Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.

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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.

4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.

5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122 Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

60 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. The EQ girls play games to take our money. We should play better. Alina laughed at my $5 hand tip once. So I gave the $5 to another girl and got some skin.
    Alina can be taught to love you for $5. It will take a few visits, but she will learn. If she doesn’t, we still save money.

  2. I heard before Presley quit love cafe, she tried to get the girls to quit with her. Girls there know once you work at love, no other shop will take you. They can’t quit. Boss lady doesn’t steal tips baby. It’s tax. She taxes you to work there. Stop crying.

  3. Looks like chic coffee is open now. Is it similar to remedy or is anything different?

    1. a little different. as you can see on their IG guys work there too. you can tip them and the guys will spread their ass. the girls are pg though

    2. Is that fine ass babe with big tits that use to work at EQ the boss lady of chic coffee? She was the boss of Remedy before it closed.

  4. lost my link to the telegram channel. Anyone kind enough to share it here again? Thanks!

  5. Who else is tired of EQ’s Happy Hour quick highway robbery money grab? Will shame those who tip $1-$2 but won’t say anything to customers shake head/flat out won’t tip at all.

    1. I went to EQ last week. Alina shake her booty at me. I told her, no I want Shannon. Later during happy hour, I needed change. Alina took $10 from me saying I owe her for the booty shake.

      I goto fantasy now.

      1. Shannon is having major cottage cheese nowadays. Alina and Cindy both needs to retire soon. lol

        1. Alina and Cindy have made EQ a career. The less money we give them, the more desperate they will be cuz they can’t work anywhere else. $5 blowjobs is possibly if we all stop hand tipping $200.

      2. Alina is money hungry beech. I don’t go to EQ because of Alina. She’s hot but is shameless and greedy. She’s all about the money and not about the customer. Tiffany at NE is just as hot but super friendly and all about customer relations. That’s why I only go to NE.

        1. Alina and Tiffany are not much different. Been working along time and knows the system. You can add Cindy and Jessica. All four make bank.

  6. You are the worst people, you give them too much money. if all you are doing is looking give small tips. don’t give them 200 for a danm LD. It has a chain reaction and causes the extras to cost more or become harder to attain.

    all these danm girls are spoiled Bratz now.

    1. I will give $200 if I want. I got the money. If it’s too expensive for you goto love cafe and pimp out there with $1 bills.

    2. Hah! Old Fart work hard all of life. Now have a lot of money. Old Fart need to spend big to attract pretty young girl because Old Fart now ugly 🙂 You Young Guns still good-looking, so don’t need so much money to get girls. Please feel sorry for Old Farts because soon we be dead!

  7. Presley could start an OF account and get tips….I’d join. Question out to bloggers. Do any of the servers have OF accounts that you know of. Please share. I’d join a few.

    1. lol don’t sub to anyone’s of. we should be making them work harder for their money. girls who get free money are less likely to suck your dick. I’ve been guilty of it myself but we gotta stop simping there making fools of us

      1. Exactly, I would never support that level of simp behavior. I need to at least fondle some titties and ass if I’m throwing money out

  8. I heard Presley talking about quitting LuvCafe because the tips there suck. Boss lady steals tips too. Football, more work and less tip. At eq, life is good.

      1. she used to work at pink poodle too she hates work. maybe u should give her a retirement package and ask her to move in w u

        1. a lot of sex workers think the money is going to be so great that they can subsidize a high lifestyle endlessly with relatively little work. after a while they find out the money is not good enough and the work not easy enough for them but by far the highest paying job there qualified to do. this path that they believed would “liberate” them now has them trapped because they either have to settle for a lower lifestyle getting a real job or resort to more extreme forms of sex work to generate the same return on their diminishing asset of looks and sex appeal. this generates frustration and eventually bitterness especially in aging sex workers like presley. she’s been around for a long time and is probably coming to terms with the fact that she will have to settle for fucking some fat ugly old rich guy for the rest of her life or else try to start over in her cruel post-prime years as an aged unskilled woman in arrested development who has to explain why her resume has a 12 year gap after high school

        2. She wants to get paid. She doesn’t want to work hard to earn honest living. If life is not fair, she will riot and shoplift with the mob. She hates cops but expect them to come to help her if she calls.
          Only place left for her is fantasy, but she’s not pretty enough to work there.

        3. Presley, if you are reading this, please consider joining DV cafe. Managment are nice folks. I’ll buy LD from you every day when you work there.

      1. Croatian girl dark hair and (I think) green eyes. probably pushing 30 atp I used to see her at the pink poodle 5+ years ago

        1. Didn’t know she worked at PP. Does she do any side work?

        2. every sw does side work. don’t let them slow burn you out of thousands of dollars “”getting to know you”. if they’re gonna do it they will let you know basically right away. if they think you’ll keep paying them for nothing they are more likely to say no

      2. every sex worker does side work lol. anyone that says “I don’t do that” is lying, anyone who says “I have to get to know you better” is scamming you for more dances or tips. if there serious they’ll offer it basically up front.

        it is possible for them to change their mind but it will happen fast, I’ve had a girl slow burn me out of thousands of dollars just waiting for her to warm up to me, come to find out she was literally selling her pussy on escort sites to anyone with a few bucks or anyone else who slid in her DMs.

        take it from me, every girl I’ve ever gotten extras from offered it to me immediately. if they don’t give you a price within 2 or 3 dances on the first night you meet them then move on cuz if your ever gonna have a shot at them in the future you need to prove to them that you’re willing to walk away.

  9. Happy 4th guys! EQ or any other places lineup today? Any special dress code? Worth the drive? Thanks in advance!

  10. hey boys

    I am doing a special this week only. Come see me and get 3 dances for the price of 2 and NE and Cheetahs

    use code word *pookie*

        1. wud you be down to move in w me if I let you use my place as an incall? also going to Lake tahoe soon if u have a friend u can both cum with me

  11. Went to 369 but it was pretty slow in tbe evening. I did get a dance in the VIP room that was pretty strange. Will go and check out Starz or DD next time.

  12. I’ll visit Presley when she goes back to EQ/NE. LuvCafe is a waste of time and money.

  13. Destiny at NE gives great LD – she swats roaming hands away but sometimes not fast enough.

  14. Luv is a disappointment. Too bad Presley decided to work there as her dances will be missed

  15. vixen what’s ur cashapp I’ll deposit if u fuck me w a strap on for ur OF?

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