Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

It’s been quite some time since I’ve updated this list, but here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings for the San Jose coffee shops.   There are some new cafes that have sprung up as well as a few that have changed locations. Some have closed as well. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls).

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1.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. I’ve decided to move it to #1. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  Deanna, Alina, and Melanie keep EQ one of the best cafes in San Jose.  Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can run next door to Subway or the taqueria, and bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $6/cup.  The shop closes around 5PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains #1 in my books because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. Their notables include Christine, Kelly, Janet, and Jenny. Sadly, Ruby Renegade left, and she will be greatly missed. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. Parking can be problematic at times, but I just park across the street at the motel if it’s full. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. I believe this is the only remaining SJ coffee shop with $5 coffee.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café)   (www.instagram.com/hs_sj)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service.  The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  They’ve branded the Hotspot name and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. Some of the notable waitresses include Kathy, Nhi, Nhi, Jaylynn, and boss lady, Thuy-Anh and sisters, Mai and PA. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is now on the menu. Coffee is $6/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Dream Café
2444 Alvin Avenue
San Jose, CA 95121
https://www.facebook.com/Fantasy-Cafe- 820415021345938/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dream-Cafe/1506502706241235
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) and Dream Café (formerly CN2) have slipped a little in the last year. They’ve lost Nicole, arguably the hottest viet café waitress of all time. The cafés are lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  Tran, Kathy, Missy, and a few other waitresses round out their roster.  These two cafes are a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  No one I have brought has ever been disappointed.  Fantasy and Dream Cafe have banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $6/cup.

5. Remedy Cafe  (www.instagram.com/remedy.sj)
1150 Murphy Ave. Suite C
San Jose, CA
Remedy is a new café in San Jose located on the corner of Murphy Ave. and Old Oakland happens to be conveniently located near my office making it easy for me to come here during my lunch break. Ngoc (a.k.a Lily and Roxanne) of EQ fame owns this shop, and she wisely chose a location near all the tech companies along North First Street. Remedy is an excellent café, and from the start, Ngoc has run this place the way I would if I ever owned a café. The talent level is
excellent, the place is non-smoking and clean, there are plenty of TVs, food is great, music is good but not deafening, and the vibe is chill. At any given time, there are two waitresses working. They are extremely friendly and have been known to sit down and chit chat. Typical attire is skirts and bra or bikini. Coffee is $6/cup. You can visit their Instagram site to get updates on who’s working.

6.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #6 spot. They have improved the talent level, but I still believe the top 5 have the best talent. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $6/cup.

7.  Palm Café (www.instagram.com/palm.cafe)
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
I decided to move Palm Café to #7, but it could be higher if they banned cigarettes. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms do not leave a lot to the imagination, but the smoke absolutely kills this place. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. Julie, Tina, and
Kathy are their notables. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots.

8. Pandora Café
1174 N. Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
I have mixed opinions about this cafe. Pandora is big with lots of TVs, but I can’t frequent this place much because of the cigarettes. The girls dress like they do at Hotspot, so essentially tank tops and mini-skirts. They have recently brought in waitresses from the OC, and if they continue to do this, it should draw a larger crowd to their shop. As a result, I’ve moved them up a couple notches. The venue itself looks nice and is very spacious, and they do serve food here as well.

9. Thoa Café
999 Story Rd., San Jose, CA – Vietnam Town
Thoa Café monopolizes the café scene in Vietnam Town.  Unfortunately, Thoa Café allows smoking all day now, and as a result, I have not moved this place up the ladder. My favorite waitress here is Jasmine. She is very easy on the eyes and very friendly at the same time. Waitresses are dressed in lingerie. It’s located conveniently next to Pho 90 and Com 90. Coffee is $6/cup.

10. Quynh Huong
2441 Alvin Ave
San Jose, CA 95121
Quynh Huong Café is formerly Courtyard/Vogue and is still located across the street from Chuck E Cheese off of Tully Rd. I haven’t been able to check this place out, personally. Phuong (formerly Ozone and Tao) works here. It’s a nice, big venue with plenty of TVs. They have a wide selection of food and drinks, including alcohol. The cigarettes ruin this place. It does not make sense to me why they have a huge courtyard if they are going to allow smoking inside. Non-smokers can’t escape the smoke, inside or out..

11. Tylan Café
Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95133
Tylan is a decent, little café. Coffee is good, and they have plenty of TVs for sports. They allow smoking inside and out, unfortunately. But they do have their loyal regulars there.

12. V Café
1692 Tully Rd. Ste 1, San Jose, CA 95122 – behind National Summit bank. Next to former Quyen Café.

13. Xinh Xinh Café
1075 Tully Rd, at the corner of Mc Laughlin. Same plaza with Com Tam Dat Thanh.

14. Dolce Expresso
Located at the corner of Quimby and Tully Rd.  Same plaza with Michael’s.

15. Café Dạ Thảo
Located on Story Road across the street from Walmart.

851 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

      1. Melanie got physically injured by a customer who was taking photos of her. She isn’t returning to coffee for awhile

        1. Wtf? She chase the guy? He hit her? What happened? 1 fool ruins it for everyone. If I was there, I would’ve wrecked him.
          ୧| •̀ o •́ |୨

          1. I agree. Why didn’t other guys intervene before Melanie got injured? Maybe they need to put a bouncer for certain days, to keep the guys in check who might hit the girls.

        2. Did you actually see the incident, or are you repeating a rumor? If you saw it, give us details, please – specifically, was the injury accidental or intentional?

          1. Is it a rumor? No one knew about this except him!

            When you see something, say something.

          2. My friend was there when it happened. He will post later what a shame this and Melanie might not return.

        3. I only saw bruise on her face, and she left after that. Did not see what happened. There were many guys trying to take photo that day. Mel was too careless and was little unhappy when the boss lady and Alina called her to watch out. Finally it happened.
          Without Mel, I have to ask my wife to go with me to strip club instead.

          1. No rape!
            Bruise on her face! That was too much!

            Who did it? Did anyone intervene?

          2. I think they need to sort out the photo problem first, otherwise both Mel and EQ will have trouble. If there is no “team player” at EQ for a while, then you should be understanding.

  1. Veteran, Olala & anyone worried about Melanie không returning–Read my 17:18 post. She should be working tomorrow.
    . . . Phil & Froggy–Tell about Luv cafe. Anything like EQ?
    Anyone w/daily intel re. NE late shift, please let us know.

    1. Luv ain’t like EQ. Some of the gals
      friendly. Julie Tran Christine Kathy are ones I’ve seen. Food is good. Check it out.

        1. Melanie, Gabby & Jessica @ EQ. Boss in form-fitting dress 🙂
          . . . Where is Luv? Smoking or, hopefully, not.

          1. luv is like remedy cafe… just bikini and food. I think remedy has hotter girls though.

          2. If your into Tran, then LC is worth checking out. Otherwise, go somewhere else.

          1. I am not in luv with her or anything, but calling her ugly is a stretch. I think very very few people would rate her below 7 and most would be 8 and above.

    1. I went with the safe choice and got to see Roma’s amazing booty. Had to leave before shift change but looked like a hot latina over never seen before was going in, anybody know her name?

      1. If new girl, maybe one of the current girls left? New girl still on trying wheels?

      1. My Melanie quit or fired? I didn’t even get a chance to get to know her! Oh guys this is sad, I’m crying!!!

    1. Today’s Thú-tu. I forgot Cindy would work today! 🙁 I missed her! …
      Olala–Don’t worry unless Mel doesn’t work ngày mai. She said she was off until Friday.

    1. Thanks Froggy. I’ll be there around 7. If you’re there, come chat. I’ll be the one drooling.

  2. Monday line-up for NE & EQ?

    When I did not get my change at EQ yesterday, Quyen called me back & gave it to me 🙂 Taking care of her customer.

  3. NE & EW waitresses working today?
    Inzayn–sorry. Can’t help u w/the strip dance clubs.

  4. Anyone ever score w/one of the ladies? Come sit w/me sometime & let’s swap stories. I’m looking for one of those underground viet dance spots this weekend. Any suggestions? Email me.

    1. What kind of Viet dance spots r u talking about, Inzayn? & I don’t see an email address. I know of legitimate Viet nightclubs, not strip shows.

      1. Inzayne101@gmail
        I wanted the latter of the clubs. Ever been to 88 Lounge? I’m hearing some tings…

    2. SJ gals aren’t worth the effort. Most if not all will shut you down. Some will go out to fun unique social events but you won’t get far with them

      SoCal gals are more likely to do something for money but they’ll have to know you first. Even they’re not easy.

  5. Lots going on in the SJ cafe scene this weekend. First, LuvCafe is having their grand opening on Saturday (10/12). Tran has taken over Dream Cafe and rebranded it to LuvCafe. It should be renovated for a more comfortable, homely feel. Her sister and Ruby Renegade will be there this weekend as well. Second, Paradise is hosting a Cars and Coffee event on Saturday from 9AM to 1PM and have brought up 14 girls from Cafe Lu in So Cal to work throughout the weekend (Friday to Sunday). Coffee, exotic cars, and women! I don’t think you can go wrong with that. Finally, Halloween is coming up. Personally, I think this is one of the most fun times of the year for Vietnamese Cafes. I recommend dressing up in costume on Halloween (some may already be doing so for company Halloween parties) and making the rounds. The waitresses do appreciate people getting into the Halloween spirit, and you may be able to take a few selfies with them as well.

  6. Yes, Ricky, this boy lost his, albeit devious, girliefriend partly from spending time & money in cà phê shops. Now he’s a horney old dude who lost aforesaid girlfriend in real life 🙁 Should change my handle to “Prioritiesallscrewedup,” 🙂

  7. Everyone posting on this group is basically just horny old dudes that can’t pull any females in real life. They go to coffee shops daily tipping and paying money hoping and praying for a chance to get at these girls LOL

    1. thats pretty much spot on. most all old dudes with ex-wifes hoping to get laid. ain’t gonna happen. i’ve been hand tipping for a while and got nothing but hugs…

    2. Then why are you guys here? I guess it takes one to know one. LOL. For me, it’s cheaper than going to a strip club and you can go daytime rather than nighttime.

      1. Today will be the day. She’ll finally notice me. She’ll ask me if I want to get out of here with her. We’ll have an amazing affair and I’ll put a ring on her & a baby in her. What? Wake up? I’ve been here 6 hours today? Sure, pour me another cup. ◕‸◕

    3. Even with $20 tips, it’s still cheaper than strip club, so what the heck are you guys talking about?
      Many of us came to drink coffee, and paying extra tips for exclusiveness, that’s it.

      1. Ricky might suggest you to go to gay’s coffee shop instead, haha (no offending to gays, just I have no other choice to guess). So why do you have to care about him.
        Froggy, next time you should post like this: “EQ – A, B, C. A gave me a hug, (. .) flying around my eyes, …”. LOL.

  8. EQ – Melanie, Cindy/Huong + Nam behind the counter.

    Brief guest appearences of Quyen + Alina this morning. They were dressed up fancy, looked like they were going to court or something.

    1. Late shift NE =Jasmine, Isabel Thao.
      All the ladies would make more money for Boss & themselves if they’d smile & plsy like Heather & EQ’s Melanie 🙂

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