up to me and gave me a warm hug. She walks away while I stare at her perfectly toned ass.

    Before I could sit down, Janay walks over showing off her sexy long legs and long blonde hair, she gives me my second warm hug of the day.

    In about 3 minutes, missy brings my drink over to me, made strong eye contact with me, smiled and walked away. While walking away, she slapped her ass as if she caught me staring at it the first time.

    Janay refilled my tea. She started to talk to me, but a huge crowd just walked in and she needed to cut my conversation short.

    A customer sitting next to me asked me if I knew if Britney was working. I told him, I’m not sure who Britney is. I come to see missy and Janay.

    I love this place.

  5. Hey Dougie! Why so distant? Didn’t you like our last meeting? You can grab my a$$ and my hard steel. Don’t you remember when I shoved it into you from behind? You were squeeling like some little b h t ch! It was so hot! Thought I’d purged your taste for all these coffee girls? Or are you trying to hide your true self? Let me know where we can meet up again and if keep that potty mouth of yours clean I’ll give you some hot ooze as a reward.

    1. Mr Nguyen….you might as well close this site down or hire another moderator. These posts have killed the site.

      1. D(ougie)Trump? Is that you? Why are you always complaining about my posts. Aren’t they as entertaining as yours? Whatever makes you happy. So long as we get to do round 2, next time I c u!

      2. I agree!

        If posters talk about different things other than coffee scene related, they should be banned.

        1. Joe(Dougie)12? How about I like your balls till you come honey? I’m talking about the coffee scene! All these nice man flesh that I see in the shops. All these pretty girls keep dragging dem in like honey to a fly. Can blame me for wanting to taste them. Oooooo, how nice when I feel his hot cream in my mouth!

  6. I wonder if they notice I’m watching them whenever I visit a coffee shop. Man those grade A thighs in tight outfits just make me drool. I picture them stopping at my table. I look them in the eye to check if they notice me. When I see that spark of recognition in their eyes I know its game on! I grab hold and bury my face into their crotch. They are to startled to stop me from squeezing those tight buns. To my amazement this one starts getting stiff! So much for macho man! I start popping open the button on his pants then pulling the zipper down. He’s too shocked (aroused?) to stop me. I pull down the final piece of cloth and stare at his hot male stick. So red and angry! I push my mouth over it and push down till it clogs my throat. Then I start bobbing up and down. I can feel the veins pulsing on his stem and he is starting to lose control. He close so I push all the way down till I can feel his bush tickling my mustach. Then he burst and I feel his warm seed flood my mouth. Yum!!! I can barely keep up with his pumping but I swallow hard like a good boyfriend so he won’t leave me. The other patrons are shocked. I quickly stand up and drop a few dollars to pay my tab and slip away before they can call the cops. I have no regrets going after pervs at coffee shops. Time someone turned the tables on them. Muahahahaha!

    1. It’s one of the girls from Monterey breeze. She’s hot, next time I’ll ask for her name.

  7. That was a heart breaking loss to the Spurs yesterday. 🙁 They showed they have the ability, but big lineups are still their weakness, e.g. 1x Spurs, 2x Clippers, 1x Cavs.

  8. Hey Dougie, is that your latest handle? Why so shy after our last meet up? You don’t want anyone to know about our kinky games in the bathroom? This time it was you that followed me. I’m not going to say which shop it was but your such a naughty boy to act like your waiting your turn, but then stuck your hand in my pants pocket to feel what your missing. Such a naughty boy that you did hesitate when I pulled you inside and locked the door.

    1. Warriors Win >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      Warriors(12 – 3) 112
      Pelicans(4 – 13) 108 final

  9. I’d love to meet Doug at one of the shops. I’d sit next to him and start fondling his thighs. I’ll gladly give a few bucks to tip the girls to get his junk nice amd hard. Then I’ll invite him to one of the restrooms and zip him down so I can touch him. I hope he’s a nice size so I can do down on him all the way so that my mustash is tickling his base. Are you shaved Dougie or will I taste your currly hair on each down stroke. Mmmm! Can’t wait to meet you dude and I don’t mind sharing you with girls so long as you tight little hole is mine. XoXo your lover boy!

    1. All these toilets are so nasty but you barely noticed as you grabbed my hand and pulled it over your junk. I guess its true that your hiding a big fat pu xx y mind behind all that macho talk about girls. I don’t mind so long as you keep kissing me the way you did today. Did you like feeling my mustash tickling your smooth lips? I can’t imagine why a guy like you would go so sub when a grabbed your

      1. Did you shiver when I wispered in your ear that I was going to stick something right up your cute rose when you least expect it. Lol, it must have been embarassing losing it in your jeans in a coffee shop bathroom and I didn’t even do anything.

  10. Has anyone been to Windows cafe or Tylan cafe? Are they good for watching sports? Beer?

  11. Hey Dougie, is that your latest handle? Why so shy after our last meet up? You don’t want anyone to know about our kinky games in the bathroom? This time it was you that followed me. I’m not going to say which shop it was but your such a naughty boy to act like your waiting your turn, but then stuck your hand in my pants pocket to feel what your missing. Such a naughty boy that you did hesitate when I pulled you inside and locked the door.

    1. All these toilets are so nasty but you barely noticed as you grabbed my hand and pulled it over your junk. I guess its true that your hiding a big fat pu xx y mind behind all that macho talk about girls. I don’t mind so long as you keep kissing me the way you did today. Did you like feeling my mustash tickling your smooth lips? I can’t imagine why a guy like you would go so sub when a grabbed your hot stick.

      1. Did you shiver when I wispered in your ear that I was going to stick something right up your cute rose when you least expect it. Lol, it must have been embarassing losing it in your jeans in a coffee shop bathroom and I didn’t even do anything.

  12. I’d love to meet Doug at one of the shops. I’d sit next to him and start fondling his thighs. I’ll gladly give a few bucks to tip the girls to get his junk nice amd hard. Then I’ll invite him to one of the restrooms and zip him down so I can touch him. I hope he’s a nice size so I can do down on him all the way so that my mustash is tickling his base. Are you shaved Dougie or will I taste your currly hair on each down stroke. Mmmm! Can’t wait to meet you dude and I don’t mind sharing you with girls so long as you tight little hole is mine. XoXo your lover boy!

    1. There’s been too many fake posts so I need confirmation before I drive down from san Leandro

  13. Has anyone been to Windows cafe or Tylan cafe? Are they good for watching sports? Beer?

  14. Don’t bother. Folks should know by now not read anything on this site. Your only feeding the ego of the trolls.

    If your a shop or shop girl you know that some of your customers are posting here. For your peace of mind don’t read this site.

    If your a responsible coffee goer the only solution is a moderated private group that screens for trolls and is responsible with any information shared.

    If your new try reddit (users can’t post completely anonymously so you can spot trolls easier and hopefully semi moderated), but otherwise your SOL. Say thanks to the trolls.

    I really hope the owners of this site does everyone a favor and start some form of moderation or just shut it down. You can hide behind your disclaimer, but I personally couldn’t live with myself if the information I have or facilitated lead to someone getting hurt. I know people have already gotten hurt, but does it need to get worse?

    1. Johnny the girls sees the post and starts crying because they are btt hurt! Lol yoci1234 is a dumba$$.

    2. are we talking bout vixen again; it’s been a good couple months since someone outed her on here for doing extras and her sock puppet accounts melting down. waiting for the next round

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