Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops. I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.
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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose. This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene. Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night. Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.
2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.
3. Nhà Hotspot
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food. The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive. The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes. The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive. They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price. Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup. Visit their Instagram site to get updates.
4. Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now. Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work. With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest. In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ. This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $8/cup. Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.
5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.
6. Palm Café
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.
7. Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy. The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.
What girls from DV offer extra services?
Has anyone tried out Paradise from DV for extras?
Not worth it. It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Wait why lol
How much is she charging?
700 hour
Yeah fuck that lol
Which one is paradise? How does she look??
Wait she offers extras?
lol she looks hella beat too. No thanks
Fantasy was Hot today. If you missed it, there’s an encore Tomorrow.
What happened?
What’s the big surprise?? Don’t gatekeep man, gas prices too high to be playing these games
Big girl is back for a few days
Last day today if you like your girl round
What is this NE place everyone is talking about? I don’t see any NE in the places above.
Nguyen Espresso
NE, EQ, DV, Fantasy are the only places worth your time and money.
socal girl that comes once in a while Katie and Asian tattoo girl Joanie. Not physical fight, just some verbal confrontation.
Hot new mexican girl with big tits and pretty smile at NE. Her name is Serena. Afternoon shift. Hope she works more often. She’s a good one on the roster.
Serena at NE – Big real tits, or big fake tits?
Real and spectacular. No pasties either. I would say a low D cup.
Is she there tomorrow?
What is NE? Is that Nah Hotspot?
Nice surprise at fantasy today, the rumors are true
Nice suprise? Who had the shaved kitty out????
What’s the surprise?
They hired black girls 🙂
Phil was in love with Fake News
On Reddit, the big news is that Erick is back.
Shit!!! Wake me up when Nicole, Van, Kim is back!!
care to share any of the gals included in your body count??? inquiring minds.
I banged the old lady cashier at ne
Way to go!
Did you bang her in NE or off campus?
Who else did you bang?
Which one?
Are you guys paying Tiffany for sex and then she bails on you guys at the last minute? Hahaha you really are playing yourselves
Why would anyone do that? All she does is stare into space and looks dumb as hell.
No cap, how many bros is she pull this on. She gotta be taking I the green if she doin that
She is raking in the money. As she is just stares in to space. Not even breaking a smile.
Elaborate please.
It’s usually that old lady that wears glasses. She has also been a little too trigger happy with that stupid bell of hers. The attractive boss lady is pretty chill tho
Check out fantasy on sat/sun mornings. Look for Kim. She shows shaved kitty too.
No way. Kim is long gone.
The fat Mexican girl that works used to show kitty back in the day when she was at EQ. Not too sure about now though
Lmao which one are you referring to Chub?
That is Violeta
Yeah I figured it was Violetta did she officially leave EQ? Thanks Juan
again with the fake posts pushing fantasy …smh
They got any girls worth the green?
Alexis is half filipina and half mexican. She tall, hot and curvy.
4/8 Fantasy:
Lily: Shaved kitty
Janey: Same ugly outfit with no tits
Anyone ever see Jessica’s shaved kitty? Wish she would let us touch but will she flash?
Close your eye and it will get dark. That her kitty
Brittany is the only one that shows kitty. She’ll let u touch for 20
Brittany? Or Jessica lets you touch for 20? Last time I tried and she said no.
Rumor has it, she’s at EQ now. Sign me up for the next happy hour plz
I heard the rumor she was thinking of moving to Em a few months ago but never did. Can anyone confirm?
Who’s at EQ?
Mikeng can’t read.
You don’t need to drive down to fantasy to know who’s lying. Just learn to read.
No one said the girls at fantasy walk around with thier kittys showing. They just said they have shaved kitties.
Naked mean no clothes. No one at Starbucks is walking around naked.
No one said the customers at EQ walk around with Cocks hanging out. They just said they have cocks.
Fantasy is tame compared to EQ. Mikeng learn to read and stop causing problems.
No one is lying. Mikeng just can’t read.
We don’t need to drive to fantasy to know who’s telling the truth. We can read and know.
Fact: Naked means no clothes. No one at Starbucks is walking around naked.
Fact: all the girls at fantasy have shaved kitties
Fact: many customers at EQ has cocks
Fact: fantasy is more tame than EQ
I don’t need to drive to fantasy to know this.
Guys does Hannah work at EQ every weekend or every other week? Thanks
next time you see her, ask for her number, she’ll give, and she does text back if she’s working for not.
I know these girls have a reputation for giving fake numbers notably an area code that is not in California and never respond. She actually texts customers?
I have been given many personal numbers from the girls. Never been given a fake number.