Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops. I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.
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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose. This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene. Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night. Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.
2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.
3. Nhà Hotspot
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food. The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive. The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes. The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive. They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price. Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup. Visit their Instagram site to get updates.
4. Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now. Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work. With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest. In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ. This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $8/cup. Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.
5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.
6. Palm Café
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.
7. Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy. The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.
Damn!! I wanted to take one for the team and check out Taelynnqcafe for a report. That place is closed.
Go to any cafe and report back.
We need people to post lineup or experience here. it is kind of dead here.
Anyone have Monica from NE’s IG?
What’s good with Alyssa from NE
I’m dark MAGA.
Trump: fight, fight, fight.
Vote Trump 2024
You on the wrong forum dude.
wrong state. wrong county. wrong planet. eat a d-ck MAGAt.
Most democrat policies are bad for America.
Messi, get your head out of your ass and look at reality around you. Maybe you’ll notice that the TP (NY times, WaPo, CNN, etc) that you were reading in your ass is not reporting the truth.
Trump has problems, but the democrats are far worse.
Elon didn’t say anything to offend anyone. Elon is just exercising 1st amendment rights. Messi Rain started insults by saying eat a d1ck. That’s very hypocritical since democrat are all about LGBTQ rights.
I’m a democrat and my pronouns are she/her when I suck d1ck and compete in women’s sports. Don’t hate. All other times, my pronouns are he/him
BLM you’re assuming I’m a dem. Hatred for Trump extends far beyond a single party. And if I WAS a dem “all about LGBTQ,” wouldn’t my comment to Elon be apropos, rather than ironic?
Read a f#@& book.
Poll: Fantasy, Taelynn or Luvcafesj?
1.tl
2. luv
3 fantasy
where is taelynn?
2569 S King Road, San Jose 95122
Taelynn shop smoking or none smoking? I want to go check them out if none smoking. Thanks
None smoking.
Does anyone know the new girl Heaven from NE Instagram account?
@urfavaddictionn on Instagram pal
Does Ailani still work at NE? I haven’t seen her for a few weeks. Tall blondie girl next door look. Outgoing personality. Did she move to somewhere else. Trying to figure out if I should still go to NE. Thanks ninjas.
Yes. She was there yesterday afternoon.
Great I’ll have to make my way down there. Thanks ninjas
Any info on taelynnQ?
$50 LD, $60 head
What’s a taelynnQ
Tied with Luv for the most boring cafe. Not much to see, not much to do. Don’t support por business models .
Tied or worse?
Did Luv Cafe do something to peeve you off?
Did Taelynnqcafe do something to peeve you off?
It’s a big insult to be compared to Luvcafe.
Is Yana “look but don’t touch” or is she like Brittney when she was still working at NE??
You can touch wherever no hole is off limits
At DV, Yana was definitely “touch and touch some more”. She provided some of the best dances to had there. In the less private setting of NE’s single room, she might be more circumspect.
So she’s how Sun Vo describes even for standard tips or just specially reserved for LD? Does she work Friday afternoons?
Follow on Reddit
Yana vs Brittney who is better
Does Tiffany have naturals or are they implants? Last time I checked they were hard as rock which was strange because they’re usually very soft.
Hers are obviously implants. Asians aren’t built with huge naturals
In my experience, there are a few Japanese women with soft, natural c-cup breasts and even, though very rarely, d-cup breasts. I am betting there are a few chinese, vietnamese and koreans similarly endowed. Tiffany isn’t one of them. She has very high-quality implants.
Jessica has naturals
Jessica of CQ has natural nipples, but she has fake breast.
Her breasts are soft and they do not feel rock hard. I want to suck her nipples.
Jessica swears that she’s 100% natural.
I remember Jessica at CQ prior to getting implants about ten years ago
James,
Did Jessica’s breast look good before the implant?
Nice implants
I don’t like them so big so I like Natalie’s small natural ones much better but you can tell hers are implants and you can feel them through her skin to so they are nice but I don’t know of they are any hater cause they feell the same to me
Yall need to calm down of what you posting up in here… i wouldnt be surprise theres five-0 reading all this shit… start cracking down all the good places and the next place you be going is COFFEELOVER or starbucks
Plain clothes 5-0 goes to luvcafe. If they see LD, they call in the uniforms to issue citations.
No more gambling or LD at luv.
They reopen late at night, invite only. If you don’t know about that, you’re not as close to boss lady as you think. Boss lady is good at making you feel loved when you’re really not.
5-0 does not care about naked LD and the other stuff that is going on in the Vietnamese coffee shops. If so they would have shut them down long ago. Vietnamese coffee shop are an asset to them. They have never shut one down for nudity in the last 20 years. Some have been shut down for illegal gambling.
They didn’t shut any down, but they fined the sh&t out of them and actually arrested some waitresses. That’s why about 10 years ago all the coffee shops (like CN1) went PG for a few years. CN1 never went back to the good old days.
They have ld ar luv i wanna know
Never seen a lapdance at LuvCafe.
No Tiffany and Jessica?!
Jessica on vaca for a week
Do you know Serena work schedule? I haven’t seen her for while. Thanks
Does anyone know where she works at in LA now?