Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

The café scene has been so fluid lately that I had to update the list after just 3 months. Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings for the San Jose coffee shops. There has been some turnover, new girls coming into the scene, old ones leaving, and a few shops renovating and changing names. The majority of the coffee shops have raised their prices to $6 per cup of coffee and $7 per juice or smoothie to keep up with how expensive San Jose has gotten. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls).

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1. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
http://www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise Café is back from its yearlong hiatus with a vengeance. They are now #1. The venue is nice, the staff is outstanding, and the service is top notch. I’ve been here a few times since it re-opened, and I have to admit that their staff is probably the best in San Jose right now. At any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working. Their notables include Christine, Ruby Renegade (from MFC/Pornhub/myrubyr.com), Kelly (smokin’ hot), Jenny (from HS/Pandora/Tao). Huong (BK), Erin, Victoria, Lucy, and Shannon round out their crew. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. Parking can be problematic at times, but I just park across the street at the motel if it’s full. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great options for lunchtime dining around their shop for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The Plant is nearby with my favorite, Halal Guys, and Paradise is a block from Chick-Fil- A. My number one qualm with this shop is the indoor smoking, but the outdoor patio allows those sensitive to cigarette smoke to escape it. I believe this is the only remaining SJ coffee shop with $5 coffee.

2. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Dream Café
2444 Alvin Avenue
San Jose, CA 95121
https://www.facebook.com/Fantasy-Cafe- 820415021345938/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dream-Cafe/1506502706241235
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) and Dream Café (formerly CN2) have slipped a little in the last few months after losing both Tran and Christine. Thankfully, they still have Nicole, and they have hired Kitty from Wave as well. The cafés are lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose. Kathy, Missy, Anna, Angela, and a few new waitresses round out their roster. These two cafes are a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene. No one I have brought has ever been disappointed. Lunch time is the best time. Fantasy and Dream Cafe have banned the smoking inside all day and night. Coffee is now $6/cup.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café) (www.instagram.com/hs_sj)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive. The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes. They’ve branded the Hotspot name and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it. The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive. They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. Some of the notable waitresses include Jay-Lynn, sisters Nhi and Kathy, Solenne, Paulette, Karen, and boss lady, Thuy-Anh and sister, Mai. Christina is a very notable addition to the Hotspot team and has quickly become one of my favorite waitresses if not my favorite. It would be nice if she worked more than 2 days a week there. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price. I wish they had beer on the menu though. Coffee is now $6/cup, and I was somewhat disappointed when I had to pay $7 for OJ. They are applying for a liquor license, and beer will soon be served here. Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now. Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. I’ve decided to move it to #4 in a tie with Nguyen Espresso because Nguyen Espresso has stepped up its game. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work. With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest. Ngoc, Nina, and Rebecca keep EQ one of the best cafes in San Jose. Newcomer, Lisa, was a great addition to EQ, but she didn’t last very long unfortunately. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ. This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can run next door to Subway or the taqueria, and bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $6/cup. The shop closes around 5 or 6 PM.

4. Nguyen Expresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #4 spot in a tie with EQ. They have improved the talent level. From my last few visits, the average age of the staff seems to have dropped. Jessa, Janet (of CN fame), Kathy, Lisa, Lien, and Katie are a few of their notables. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy. The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $6/cup.

6. Palm Café (formerly Wave Café) (www.instagram.com/palm.cafe)
1969 Tully Rd.San Jose, CA 95122
I decided to move Palm Café to #6, but it could be higher if they banned cigarettes. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms do not leave a lot to the imagination, but the smoke absolutely kills this place. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Tina, Kitty, and Julie make this place worth going to. Rose is also a great addition to the roster. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots.

7. Pandora Café
1174 N. Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
I have mixed opinions about this cafe. Pandora is big with lots of TVs, but I can’t frequent this place much because of the cigarettes. The girls dress like they do at Hotspot, so essentially tank tops and mini-skirts. They have recently brought in waitresses from the OC, and if they continue to do this, it should draw a larger crowd to their shop. As a result, I’ve moved them up a couple notches. The venue itself looks nice and is very spacious, and they do serve food here as well.

8. Thoa Café
999 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA – Vietnam Town
Thoa Café monopolizes the café scene in Vietnam Town. Unfortunately, Thoa Café allows smoking all day now, and as a result, I have not moved this place up the ladder. My favorite waitress here is Jasmine. She is very easy on the eyes and very friendly at the same time. Waitresses are dressed in lingerie. It’s located conveniently next to Pho 90 and Com 90. Coffee is $6/cup.

9. Tylan Café
1743 Berryessa Rd.
San Jose, CA 95133
Tylan is a decent, little café. Coffee is good, and they have plenty of TVs for sports. They allow smoking inside and out, unfortunately. Parking can be horrendous at times. But they do have their loyal regulars there.

10. Lush Café
950 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA
Formally known as Café 168, Bliss, and Lan Café, this shop recently renovated. This café is okay. The venue itself is dark and smoky most of the time. Attire is lingerie and bikinis. I’d come here more often if they would ban the cigarettes. I believe they went through another name change again, but I haven’t confirmed it yet.

11. Quynh Huong
2441 Alvin Ave
San Jose, CA 95121
Quynh Huong Café is formerly Courtyard/Vogue and is still located across the street from Chuck E Cheese off of Tully Rd. I haven’t been able to check this place out, personally. Phuong (formerly Ozone and Tao) works here. It’s a nice, big venue with plenty of TVs. They have a wide selection of food and drinks, including alcohol. The cigarettes ruin this place. It does not make sense to me why they have a huge courtyard if they are going to allow smoking inside. Non-smokers can’t escape the smoke, inside or out..

12. Lavender Cafe
1054 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
Lavender is the former Thuy Em and Sao Café. I haven’t paid this place a visit, but based on what people have written on this board, it doesn’t seem much different than before. Some of the same girls from the past are working here now. And it sounds like alcohol is served as well. It may still be worth going to, but the cigarettes are the only reason I don’t frequent this place at all.

13. Café Quyên
1692 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
This café has set the bar a decade ago in terms of dress code, so much so that the police and media have picked on this place more than any others. But it has lost its luster when compared to the glory days of a few years back. Current dress code is lingerie. The venue is small and cramped, and they do not have all the sports channels a café should have to watch your favorite sports. Due to the low level of talent and overall feel, I’ve moved this place out of the top 10. The café closes around 5PM.

14. M Café
Located on Burdette Rd. next to Lee’s Laundromat. This place is currently the best Vietnamese
quan nhau in San Jose.

15. 408 Café – Still confirming the name change
1692 Tully Rd. Ste 1, San Jose, CA 95122 – behind National Summit bank. Next to Quyen Café.

16. Paris Café
403 N. Capital Ave., San Jose, CA (24 Hour Fitness plaza)

17. Xinh Xinh Café
1075 Tully Rd, at the corner of Mc Laughlin. Same plaza with Com Tam Dat Thanh.

18. Dolce Expresso
Located at the corner of Quimby and Tully Rd. Same plaza with Michael’s.

19. Café Dạ Thảo
Located on Story Road across the street from Walmart.

20. Got Hong
Located in the same plaza as Café Quyen and Café 408

2,388 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. Anyone have any info on Playa Lounge? Looks like a new quan nhau where Galaxy used to be

    1. Asian barbie owns that place..spoke to her via IG and she said its a club now..havent been there yet but could be fun

  2. NE & EQ line-up today? Boss lady working EQ, or off.
    How’s the new cs on Senter. (Forgot name.) Friendly attractive girls when I picked up a yummy sandwich a month ago.

    1. Other women loves men but I love money. Men with ton of money and are generous then I will love them so much. Men with ton of money are cheap then they can kiss my ass. I’m realistic in this life. In this life ,money comes first then stupid so called love or friendship.

  3. Anybody know who’s working NE & EQ today?

    MrLee–Where are these places? (OC=Orange County?)

      1. Girls from UCI work there off season. Seen TL and BL. Shows on the hour when the heat is off. More variety but core of same girls, add in part timers. Def worth a look if you’re down there.

    1. This is another great example why money are extremely important . Fuck any bitchess for asshole out there for not taking taking money serious . Fuck you , money are super super important than friendship and bullshit love . Your stupid little friends or family can’t give you money to live . You are the only can earn money for yourself to live . I always cherish my hard earned money even a dime .

  4. after a very enjoyable trip to O.C. (Starz, Girlz, 168, 368) I must say that the San Jose scene is pretty boring

        1. BIGGEST GOALS IN 2019
          1. PASSING THE BAR EXAM .
          2. FINISH ANOTHER MASTER DEGREE IN ADULT EDUCATION .
          3. FIND A GOOD JOB PAY 5,000 AND ABOVE .
          4. START MY OWN BUSINESS .
          5. MAKE TO EUROPE : PARIS , ITALY, AND LONDON .

    1. What do you mean? I used to finger bang her. She doesn’t let people do that anymore?

        1. its all about $$$ my friend. viets/asians are ho’s show me the money and anything is possible…

          1. Yeah in OC , gals will “date” for $$. Up here, not as many although a few have but this is over years of time. Last one that did worked over Story Rd area

  5. NE–Lisa, Isabel & large nosed blond.

    (Last week Nam said she’d be in to cashier again, but not so far. She was looking good last week:)

    1. I love my life. Every year I get to go on vacation. Three times. Last year I went to Vegas , Canada, and four stared at the end of the year.

      1. Week before last, Nam said she would work NE Thursday & Friday. She indeed did for the late shift. Same every week? I forgot to ask. But worth a visit.

        Is Linh showing up @ QC?

          1. Gene–Same Nam as from EQ & formerly QC.

            Anyone know if she still cashiers @ EQ? She was doing Mondays at EQ, so may be there today. She’s dressing better than in recent months. Fun lady.

            Who’s working those 3 ca phe shops today?

  6. going 2 O.C. this coming week. Any recommendations? Cafe’s 168 and 368 and Girls café were good last year.

        1. PD were after the homeless folk in the parking lot. Someone must have misbehaved. They didn’t bother the coffee shop.

        1. I went to NE, EQ, and CQ yesterday. I’m new to the scene and NE is definitely the best I don’t know the names but there was tiny hot girl in white in the morning and in the afternoon a gorgeous girl with black hair and long black eyelashes, both BL 🙂 can anyone tell me their names?

          1. tiny hot girl in white in the morning : Lisa
            gorgeous girl with black hair and long black eyelashes: Bella

        2. Nancy @ NE is a lovely, tall caucasian with straight reddish light brown hair and small breasts. Quiet but will talk a little and offer a nice smile. Very nice.

        1. My big trip :New York , New Jersey , Philadelphia , and Washington DC is officially ended today. I will miss all three of the most famous states and cities in the US. Next year Florida ,Texas ,and lousianna here I come.

    1. Con dy nho di an cut di. Why don’t you go eat shit little ugly bitch. May mot lon len di lam hooker nhe. Why don’t you be a hooker when you grow up little bitch. Fuck your mom for using friendship and all shut trying to get me to pay . You should blame your bitch mom for this.Fuck no I would use any dollars and dime for no one without a reason. Money is hard earned. Do cai thu ngheo nhu con cho nen di xin an.

    1. Aww, for any bitchess out there like this dy cho( bitch) and her low-life daughter (dy nho )( little whore )who doesn’t make money or doesn’t take money is important , sorry bitch and stupid low-life daughter had to stay home for the holiday while I care and take money are extremely important and I got to go to 4 different states and all of you bitchess only know about California. Fuck anyone who doesn’t care or take money is important . Money are hard earned and extremely important than anything else in this life. Your stupid little friends ,family , and relatives are not going to give you money for traveling and I shopping.

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