Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.

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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.

4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.

5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122 Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

130 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. if i do extras or not is my problem. all you people on here have never gotten my extras or else you would not be in here crying. I WILL not do extras with you, but you can keep comimg and giving me your money. keep paying to talk to me. losers

    if its been over a month i am just taking your money.

    1. i have given you 5k and all i got was some kisses. i will give you 5k more and ask for nothing. give me hope and i shall wait and continue to pay. i am a loser

    1. The AM shift was Jennifer, Vixen, Serena. Anybody know the afternoon lineup? Is Amore working today or this week?

        1. Thanks man! Do you know when she works? Planning a visit to fantasy. Do they sit on your lap like NE?

  2. Hey can anyone put me oh to the underground karaoke bars in sj and east bay? would live to have an in or get pointed in the right direction!

  3. Anyone know of Mandy still works at NE (time and days?). I’m hoping she works on tuesdays or Wednesdays. Anyone know?

  4. Hey ninjas!!! What’s better in the early morning around 7-8, EQ or NE? Is there anyone that dances that early at either place or is it not worth my time?

      1. Jessica and Mandy would be worth a visit but don’t know when or if they work

  5. I’m the real vixen! I’m not doing anymore extras because you guys are big a$$holes! If i knew this sh$t would leak. I would never had done extras! I don’t like asians, they have small d#cks! I love niggers!

    1. umm i know vixxen personally and she would never use the N word or say derogatory remarks on race… real
      story, i was driving with her one time and mimicked the lyrics of the song which happened to be the N word and she asked me never to do that again. Anyway I hope whoever is trolling poor vixxen gets a life, bc this is just immature behavior at this point.

  6. Hey Community – who has the top tits at NE? My top are 1. Amore, 2. Serena, 3. Arianna, 4. Alexis, 5. Tiff. Note that I give Amore and Serena more points because they don’t wear pasties and let us get our feel on. Hope these gals stick around as long as possible.

    1. for me its.
      2. sernea
      4. tiff
      5. amore

      i haven’t meet amore, shes there just on reputation. i prefer the big nipples.

      1. I only rly like Vixxen at NE. Not just saying that to get involved in all the drama she the GOAT is all.

    2. I would prefer you guy would rate the girls that the tittes are attached to. That would be more helpful. Some are intelligent and can hold a conversation. Titties on a board are useless. Just my opinion.

  7. Is Jessica back from vacation? I wonder what days she works in NE.

    Let me know if Tiffany still works there.

    1. Haven’t seen Jessica in quite awhile.
      Tiffany is still there, still wearing pasties. She was there Saturday, but not Sunday. She may be on vacation

    1. yeah she taught me how to give chocolate to my dog, she’s a real sweet girl tell her the timberland king sez hello

  8. hey can you all stfu about vixen my buddy is dating her. he is a tall black dude so yall better stfu pls

      1. Thank you @ New Here…..please stop the “extras” topic. I’m thinking that the person that keeps bringing extras up is a high school kid that really doesn’t know that words can be slanderous in the real world and doesn’t have the understanding of its impacts. Time to think, grow up and stop.

        1. I can 100% confirm she does not to extras , my buddy has been courting her for over 11 months and she is getting closer and closer to officially date him. she is a serious girl, looking for a serious relationship.

        2. I’ve been waiting for 12 months my name is Jordan i have ur buddy beat

      1. cap, she is dating a white King. she is in a committed relationship and would never jeopardize it for a few bucks. he loves and and visits her at the clubs/cafes once in a while.

  9. omg hi Vixen, it’s an honor to have you here. you are by far the queen of mrnguyen. we all adore you. many of us have had the pleasure of kissing you and then some. you are our queen and this is your castle.

    if would be great if you could give us, your simps, some advice or tips.

  10. hey I’m new to the forum I was wondering does anyone know if vixen or million do extras?

    1. according to the forum, Mr proof, dick, big bald white guy, and the black guy all say she does. her and cache came on and said she does not. I like to think we should all say she does not and those of us who can keep getting the extras should continue to do so.

      tldr: yes she does but only for the right price

      1. oh wow Im surprised that a sex worker will work sexually if you pay her what is the price?

        1. many of us get her under 1000 but some pay more. if you meet her at cheetahs the price is always higher.

  11. RE Vixxen Commentary: Mad respect for going online and setting the record straight. You did it respectfully and I honestly believe you 100%. Some of the trolls online can have a brain the size of a pea not understanding the impacts of dumb words. Great to see you standing up for yourself. Maybe more girls can post on this site.

    1. Agreed, welcome to the board vixen. wether you provide extras or not is between you and the client. as a lucky client who has kissed you and then some, I think we should all respect a no review policy. everyone’s experience is not the same. maybe some are too ugly and gross you out, maybe some pay you and don’t want extras.

      1. Kiss and then some? What are you some sort of wannabe VIP? Bro, she just set the record straight and here you are trying to defame her words. Not only do I not believe you, but you look like a total idiot. You were never lucky nor will you ever be… the only luck you really have is the fact that you supposedly have enough money to hold over these poor girls heads in order to give you any time at all. Mic drop.

        1. Ms cache Nelson I am a big fan of your videos. any chance you and vixen can ride that stud in your videos together. I would pay for that

        2. Cache Nelson I want to get into porn but my penis is a grower not a shower is there any hope for me? might legally be a micropenis.
          are there any studios that would work with someone like me?

        3. never show your flacid dick to a girl. vixen thinks I am 6 inches hard and soft. little does she know I am a grower.

    2. Mr trump if you bought that story then boy do I have a deal for you on some prime waterfront real estate

        1. I will bet you 1 billion dollars she does extras. I have proof.

        2. It has to be a billion dollar bet. I will use the money to marry her and a few of the other girls.

      1. Mr. Proof,
        500 is a meal at a nice restaurant . She ain’t risking STDS for that. Don’t yall think if she was DTF for cash she’d totally be into this site trying to harvest clients? I’m not a genius, but if I were to be looking for money in this manner, I’d be all for the promo. She def doesn’t want it, doesn’t do extras, and for gods sake at least if you are going to make up a price, make it believable. If you said you paid like 5k for a night or something, possibly believable… but 500 really

        1. no cap 500 ain’t a bad deal for raw gfe I’d pay it if she tested hmu

        2. I’ve never given any of these girls anything over 500 to hookup and some a lot less. You gotta have some rizz and be good to them to get that though. Not droppin names but you be surprised who.

        3. I’m with cache here id give vixen 5k no prob but for multiple days

        4. make her the offer. send ber a deposit. tbh I would do 5k for cache and vixen

  12. Anybody seen Amore at NE? Saw her once and never saw her again. Young pretty latina with big naturals.

  13. Fantasy updates? Been awhile and kinda too hot to make the drive and be dissatisfied. Much appreciated you perverts!!

      1. be nice and friendly $$$. try to catch her at the end of her shift. I’ve taken her to a room and car bjs. get to know her so she trusts you. took my maybe 2 or 3 trips before she caved in. go well dressed and showered, clean shaven etc.

        1. Good tip! I’m going ask Vixen. She’s hot. I’d like to russian those melons.

        2. are you young ? she was with a bald white guy with beard all afternoon yesterday..may be she likes young men..iam old for her i guess..

        3. I remember that bald white guy. he was a hottie and a baller any coffee girl would be lucky to have him

        4. the white big bald guy? he is her regular. I am sure he is getting his cock wet.

        5. I am also a virgin, and I lie about having sex with girls because I know that no one would ever want to even if I paid them 🙁

        6. wow! I don’t know if you guys are talking about the Vixxen with blonde hair, but if so I can tell you myself that I have never provided any extras or any type of sexual favors. I have a future I am trying to protect and in doing so can not be associated with prostitution or even put myself in a compromising position for such activities. I am a dancer and an entertainer. There isn’t an amount of money that will change my mind. * side note* it seems to me these people are non authentic characters defaming my persona as a way to better position themselves. who knows?! I just know that you wont find extras with me and prefer you no longer ask or make up fictitious stories involving my name because it’s disrespectful and insulting.

        7. I’ve seen millie vixen and a few of the girls leave with guys. the owners look the other way as long as they bring us in. it’s the secret menu much like the spas

        8. I’ve also seen my 1 inch penis and it makes me cry everytime I look at it 🙁

        9. I DO NOT OFFER EXTRAS, I do have an OF page with bg content and bjs. I also kiss customers on the floor and during dances. We post on here to help each other out.

        10. So I’m guessing making up fictitious information
          somehow makes you feel important? It’s unfortunate you are wasting these men’s time telling the where they can find action. She’s great to talk to and laugh with… smoking body to look at! But if you’re trying to get your stick wet, spend time elsewhere. You are a liar and deserve to be kicked off this site for making shit up. These dudes want actual directions and trip reports. Smh

          Unfortunately Brosofs you are not getting rooms or car bjs from vixxen, and this guy is leading you down a pointless path. Just setting the record straight so you can find what you are looking for quicker, elsewhere.

      2. Tbh every girl has her own standards for who she does extras for. I’ve had girls get mad at me for asking, then my friend comes in behind me and gets them to agree no problem. the inverse has occurred as well, he’s gotten nos from girls who tell me yes. Ive even had girls tell me yes one day and then later pretend the conversation never happened and act like they never do extras. it could be any number things, maybe she finds you ugly, maybe she’s already fucking enough regulars to add another one, maybe there loyal to a bf, maybe she already told someone else yes, maybe she’s got plans etc.

        1. Vixen just replied that she does not perform extras, but she absolutely does out of the club meet ups.

          in all fairness we should not kiss and tell.

  14. Nicole is the new Millie. Tip hungry for no show. Gave her the $10 tip and sent her on her way. She won’t be sitting on my lap again.

    1. I agree. Nicole just cavorts and rubs butt grease on your lap for 10-15 seconds and then hops off. Then she shakes her tiddies in your face and walks away. It’s so robotic and half assed. I always pass on her and let the old grandpas waste their time on her.

      1. As an old grandpa, I give her $5.00 to go away and not return that day. Same for Mercedes

      1. probably poe-lice lol. anyone who texts that number deserves the honeypot they fall into

        1. Suit yourself, keep having the women treat you like an atm while we get all the play

        1. Someone should call the number and report to this blog. I can’t because I’m going to jail.

  15. New hot Latina at NE. Her name is Amore. Really sweet , pretty face/smile and big natural tits. I am a huge fan. Hope she becomes a regular on rotation.

    1. she is new to the scene and her first exp..hope she doesnt get scared by old geezers haggling her..she told me she was nervous as hell when first guy touched

      1. She will get used to it and enjoy it!

        You need to comfort her after you touch her!

        1. Treat Amore kindly, fellas. We need her to stick around. She’s beautiful and we’re lucky dogs. NE is really recruiting some hot babes. Thanks to the mamasans and girls referring other girls.

    2. Be careful at NE. The girls use the tea pitchers as bathrooms and empty it out in the sink when they are done. Who knows if they even bother washing them out.

      1. oh I thought that was lemonade they served me today, it tasted salty AF and they offered to make me a fresh batch for extra tip?

  16. What is the right amount to tip on $8 coffee?
    I have not been to a coffee shop is a few years.

    1. Um, I don’t think you actually tip for the coffee. You tip the young lady who brings it to you, or any other lady who strikes your fancy. That is, if you want them to sit down for a moment with/on you. Depending on the lady and the client, I’ve see anywhere from $5-$20. Its up to you. Usually a $5.00 “table-tip” is requested/demanded when you leave

    2. if it’s been a few years, coffee shops are way different now.

      most people tip $2-$5 for table tip. that’s for 1-2 guys. if your group is 3 or more then most are tipping approx $10 for 3-4 guys at a table. some tip less. some tip more. table tips are (supposedly) split amongst the servers and the kitchen staff is tipped out of that too. the “entertainment” girls (supposedly) do not get a part of the table tips, they are working for hand tips only. leave no table tip or leave less than $2 and some shops will have a server chase you down for more.

      table tip means exactly that, put it on the table.

      and if the place has ten girls in it and you spent a lot of money hand tipping all those girls, regardless of the amounts and how much and the reason you tipped, a table tip is still expected, even if you already spent a fortune.

      some shops now require the drink be paid for at the time of order and before its delivered. others you pay at the end.

      hand tips (supposedly) go in full to the gal you handed it to.

      and (supposedly) the servers get an hourly rate as well, and the “entertainment” girls are working for tips only.

      NE/DV/EQ are the “entertainment” shops. Luv, Fantasy, Palm, Nha operate more like the traditional days.

      lastly, don’t try and impress a gal with your bank roll, some of them (not all) will just look at you like you are an ATM machine!

  17. Rump was found guilty. He is a Felon. I know most of you will still vote for him, but know you are full of cr*p, because if the situation was reversed, you would act like the other candidate is not worthy of the office.

    1. hey indy and ref, I suppose you want someone to point out where chump actually said he intended to influence the election? the jury, after all, is just another source.

      1. This trial (not the other umpteen trials) was about falsifying records to hide the fact he paid Stormy $130,000 hush money. The intent was to hide his dirty drawers during the 2016 election. Of course he wasn’t going to “say” anything. That’s what Juries are for: to weigh the evidence presented, and try to discern the most likely truth.

  18. A $20 bj is a bargain. I heard earlier some DV girls have bjs. Would like to get in on the action.

  19. Bro, trump thinks he is a rockstar. He says things to stroke his ego. There’s no way trump would have said any of that. It’s not his style.

    That dude independent asked for a quote from trump that shows him telling a crowd to attack the capitol. You didn’t do that. You quoted other sources. He gave you the last word. You failed.

    At this time, everyone had an equal chance to speak. No more politics talk. It’s as easy as not typing. Responding to this email just shows you’re not willing to drop it.

    Coffee dude had the last word to convince a voter and unfortunately he didn’t deliver.

    1. uh yeah. the committee itself is just “another source.”. nothing like yet another moron purporting to decide . eat a d* and read a book ref. 🙂

      Tiff and Jenn in the house at NE. 3 others but don’t recognize them.

  20. hahaha. Trump “proved” at a Town Hall that he didn’t instigate 1-6. You do realize how idiotic that statement is, right? Moron.

    And if you are going to refer to facts, please get yours right. What you’re saying regarding the 1-6 committee final report is patently untrue…but you being a Chump supporter, truth means nothing to you.

    At the very least, be honest as to why you support him. That will say all anyone needs to know about your character.

    1. Coffee dude,
      Would it make you happy if I voted Biden?
      I can be convinced to vote for Biden.
      If you can quote Trumps exact words that shows he told the crowd to attack the capitol, and cite your source , I’ll be very willing to vote Biden.

      For now, I’ve thought about Mikeng point of view and it seems reasonable. Trump looks like the better candidate.

      1. seriously???

        did you even bother reading the findings before you posted?? and no, this is not a report by what you would call left wing media. so whatever, watch Fox, vote Chump and win or lose, watch him try to destroy our country to feed his own ego.

        Using lies and provocation. Starting election night 2020, the committee’s report summary states that “Donald Trump purposely disseminated false allegations of fraud” in order to overturn the election outcome and raise money. Those lies directly provoked his supporters on Jan. 6.
        Not honoring the Constitution. Trump did not honor his constitutional obligation to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed,” the committee concluded, but instead plotted to overturn the election outcome.
        Pressuring Pence. Trump knew it was illegal, but he “corruptly pressured” then-Vice President Mike Pence to refuse to count electoral votes on Jan. 6, the committee found.
        Targeting the Department of Justice. According to the committee, Trump tried to convince DOJ officials to lie to help overturn the election. When that failed, he offered the job of acting attorney general to a man — Jeffrey Clark — who, according to past witness testimonies, planned to do those things.
        Pressuring state officials. Without evidence and against the law, Trump pressured state officials and lawmakers to change election results.
        False electors. Trump oversaw an effort to create and submit false electoral certificates to Congress and the National Archives.
        Pressuring members of Congress. Trump pressured members of Congress to object to several states’ electors.
        False information in court. Trump “purposely verified false information” filed in federal court, the committee found.
        Summoning and provoking the crowd. Trump summoned tens of thousands of supporters to Washington with baseless claims of election fraud. Although those supporters were known to be angry and armed, he instructed them to march to the Capitol to “take back” their country.

  21. Agreed, had the same experience. Millie scoffed at me for my $5 tips. Oddly enough she gave me a bj for $20 in the bathroom during HH, so I dunno how she values money.

  22. @Firestorm, Anybody that broke the law on Jan 6 was wrong. Using force to enter the capitol was wrong. Rioting on the streets is wrong. Peaceful protest is okay; violent is not. T did not call for violent protest. I saw video of him asking them to be peaceful on twitter and immediately his account was disabled. There were and are questions about the integrity of the election and it was close enough for people (including T) to raise questions.
    Now, let’s see if you guys can admit the same about the BLM riots, Kavanaugh riots, pro palestine riots, etc. Its almost always the left that riots in the streets and gets away with it. Dem leaders routinely ask people to break the law (starting with encouraging people to cross the border illegally, to now shoplifting without consequences).

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