Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

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Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest list (03/12/2024) for the San Jose coffee shops.   I decided to change it up a bit as there are just too many cafes here, but really only a few are worth going to, so I have removed those that aren’t worth being listed. This is just a list. I decided not to rank the cafes anymore because my opinions don’t really match most of you. These are only the opinions of Mr. Nguyen, and you may not agree with them. The price of drinks have gone up, and the average is now $8 per cup of coffee and $9 for juices and smoothies. Food is approximately $12-$16.


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1. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) is a classic Vietnamese coffee shop to go to. It is lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  This coffee shop is a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  Fantasy and has banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $8/cup, and they have beer here as well. It’s a nice place to go to in the evenings for a beer. Fantasy closes at ~9PM.


2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains at the top because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The tacos are awesome! It’s a good place to come in the evening to hang out also, and they typically show boxing and
MMA fights.

3. Nhà Hotspot

2133 Morill Ave.

San Jose, CA 95132
www.instagram.com/hs_sj
Nhà Hotspot is the new iteration of Hotspot Café and remains high in my book because of the great service and food.  The place is brighter than it used to be, and the menu is even better than before. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos.  During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV.
They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is on the menu. Coffee
is $8/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates.


4.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  In my opinion, the girls here are the hottest of the 3 rique cafes. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $8/cup.  Bring lots of cash for the Happy Hour (or what I call the shakedown). The shop closes around 5PM.


5. DV Cafe
1947 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
https://www.instagram.com/dv_cafe_/
DV Café is the newest café in San Jose located right across from EQ and next to Palm Cafe. Attire is on the same level as EQ. The venue is nice and clean, and it’s non-smoking. The girls are extremely friendly, and a tip goes a long ways there. If you’re looking for risqueness, this ranks high on that scale, and I suggest you check it out. Bring lots of cash. Coffee is $10/cup, and they require you pay upfront as well as leave a tip when you leave. This place closes at 5PM.

6.  Palm Café

1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
www.instagram.com/palm.cafePalm Café still make the list, but as usual, the smoking kills this place. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms are excellent. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots. I’m assuming the coffee is $8 here also. This place is open late.

7.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122I’ve decided to include NE because it gets talked about a lot on this forum. However, it is one of my least favorite spots. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $8/cup.

73 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. @mikeng,
    If jr. Coffee said that EQ has customers sitting behind tables with dicks, would he be lieing? No!! He would be telling the truth.

    If anyone says that the women at fantasy sit behind the counter on their cellphones with shaved kitties, they would also be telling the truth.

    Fantasy is not for everyone. EQ is not for everyone. Just goto whichever you like and stop accusing people of lying.

  2. Went to NE yesterday. Love the new rotation of filipino girls. Love their fat asses and pretty faces. Can’t wait to go back.

  3. I checked out fantasy and it seems like Mikeng agrees with jr. Coffee. I have verified that they do walk around with shaved kitty.

    Mikeng is confused. He says in one post “Only one girl occasionally shows some.” Then on another post he makes accusations that saying that is false advertisement. I have verified that there are hot girls at fantasy and they told me their kitties are shaved. No one is spreading fake info.

    If you like EQ, goto EQ. If you like fantasy, go there.

    1. Yes Referee is correct. Fantasy has 3 black girls with shaved kitties and satellite dish sized nipples

      1. LOL. Anybody who wants to can go check fantasy out. You’ll find out in 5 minutes if Mikeng is lying or if the lies are from referee, wetdreams and jrcoffee.

        Once you see the truth, you’ll be pissed off enough not to go back there enough and wonder why these guys are posting free, false advertising for Fantasy.

  4. I use to goto EQ everyday. I spent $40 every visit. Too expensive now. I’d rather goto fantasy. They got model looking girls with young shaved kittys. No pressure to tip, but still spend $40 per visit. I enjoy the no pressure atmosphere.

    Britney is my favorite.

    1. They walk around with their kitty out? I thought they only did that at EQ, and NE?

      1. Every once in a while, someone posts something like this to drum up business. Fantasy might have been hot 5 or 10 years ago but its a boring place now. Pretty girls, but always behind the counter and on the phone except to take your order and bring you food/drink.
        Only one girl occasionally shows some. If she isn’t around, enjoy staring at the wall. Most others won’t even show top.

        1. Verified. Went to fantasy today and it was complete no show place. Only one girl was kind of translucent top but that was it. Most of the time was spent behind the counter.

        2. You want them walking around forcing you to tip them every 15 min?

        3. I go there for the sights and the play so yeah, I don’t mind tipping. It works for them and it works for me. That’s why I go to a couple of other places more often.

          What do you go there for JrCoffe? I guess you’re looking for something with marginally better sights than a Starbucks. If that works for you sure, that’s your choice.

          But why the posts on here claiming that they have models with shaved kittys? That’s false advertising. Anybody doubt me just go take a look in person and you’ll see that my review is accurate

  5. Fantasy was hot today. I tried to get the new girls name but it was so busy I couldn’t ask.

      1. Best of luck with Brittney. She’s smart, tall and built like a runway fashion model. Let us ninjas know how your date with Chanel goes.

        1. Chanel and kitty let u feel them up. The other girls need to follow suit

        2. He’s lying about taking these girls on dates. They would never do that Dtrumpy

        3. He’s for sure not lying about these girls willing to go on dates. They have no respect for themselves hence the reason why they are in coffee. It’s all for our pleasure as long as you have the bank roll to go with it.

        4. yes I am aware of that. I don’t think that they are willing to spend time with you outside of the coffee shop since they only look at you like a cash cow. Anytime I’ve talked to these girls they give a fake number telling you it’s ok to hangout.

  6. Anyone know if Angel or Jessica are at NE on Friday morning or afternoons? Thanks in advance.

  7. Hot new half filipino half mexican girl today named Alexis at NE. Love her hour glass figure. Nice ass, soft tits and sultry face. Hope she gets added to the rotation a lot. She sat with me for awhile grinding that beautiful ass into my lap while letting me feel on her tits and nipples. I would pay for extras in a heart beat.

  8. NE: Tiffany, Alyssa, Valeria, tall girl (vixen?), boss lady looking good too. Not too many customers on hump day. So plenty of fun time with the girls. Ariana and others showed up in the afternoon. Tiffany is still the best.

    1. The boss lady does look good too. She once just wore her underwear one time

      1. At NE late, Monica, Alexis and Tiffany working. None very interactive at all. Boss lady was in a bad mood and kept ringing bell anytime girls sat down with customer. Seriously, the girls tips will triple and the shop customers would double if the boss lady stopped being grumpy all the time.

        1. I gave the boss lady a tip too. She has nice T!ts. Tiffany was sitting with me for some time yesterday.

    2. To bad Tiffany just sets on your lap and hardly does anything for the tips she gets. As guys are rubbing her titties. She has a blank stare into space. Kinda funny

        1. She was fantasying about getting away from you motherfuckers

        2. BigDog. You got it right. She can’t wait for the next customer to come walking in the door. So she can jump up and go to the next paying customer.

        1. How do you know have you copped a feel and she wasn’t into it? I’ll settle for my freebie if she’s not too crazy about the “accidental” grope

        2. She can be bought I’m sure, just like every other baddie on the coffee scene. Truth is, everyone has their price and she obviously works coffee because she depends on horny dudes like us to make her life easier. Just have to know how to play the game gentleman

  9. Is Britney from fantasy the same one from NE?
    If so, when does she work at fantasy? Does she still work at NE?

  10. Janae is dating the guy who visit at the bar. Brittney is better she show her kitty.

  11. NE: Vixen, Tiffany (amazing as always), Alyssa, Nam (great n!pplez), Presley, and another girl, looks sort of Filipino. Nice line up.

    1. Thanks for the report Nate. On my way to see Tiffany’s n!pplez. I assumed she is bare as she was CNY

      1. I think its going to take an act of congress to get Tiffany to remove the pasties. She tells me that she’s not interested in sore nipples, and she can’t understand how the other girls can endure some of the guy’s hands. I’ve watched, and I see a lotta dudes pinch and pull other hostess’ nipples, so I kinda understand.
        Have you noticed that Tiff doesn’t go bare-kitty, but only flashes it when you are paying? I’ve noticed that Ariana has begun to do the same thing. Thank goodnes for Angie, Natalie, Vixen, Mandy, Jessica, etc.

        1. You must have not gone to NE for CNY. Tiffany no pasties with no restrictions far as anyone handling them. Have seen her showing full view of her kitty many times. Not just the pull down she does at tip time.

        2. You make a good point. I do remember those chocolate gumdrops at CNY. Never seen the full-kitty display though. I guess I’ve got to drop in more often. Tough job but I’m up to the task. And there’s always next CNY

        3. Tiffany told you all that? I have found her to be tight lipped about saying anything useful.

        4. Tiffany, like most of the girls who know the score, will tell you whatever she thinks will keep your attention and steady flow of $$$. Probably the truth slips out once in awhile, but don’t bet the farm on it. It’s all a game – don’t take it so seriously. No blood – no foul.

    2. Is Presley back? I thought she left for EQ a month ago. I’d follow her to see her.

  12. I’m kinda into that tall babe Janelle at fantasy. Anyone know if she goes on dates?

  13. Jessica go on dates? She’s pretty flirty but not sure if she’ll go out with me

  14. Just drove by at about 5:30
    The sign now says “now open”.
    Didn’t have time to stop

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