Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

It’s been quite some time since I’ve updated this list, but here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings for the San Jose coffee shops.   There are some new cafes that have sprung up as well as a few that have changed locations. Some have closed as well. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls).

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1.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. I’ve decided to move it to #1. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  Deanna, Alina, and Melanie keep EQ one of the best cafes in San Jose.  Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can run next door to Subway or the taqueria, and bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $6/cup.  The shop closes around 5PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains #1 in my books because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. Their notables include Christine, Kelly, Janet, and Jenny. Sadly, Ruby Renegade left, and she will be greatly missed. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. Parking can be problematic at times, but I just park across the street at the motel if it’s full. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. I believe this is the only remaining SJ coffee shop with $5 coffee.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café)   (www.instagram.com/hs_sj)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service.  The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  They’ve branded the Hotspot name and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. Some of the notable waitresses include Kathy, Nhi, Nhi, Jaylynn, and boss lady, Thuy-Anh and sisters, Mai and PA. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is now on the menu. Coffee is $6/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Dream Café
2444 Alvin Avenue
San Jose, CA 95121
https://www.facebook.com/Fantasy-Cafe- 820415021345938/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dream-Cafe/1506502706241235
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) and Dream Café (formerly CN2) have slipped a little in the last year. They’ve lost Nicole, arguably the hottest viet café waitress of all time. The cafés are lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  Tran, Kathy, Missy, and a few other waitresses round out their roster.  These two cafes are a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  No one I have brought has ever been disappointed.  Fantasy and Dream Cafe have banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $6/cup.

5. Remedy Cafe  (www.instagram.com/remedy.sj)
1150 Murphy Ave. Suite C
San Jose, CA
Remedy is a new café in San Jose located on the corner of Murphy Ave. and Old Oakland happens to be conveniently located near my office making it easy for me to come here during my lunch break. Ngoc (a.k.a Lily and Roxanne) of EQ fame owns this shop, and she wisely chose a location near all the tech companies along North First Street. Remedy is an excellent café, and from the start, Ngoc has run this place the way I would if I ever owned a café. The talent level is
excellent, the place is non-smoking and clean, there are plenty of TVs, food is great, music is good but not deafening, and the vibe is chill. At any given time, there are two waitresses working. They are extremely friendly and have been known to sit down and chit chat. Typical attire is skirts and bra or bikini. Coffee is $6/cup. You can visit their Instagram site to get updates on who’s working.

6.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #6 spot. They have improved the talent level, but I still believe the top 5 have the best talent. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $6/cup.

7.  Palm Café (www.instagram.com/palm.cafe)
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
I decided to move Palm Café to #7, but it could be higher if they banned cigarettes. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms do not leave a lot to the imagination, but the smoke absolutely kills this place. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. Julie, Tina, and
Kathy are their notables. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots.

8. Pandora Café
1174 N. Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
I have mixed opinions about this cafe. Pandora is big with lots of TVs, but I can’t frequent this place much because of the cigarettes. The girls dress like they do at Hotspot, so essentially tank tops and mini-skirts. They have recently brought in waitresses from the OC, and if they continue to do this, it should draw a larger crowd to their shop. As a result, I’ve moved them up a couple notches. The venue itself looks nice and is very spacious, and they do serve food here as well.

9. Thoa Café
999 Story Rd., San Jose, CA – Vietnam Town
Thoa Café monopolizes the café scene in Vietnam Town.  Unfortunately, Thoa Café allows smoking all day now, and as a result, I have not moved this place up the ladder. My favorite waitress here is Jasmine. She is very easy on the eyes and very friendly at the same time. Waitresses are dressed in lingerie. It’s located conveniently next to Pho 90 and Com 90. Coffee is $6/cup.

10. Quynh Huong
2441 Alvin Ave
San Jose, CA 95121
Quynh Huong Café is formerly Courtyard/Vogue and is still located across the street from Chuck E Cheese off of Tully Rd. I haven’t been able to check this place out, personally. Phuong (formerly Ozone and Tao) works here. It’s a nice, big venue with plenty of TVs. They have a wide selection of food and drinks, including alcohol. The cigarettes ruin this place. It does not make sense to me why they have a huge courtyard if they are going to allow smoking inside. Non-smokers can’t escape the smoke, inside or out..

11. Tylan Café
Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95133
Tylan is a decent, little café. Coffee is good, and they have plenty of TVs for sports. They allow smoking inside and out, unfortunately. But they do have their loyal regulars there.

12. V Café
1692 Tully Rd. Ste 1, San Jose, CA 95122 – behind National Summit bank. Next to former Quyen Café.

13. Xinh Xinh Café
1075 Tully Rd, at the corner of Mc Laughlin. Same plaza with Com Tam Dat Thanh.

14. Dolce Expresso
Located at the corner of Quimby and Tully Rd.  Same plaza with Michael’s.

15. Café Dạ Thảo
Located on Story Road across the street from Walmart.

3,825 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

    1. Late shift & NE – Jasmine, Michelle & Yvonne from morning shift still on duty.

      1. 4th time?!

        Last month, she came into EQ to visit.

        Any sighting of Tiffany of CQ? I missed CQ.

        The list of Viet coffee shops is getting shorter and shorter. It seems like there aren’t that many coffee shops around anymore.

  1. EQ – Parking lot construction right in front of the shop. There is plenty of parking just a tiny walk to the place.

  2. Anyone know if Jenna (short Latina from EQ) does anything on the side?

          1. I agree. Over rated. Alina was hot. Now she’s average. Not worth the trip down.

    1. EQ – not worth for anything today. You can have better views in the malls on a hot day like this.

  3. Saw Angela of CN2 at Oakridge Mall yesterday hand in hand with her Viet boyfriend. She was dressed to impress. I bet he liked it.

    1. Wow wow wow! I feel sorry for the guy. One of my friend bang her and left her…lol

  4. Who is working NE & EQ today? ….
    Needitsucked, are you trying to get your favorite shop closed down? My guess is that QC never re-opened because the city gave mammasan trouble getting permits at the new address because of it’s reputation.

    1. Couldn’t she change the name of the business? Or get someone else to apply business license for her?!
      Maybe she is going thru the appeal process right now.

      1. QC boss might need the help.of someone who speaks English so she can navigate through the paperwork, maybe an attorney.
        I saw her yesterday, and she looks great, lost lots of weight exercising

    1. Thanks Mii. 2 good reasons to go to NE. Someone please someone let us know who else comes in.
      Who’s working EQ?

  5. EQ this morning. Dianna and Angel. No mamasam, so the place is dead boring. NE is super nice this morning with the new skinny girl

    1. Tren cuoc doi Dong tien bo ra khong co gi free het ke ca cha me . Dong tien do ra bang suong Mau ma ra chu khong phai ngoi khong ma co. In life , money is not just a piece of paper. Money is so power and it stands hard work and it shouldn’t been hand out for free to anyone in this life even our parents.

  6. CN is not worth going unless Tran is hotter than Lisa. I’m guessing she not otherwise we will all be talking about her.

    1. People here only care about tits and ass which is why eq and ne are the only places ever mentioned.

  7. Does anyone still goto CN?

    Who still works there that’s work the trip out?

        1. Please scroll up to see the address of Dream Cafe.

          It will be nice if David knows where Tiffany of CQ is working.

          Waitresses of Dream Cafe only wear bikinis, nothing to see. Maybe Tran is really cute!

          1. Stay away from CN’s not worth going! girls are ugly n old…lol..oh and most of the time the girls playing with their phone behind the counter..David girl is Tran

          2. Dream Cafe isn’t bad at all, and it all depends on what people look for. I was at Dream Cafe on Saturday, and there was a tall girl with tattoos on her body, but I didn’t know her name. She is good looking. It is true that they hide behind the counter like the girls at Palm Cafe.

            For the tits and ass fans, EQ & NE are the places to go.

        2. I think Tran is pretty good looking as well. But I also agree the CNs seem to have lost a lot of talent of the past few months. Most of them were actually pretty cool to have a convo with even though they do sit behind the counter a lot.

  8. NE is offering a 4-course menu. Heather, Kristi, Thao & Meline.

    Two guys tried to bring two ladies in, but the crowd chased them out.
    .

  9. NE ladies today?
    Jason, ask them their names. Talking to them is part of your benefits package, not just looking. Ha ha

  10. Who is Lisa and heather at ne can someone describe them? I go regularly just don’t know names

  11. I miss the legendary vietnamese coffee shop girls who made the scene the hey day!

    You know them.

    Tiffany, 9 years and you are still as beautiful as the first day I saw you.
    Linh, magestic!
    Vivian and Kathlene, always vibrant!
    Leelu, innocence and a surprise
    Be Na, I lost my __ to you.
    Jewel, uber friendly.
    and many more shout outs!

      1. I think she was the first girl to go completely nude. Except for the gold chain around her waist.

        1. I found her to be a sweetheart. The CN1 heyday had a number of gals that should be hall of famers.
          An amazing time, probably never to be seen again.

    1. What about Lilly from remedy? Does she qualify to be in the hall of fame?

    2. Don’t judge, but leelu was my favorite. Now that she’s gone, I’m into Aubrey Kate.

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