Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

It’s been quite some time since I’ve updated this list, but here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings for the San Jose coffee shops.   There are some new cafes that have sprung up as well as a few that have changed locations. Some have closed as well. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls).

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1.  Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best café right now.  Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. I’ve decided to move it to #1. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work.  With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest.  Deanna, Alina, and Melanie keep EQ one of the best cafes in San Jose.  Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ.  This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers.  There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can run next door to Subway or the taqueria, and bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV.  Coffee is $6/cup.  The shop closes around 5PM.

2. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise remains #1 in my books because of hospitality and talent. Their staff remains top notch in San Jose, and at any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working in lingerie. Their notables include Christine, Kelly, Janet, and Jenny. Sadly, Ruby Renegade left, and she will be greatly missed. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. Parking can be problematic at times, but I just park across the street at the motel if it’s full. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great food options at their shop as well as many options around the café for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. I believe this is the only remaining SJ coffee shop with $5 coffee.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café)   (www.instagram.com/hs_sj)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service.  The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive.  The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes.  They’ve branded the Hotspot name and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it.  The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive.  They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. Some of the notable waitresses include Kathy, Nhi, Nhi, Jaylynn, and boss lady, Thuy-Anh and sisters, Mai and PA. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price.  Beer is now on the menu. Coffee is $6/cup.  Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Dream Café
2444 Alvin Avenue
San Jose, CA 95121
https://www.facebook.com/Fantasy-Cafe- 820415021345938/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dream-Cafe/1506502706241235
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) and Dream Café (formerly CN2) have slipped a little in the last year. They’ve lost Nicole, arguably the hottest viet café waitress of all time. The cafés are lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose.  Tran, Kathy, Missy, and a few other waitresses round out their roster.  These two cafes are a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene.  No one I have brought has ever been disappointed.  Fantasy and Dream Cafe have banned the smoking inside all day and night.  Coffee is $6/cup.

5. Remedy Cafe  (www.instagram.com/remedy.sj)
1150 Murphy Ave. Suite C
San Jose, CA
Remedy is a new café in San Jose located on the corner of Murphy Ave. and Old Oakland happens to be conveniently located near my office making it easy for me to come here during my lunch break. Ngoc (a.k.a Lily and Roxanne) of EQ fame owns this shop, and she wisely chose a location near all the tech companies along North First Street. Remedy is an excellent café, and from the start, Ngoc has run this place the way I would if I ever owned a café. The talent level is
excellent, the place is non-smoking and clean, there are plenty of TVs, food is great, music is good but not deafening, and the vibe is chill. At any given time, there are two waitresses working. They are extremely friendly and have been known to sit down and chit chat. Typical attire is skirts and bra or bikini. Coffee is $6/cup. You can visit their Instagram site to get updates on who’s working.

6.  Nguyen Espresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #6 spot. They have improved the talent level, but I still believe the top 5 have the best talent. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy.  The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $6/cup.

7.  Palm Café (www.instagram.com/palm.cafe)
1969 Tully Rd. San Jose, CA 95122
I decided to move Palm Café to #7, but it could be higher if they banned cigarettes. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms do not leave a lot to the imagination, but the smoke absolutely kills this place. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Waitresses are generally hot. Julie, Tina, and
Kathy are their notables. You can view their roster on their Instagram. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots.

8. Pandora Café (Closed.)
1174 N. Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
I have mixed opinions about this cafe. Pandora is big with lots of TVs, but I can’t frequent this place much because of the cigarettes. The girls dress like they do at Hotspot, so essentially tank tops and mini-skirts. They have recently brought in waitresses from the OC, and if they continue to do this, it should draw a larger crowd to their shop. As a result, I’ve moved them up a couple notches. The venue itself looks nice and is very spacious, and they do serve food here as well.

9. Thoa Café
999 Story Rd., San Jose, CA – Vietnam Town
Thoa Café monopolizes the café scene in Vietnam Town.  Unfortunately, Thoa Café allows smoking all day now, and as a result, I have not moved this place up the ladder. My favorite waitress here is Jasmine. She is very easy on the eyes and very friendly at the same time. Waitresses are dressed in lingerie. It’s located conveniently next to Pho 90 and Com 90. Coffee is $6/cup.

10. Quynh Huong
2441 Alvin Ave
San Jose, CA 95121
Quynh Huong Café is formerly Courtyard/Vogue and is still located across the street from Chuck E Cheese off of Tully Rd. I haven’t been able to check this place out, personally. Phuong (formerly Ozone and Tao) works here. It’s a nice, big venue with plenty of TVs. They have a wide selection of food and drinks, including alcohol. The cigarettes ruin this place. It does not make sense to me why they have a huge courtyard if they are going to allow smoking inside. Non-smokers can’t escape the smoke, inside or out..

11. Tylan Café
Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95133
Tylan is a decent, little café. Coffee is good, and they have plenty of TVs for sports. They allow smoking inside and out, unfortunately. But they do have their loyal regulars there.

12. V Café
1692 Tully Rd. Ste 1, San Jose, CA 95122 – behind National Summit bank. Next to former Quyen Café.

13. Xinh Xinh Café
1075 Tully Rd, at the corner of Mc Laughlin. Same plaza with Com Tam Dat Thanh.

14. Dolce Expresso
Located at the corner of Quimby and Tully Rd.  Same plaza with Michael’s.

15. Café Dạ Thảo
Located on Story Road across the street from Walmart.

2,577 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. Phil and CoffeeGuy, coffee on me when the shelter in place is over. Thx for the information gents.

  2. What’s Jasmines only fans account Phil? I am going to subscribe. Subbed to cafe lus page and it’s decent, lots of content.

      1. Thx Phil, coffee on me next time. Have you subscribed to her? 35 a month, curious what type of content is offered.

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          3. Pornhub Premium is/was free for 30 days. Much better and more content than OF.

          4. lol… it looks like a lot of you horny MF signed up for jasmani’s site.

  3. Trump supporters are the silent majority. We approve of the wall. We know he won the election fair and square. We hate that democrats can get away with beating up a person for wearing a maga hat. We hate how democrats are trying to infringe on our second amendment.

    1. Good now go join the rest of the Trump supporters and protest at the capital and refuse to wear a mask. Make Trump proud.

      1. See you all at the election. Let’s see how Dems do without too many illegals voting illegally.

        1. Let’s say for a second that I consider voter fraud to be a problem, how does one even validate it? POTUS is politically motivated so I can’t trust him as a source. Democratics and republican politicians are also politically motivated so they are not good sources either. How do you validate that there even is voter fraud? Where would you point to to get real data? I am genuinely curious.

          1. Prove It, I’ve seen voter fraud happen within households. Vote by mail invites voting fraud. Vote harvesting within families by one’s filling out ballots for feeble-minded elderly, for deceased relatives and for adult children who don’t give a damn. “Yeh, Dad, I signed the ballot. Thanks for fixing my car.”

          2. My mistake I really should have used the word measure instead of prove. Problem with your solution is you are trading one problem for another.

          3. I receive vote-by-mail ballots for some of my ex roommates as well as prior residents of the house. If I wanted, I sure could vote at least 5 times. I’m sure some people actually do that. Unless there’s is proper ID verification technology, mail-in-ballots are a very dangerous threat to the election process.

          1. Let me dump down the situation for you. What position do you think POTUS would have taken in 1975, given his current behavior today?

  4. Don’t you guys think that China, like a magician, in less than 3 months, changed the whole world to be like them where the Government controls what you can or can’t do, where you can or can’t go, how much money you can make, how you live, effectively becoming a communist world without firing a single bullet? And here we are like a bunch of stupid goats fighting over whether Trump is right or wrong, if the media is right or wrong, and there CCP is laughing at us without even a little change in how they live. SMH

    1. Conspiracy theories? Ok fine who shot JFK? You probably realize how you sound but I am sure that who stop you from calling me naive or saying I should open my eyes.

      Biological weapons are something no country can control. If they think they can they are fulling themselves.

      What would be the motivation anyways. Why bother messing with the world economy when you can make more money from a healthy one. Not to mention the hold so much of our debt and benefit so heavily from manufacturing.

      The simple answer is power but from what angle. Also is it even a power increase? Now this is just an ivory tower discussion.

      Frankly politically this the type of discussion Trump would prefer us to focus on. Keeps the focus away from his failures.

      1. Do you know that Trump has and had exactly the same information that Pelosi and the House and Senate Intelligence Committees gets from the Intelligence Community at exactly the same time? This is by design of the 3 branches to avoid mistakes and partisanship. Watch this before you lose your sleep on how to find someone to blame …
        Well … before blaming Trump, take few minutes and listen to this one …
        https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=531043347607703&id=281956319183075

        1. You still get your news from Facebook. Seriously! I suppose I should be happy about that but still blows my mind.

          1. It’s a Congressman’s Facebook page, not your buddy (N.B. A democrat likely would have used a word like “idiot”, but a rational, reasonable, responsible and respectful Republican dosen’t do that). I guess you again commenting without fact checking. I’m also not surprised LOL.

          2. Facebook pages are for propaganda! I never said politicians can’t be rational and yes I have used the word idiot because I don’t need to hide what I think. Trump has said worse not that most republicans would admit it. Why should I even waste my time considering republicans point of view when people on here can’t even acknowledge that conservative media attacked the previous administration just as much as liberal media has attacked this one. I can but most of you can’t.

          3. Further there is a reason that poorest least educated states are the red states. FYI over the next 10 years they are screwed. First deflation followed by inflation. It’s going to be a fine ride. But don’t worry I will be cool.

          4. LOL. Typical liberal / democrat of the day, doesn’t want to see a proof that’s opposite to the coolaid they are given by their media and so called leaders. They believe that ignorance is a bliss.

          5. I just don’t waste my time listening to bullshit from republican politicians or Facebook!

          6. And all these posting democrap bullshit isn’t waste of your valuable time, right? Bahahaha. You earned the Decorap Badge for the best logic in the Internet today

          7. Of course it’s a waste of my time, but I’m in between meetings and don’t have enough time to do much else so here I am. Did any of you losers frame Trumps check to you.

          8. So you do have time to debate your points here but refuse to listen to opposing arguments. Sounds familiar with the democrap supporters.

            Enough with you, now gonna eat some ice cream from my $24k fridge …
            https://youtu.be/s7DKYML2MRs

          9. You have a 24k? Nice! Mine is only a 10k. Honestly I think even that is a bit over kill. I don’t cook enough.

          10. I get it you like propaganda videos they are highly effective that’s why politicians use them. To be fair I do acknowledge that the republican part is excellent at it. Bush kicked Dukakis a$$ in 88 with that tank clip. I recall the willie video being pretty awesome in 88 as well. George W nailed gore with the invent the internet comment. To this day people still say Gore thinks he invented the internet.

          11. The birther movement was another well executed example. Attacc videos work really well. Of course you have To list Foox when discussing this topic they are a 24 7 machine. Roger ailes once said if Nixxonn had FooxNews he would have remained president. Do you think he is right? I am honestly really impressed. Nice ice cream clip by the way. Another excellent example.

          12. Hey Vet I have to ask are you still my friend? It would really hurt me to think we weren’t friends anymore. 🙂

          13. Yup Republicans are good in letting people know the facts and how bad their opponent no-good politicians are, despite the 24×7 liberal propaganda from mainstream media. Thank you.

            I’m seriously gonna be like Pelosi, horde some good ice cream now, may even rescue and share with some damsel in distress.

          14. Nope. But I know how to duck when a BS is thrown at me. Republicans are getting good at it.

          15. I believe the word you are looking for is pivot but at least you acknowledge that is what you did.

  5. WTF happened to this site? I go here to get away from the political divisiveness. I wanted to ask if anyone had the name of Mel’s Onlyfans site. Mel if you are following I know four of my buddies will join right away. Thanks

    1. Ok answer this question why do most of the largest density population areas oppose Trump? Why do areas with higher education levels oppose Trump?

        1. Pick your metric, for example states sorted by education level I won’t bother to cite a source as you can very easily google for yourself and pick one you trust. Once you have your list scan it and see which ones are red states and which ones are blue. You will see a very definite pattern. The least educated states vote red and the most educated states vote blue. Cities tend to follow a similar pattern. You can check for yourself. How do you explain that?

          1. Show some sources. You just tell me to google it. No sources. Doesn’t mean anything. Just words coming out of your mouth.

          2. Wow google is too hard? Do I need bullet points or crayon.

            Open your computer type http://Www.google.com. Type in states ranked by education. Pick a site you trust I want you to chose so you don’t complain fake news. That is your counter argument to everything right. It’s fake it’s not real, I don’t believe you.

            Look at the list and observe which states went red in the previous 2016 presidential election. I hope you know how to tell which states are red and which are blue.

            You will see a pattern. Do I need to explain what a pattern is? If this is too hard the I am sorry. Good luck too you.

      1. Getting their higher education, students are indoctrinated by ivory tower profst with silver spoons in their mouths who have rarely worked in private enterprise. So they don’t understand practical economics. They are told and teach that Marxism is great (without looking at Venezuela, Cuba or its failures in eastern Europe). I started believing some of that pelosi while in grad school myself, even registered Dem., voted for Carter & Blow-job Bill his 1st term. . . . . Grow Up, You criticized investment firms.
        Where do you think the capital comes from that keeps businesses cranking so they can produce & pay you?

        1. I’m not a Marxist and I don’t criticize the investment banks. I made an observation. Not a single comment I made lead in that direction. Asked a question and was attacked because maybe you didn’t like where things could lead. Why do you care about blowjob Clinton. You clearly don’t care about porn star Trump. And with respect to those ivory towers . Those towers educated the investment bankers you defended. But I’m glad you wised up and voted for a candidate who understands practical economics as his long string of bankruptcy’s demonstrate. Since you are so into practical real world economics. Who do you think pays for those bankruptcy’s.

    2. With respect to 24×365 attach this is true. However I am curious why that matters. Fox News has done the same. They attacked Obama and then Clinton after that when she was a candidate. Further Trump participated heavily with those attacks. In fact he has been more aggressive than most politicians with his attacks clearly his supporters had no issue with that, so why complain about the other side.

      With respect to fake news both sides slant but to call only one side fake is also being a bit naive don’t you think?

      1. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, Washington Post, Huffington Post, New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media are against Trump.

        Hollywood celebrities and night talk show hosts spent their time attacking the President all the time.

        1. Yes agreed, and conservative media did exactly the same to the previous administration and the previous democratic candidate Clinton. So why complain specifically about that. It works both ways. Trump also participated very aggressively. Lots of video clips on the internet.

          1. Wow so now you are denying that conservative media attacked the previous administration? I am not even arguing about right or wrong. What planet do you live on? It really is true that potus could shoot someone and you would not care.

          2. Usually when you are young and dumb, you are a liberal until you wise up and realize that you should be conservative and actually have to work hard to support your family, and there’s no free lunch. That’s why you see a lot of older people who converted from liberal to conservative, including many older Hispanics, Asians and Blacks, but not the other way. Same with me, converted from registered Democrat to registered Republican.

            In summary, conservatives are generally more rational, reasonable and responsible. Obviously there are exceptions that prove the rule.

          3. Still changing the topic and calling young people dumb and old people wise. Why can’t you acknowledge that conservative media attacked just as much as liberal media and that whole 24 hour attack of Trump is just being hypocritical. He is not a victim and neither are conservatives. I am not even talking about who is right or wrong. Own up! Man up and stop acting like snowflakes.

          4. Whole 24 7 attack comment of Trump comment, is just being hypocritical.

          5. We already answered your original question but looks like you don’t understand it. You seem to be a nice and intelligent guy. So when you wise up, become reasonable, rational and responsible, you will understand why a lot of people are conservative and do not like the mainstream media in it’s current over-biased form. In the meantime enjoy whatever media you like. Stay safe. And hope for Coffee Shops to reopen soon.

    1. Crazy Nancy should stay home. If vindictive insanity should be contagious, she may infect more people. And with all the homeless people’s pelosi in the sidewalks, she may step in it.

    2. Crazy Nancy, crazy Bernie, crooked Hilary, little Mike, snowflake, do nothing Democratics.

      Are you all 5 years old? Is this how you analyze and make decisions. You pick the person who is most effective at name calling.

      No wonder investment banks rule the world.

      1. Yes, President Trump does use a five-year-old’s vocabularity, which is as lamentable as weird. I was playing on the previous writer’s name to be funny.

        Both Trump and Pelosi are peculiar, but he’s doing his best for us. By taking up the impeachment “pelosi,” she distracted the whole federal govt. at the, demonstrably, worst time. Now she’s kicking back at home in SF instead of getting the House working in this crisis like Trump and our medical personnel are. In the meantime, we don’t get to go see Mel & there are discarded surgical gloves and homeless people’s pelosi scattered all over the streets. (A little snide humor makes for a more entertaining conversation than rancor. And we certainly need entertainment.)

  6. Coronavirus and Trump – biased media’s attacks no match for this president

    The presidency of Donald Trump has been a historic one on many levels. Candidate Trump — the ultimate political outsider — defeated a powerful entrenched career politician to capture the White House when no one said it was possible. The president then stormed into Washington and exposed the Russia hoax and a corrupt deep state that spied on his campaign.

    And while dealing with relentless attacks from the liberal media, his pro-growth economic policies and supreme confidence in the American worker ushered in one of the greatest economic booms in our nation’s history. Then, being faced with the prospects of heading into an election year with record low unemployment and historic job creation and no positive agenda of their own, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., and her lapdog Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., concocted a political tall tale about a routine phone call between President Trump and the president of Ukraine. This shameful impeachment stunt blew up in their faces.

    It’s now been nearly five years since Trump came down the golden escalator. Since that day, the biased liberal media made the decision to destroy him. Sadly, that effort continues today with their coverage of Trump’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic.

    https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/coronavirus-trump-media-bias-attacks-david-bossie

  7. I don’t think Mel’s onlyfans that was posted is real, she posts old pics and isn’t really responsive. Any real coffee girls on onlyfans other than Jazmami?

    1. It would be great if NE and Em made onlyfans account to post photos of all the coffee girls. I know cafelu in SoCal does this, hoping the local shops hope on board with this!

      1. Some if not all coffee girls like to keep a low profile. They don’t want their families/friends know that’s what they do to make a living.

        1. I guess that’s not how it is with the some of the girls that work in socal particularly cafelu.

    2. I’m not sure if Mel’s Onlyfans is legit either. I subscribed but still not sure.

  8. Rump thinks he has absolute power? His words. It amazes me that some people still defend him. What does this IDi07 have to do for you to stop defending him?

    1. He has to sodomize you with a baseball bat… maybe then, I will consider voting for an independent candidate.

      You idiots need to voice your opinion in a political forum, not for coffee shop.

      1. No I am having fun doing this. I know I won’t change your minds. I just want you to know how much people view you as complete mor0nns. I realize you probably think the same way and that is fine. I don’t really give a Fucc.

  9. When do you think strip clubs will open again? I wonder will they survive, to reopen. Same with these cafes.

    1. I think summer/fall when crowds of 50+ are allowed again. I would think private dances would probably be off the menu for awhile after that or severely altered.

        1. True. Maybe for private dances you get a remote to a wireless “toy” for x minutes while still keeping social distanceing rules? Won’t satisfy some but better than nothing.

          1. This guy said all you need to do is take vitamins to protect yourself from covid. If you believe that have at it. Take your chances then you retard. Let darw!n do his thing.

          2. Yes he is. So please Go eat your vitamins and follow his advice and roll the dice.

  10. 2k in one day. However I guess I should remember what Some people said. The sky is not falling.

      1. True Story. Theres a shop (no names) that has a chair in the bathroom. Total darkness when lights are turned off. You pay the girl $40 for a handjob. She will pretend to be anyone you want. Once she told me she’s tired of being Mel. But that’s what everyone wants so she provides.

        1. Oh Oh yes…yes….Mel open up your mouth…

          She cannot pretend to be Mel….but people can pretend that’s Mel. I know dickwasher can pretend to be Mel.

          A chair in the bathroom!?! and the lights are off! Sounds like a fantasy more than a real story.

          1. Some of it is fantasy. But there’s an element of reality for those thats experienced it. Rare and not as great as you may think

        2. Yup, this shit is real. The lights out is not to hide the girls face. Its so the guy can pretend the girl is whoever he wants. People pull out their phones and watch POV blowjobs in there. You can call her any name you want and she will play along.

  11. Here is a social survey.

    With this social distancing thing, are you guys now making love to your right hand more or same or less compared to before?

    I’m guilty of doing it too much IMHO 🙁

    1. that little chart just shows how far something can get out of hand when you don’t take the long view. Yeah, it’s bad, now, but soon it will be over and a whole bunch of us will have an immunity and it will be less next time and even less the next time etc. and then we will have a vaccine and in a couple of years it will just be a bad dream. Notice how a month ago they were predicting 2 million deaths; a week ago it was 200k-340k; the latest forecast is 60k.
      The sky is falling!

  12. 16k Dead in US. But everything is fine. It’s just the flu as others have pointed out and should be treated that way. Rump is on this. When he try’s to open things up I hope you guys have fun at the coffee shop! No need to worry about that exponential spread think. It’s fake news. Hannity has your back! I’m a liberal retard. Peace!

    1. I thought you were gonna chill. Don’t get too worked up with the numbers, then you might have a heart attack or stroke, and Coronavirus number will go up even more! Please relax and think of my future wifey (I’m ok to share during this crisis when you need). BTW, some good news for you in case you missed it ..
      Bernie Sanders tested negative for President.

        1. Haha … didn’t Bernie himself announce his test results? But then again, don’t think too much, else you might get too worked up buddy. Just chill 🙂

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    1. Absolutely agree with you. Anything less will simply lead to another occurrence of another pandemic, sooner or later. And if rest of the world cannot or do not isolate China, it’s on us the people of rest of the world.

      1. If you think this is a serious virus and China fails to take it seriously and deserves to be condemned for how they handled such a serious situation then how can you also trivialize it now by just calling it the Flu.

        Which is it? Is covid 19 serious or not? Should it be treated like a Flu or not? I don’t see the point in being pissed at the Chinese government if it is just the Flu. Are we are all just over reacting?

        1. It’s both. It’s a new flu mess created and carelessly distributed by China. Get real man, unless you are actually a part of the problem. Read the USA TODAY article before commenting it’s a hoax from Fox News. Lol.

          1. I did read the article and you are contradicting yourself. You make it sound like it is just the flu and we are over reacting and then you say China made a mess. It can’t be both. I actually agree with the idea that China made a mess. The US made a mess here. I completely disagree with calling it JUST THE FLU. When you trivialize it you are part of the problem! It is NOT JUST THE FLU.

          2. LOL man. Have you heard that there can be something in between 0 and 1, such as in Quantum Computing? Then you will realize that it can be both. Maybe when you grow up. Chill now.

          3. Your right I need to chill. Can’t wait to get back to coffee. I am sure you all feel the same. Everything is going to be fine.

    2. After SARS do you think we all should have been very paranoid about viruses coming out of China?

    1. When shelter in place is lifted, when everybody goes back to normal routine, and when all restaurants accept dine in!

      1. That could be a 1.5 or more years. Getting numbers down only resets us to late February. Does not solve underlying problem. Virus still exists and most of the population is not immune aks has not caught it and survived.

        1. but maybe the hysteria will have abated by this summer and the coronavirus will be treated like the common flu – like it should be.

          1. I think there will always be shops it just might be under different owners. Makes little difference to most customers.

    1. I doubt it. Unless they reported there earnings which I find unlikely. Even if they did they probably under reported severely. Just guessing though.

      1. Owners of coffee shops never want to mess with IRS!

        Waitresses do get minimum pay; and they are legal residence!

        It is possible that the owners suggest to them that they can work longer shift without getting extra pay/OT, and most girls would work longer hours because of tips.

        The unwritten rule is owners will not report all sales amounts, and girls do not report all tip income. Most small businesses follow this practice.

    2. Does this mean that coffee shop girls and strippers are broke…. which mean p4ssy prices should be cheap. If that is the case, I will fly to Vegas for $100 f4ck with strippers.

  14. This part I admit is speculation however it occurs to me that even when the numbers drop down significantly I don’t think that they can safely open up shops or really anything for that matter safely because of the exponential growth rate. We may have to continue this lockdown trend for an extended period of time. An change would just result in more outbreaks.

  15. I am wrong. I AM WRONG. 3:30am it finally occurred to me that there is so much stupidity and ignorance in the country that calling COVID-19 “Chinese” flu could indeed have bad ramifications. POTUS should’ve considered it too. My apologies for not considering that sometimes intent does not reflect effect. Tôi xin lôi.

    1. Thank you! Let’s get back to Coffee scene. Oh wait, they are closed. Sad. Ok let’s wish all the best to the Coffee girls, staff and owners. Let’s be positive and stop blaming people. Let’s not get scared. Let’s stay united and help the Coffee shops to open asap.

      Stay safe.
      Stay healthy.
      Stay strong.
      Stay united.

      1. I have seen lots of girls on instagram use a fansonly website to steam video. Including coffee girls from la. Do any here do the same?

    2. You caved! now you start drinking the cool-aid and thinking like everyone out on the left coast.

          1. Yes. It rhymed just wanted to say it. You seem angry. Let it go man. Just let it go. It’s ok.

  16. DWEP–I did not say Asians should be angry at other races because Asians are not getting preferential treatment. None of us should be angry at another race. . . . .

    The virus quite evidently did come out of China. Ergo, it is a Chinese virus, but POTUS said – It is not the fault of the Chinese people, not the fault of my girlfriend in China now. That it got unleashed on the rest of the world to the magnitude it has was evidently the Chinese government’s fault, not that of the people.
    “Dog whistle politics”? G’me a break, although that does sound like a Democratic Party tactic–race baiting/identity politics & calling people racist when you run out of facts.

    1. Virus don’t have ethnicity. Fact.
      Calling it a Chinese virus puts Chinese people at risk of being attacked by morons. Fact.
      Dog whistle politics is practiced by lots of politicians democratics and republicans. Fact
      You can deny it but it occurs. Fact
      You having a Chinese girlfriend while you support Trump doesn’t prove that he doesn’t use dog whistle politics. Fact

      1. “Fact” = your opinion. If it wasn’t intentional, you simply inferred this “whistle” nonsense. A whistle should only work on dogs & horses. (The famous Apache Geronimo trained his horses to come anytime he whistled.) People should not respond to a mere unintentional “whistle”.
        That said, most all nationalities and religions have suffered from bigotry. See 1860’s NY Times employment ads commonly reading, “No Irish Catholics need apply.”
        POTUS spoke plainly AGAINST blaming Asians for the virus, and I’m sorry a gentleman’s car was keyed. That was dirty.
        Respect for all. Tôn trọng tất cả.

        1. That’s like saying a statement isn’t insulting just because you didn’t mean it to be.

        1. Spanish flu did not originate in Spain. But I’m sure you knew that right? How about the Dred Scott Case heard of that. Lots of things have happened that should not have and lots of names have been used that should not have. It’s called covid 19. So stf up!

    2. I never said you said it. I said you used a whistle. Regardless of whether it was intentional. Fact

    3. One more thing why are you so offended about the idea of me baiting people. Trump does it all the time. Fact

      1. dog whistle: another code word used by liberals to denigrate ordinary American’s speech. Get over yourselves and your hypersensitivity.

        1. I’m not hypersensitive to potus statements im acutely aware of there consequences. Different! Potus has a different set of responsibilities than the average person when making a statement. He should be the one to get over himself instead of taking about the number of Facebook followers he has during pandemic briefings.

  17. Racism vs Asians is indeed real but nothing new. And many Asians do not like Chinese. A Cambodian told me she does not like Viets.
    A Viet friend told me she does not like Viet me. Asians get no preference in college admissions, although blacks & Hispanics do. And some on this site have made rude references to the latter.
    . . . . But POTUS has unequivocably spoken out AGAINST blaming Asian PEOPLE for the virus. (So don’t blame him.) Their dictatorial govt. is to blame. . . . .Time for us all to get along–taught to me since childhood.

    1. It’s called dog whistle politics look it up. It’s subtle. POTUS is NOT innocent. He does it all the time. The beauty is that it’s easy to say I never said anything wrong. Chinese virus, Chinese virus, he kept saying it. POTUS wants people to be mad at someone other than him. They (who ever they are) are to blame for your bad circumstances.

      1. You just used a dog whistle when you mentioned blacks and Hispanics. You did not say anything directly but you dropped the two groups as a subtle reminder to Asians that perhaps they should be angry at that group because they are getting preferential treatment.

        That is exactly what he did to Chinese people. The result is creating a seed for an angry person Zi don’t know maybe key someone’s car in a parking lot.

        That is the extreme power the office has and he uses it.

      2. DWEP–I did not say Asians should be angry at other races because Asians are not getting preferential treatment. None of us should be angry at another race. . . . .

        The virus quite evidently did come out of China. Ergo, it is a Chinese virus, but POTUS said – It is not the fault of the Chinese people, not the fault of my girlfriend in China now. That it got unleashed on the rest of the world to the magnitude it has was evidently the Chinese government’s fault, not that of the people.
        “Dog whistle politics”? G’me a break, although that does sound like a Democratic Party tactic–race baiting/identity politics & calling people racist when you run out of facts.

  18. Racism against Asians is real. My buddy just got his car keyed with the word corona at his complex parking lot.

    1. Well doesn’t help that POTUS keeps calling it the Chinese virus. He aggravates the situation.

        1. What I don’t understand is why all Asian-Americans aren’t denouncing the Chinese Government and starting an online movement like Hong Kong people did offline. Shouldn’t that be an important thing to do asap now? I bet any racism against Asian-Americans will stop then.

        2. Wow if you can’t see the problem with this then this discussion is pointless. I want to thank you for giving me that clarity. Good luck!

          1. So it’s ok to blame the POTUS and the US Government but still Asian-Americans won’t denounce the Chinese Government for this Coronavirus? Really?

          2. Calling it a Chinese virus and denouncing Chinese government are two different things. I would not argue with that fact that the Chinese government dropped the ball big time on this one. Calling it a Chinese virus puts too many people at risk of getting hurt.

          3. All Asian-Americans should support American Government and denounce & boycott Chinese Government now publicly. Asian-American community-organizations should take the lead. Once that starts to happen, I bet no American will act racist to Asian-Americans. All Americans will be one-team. Until then, people are simply scared here, you can’t blame them. Blame the source. Now. Please.

          4. What’s the connection between denouncing the Chinese government and racism? You are giving way to much credit to racists. Nobody who keys a car Is going to change there mind because of some public statement denouncing the Chinese government.

          5. Ok, maybe you are right about the people keying cars. But still, I’m yet to see any Chinese-American community organization doing anything, any activism at all, against the Chinese government. Isn’t that a social responsibility these organizations have?

    2. Racism vs Asians is indeed real but nothing new. And many Asians do not like Chinese. A Cambodian told me she does not like Viets.
      A Viet friend told me she does not like Viet me. Asians get no preference in college admissions, although blacks & Hispanics do. And some on this site have made rude references to the latter.
      . . . . But POTUS has unequivocably spoken out AGAINST blaming Asian PEOPLE for the virus. (So don’t blame him.) Their dictatorial govt. is to blame. . . . .Time for us all to get along–taught to me since childhood.

  19. “We are a backup.” Said by POTUS. Way to lead. Pathetic “War Time President”.

      1. Time and place for everything. Nows a time to lead not send mixed messages and let certain idio$ governors make stup!d choices. It’s definitely not a time to hide behind federalism and say not my responsibility. You clearly don’t understand leadership! Perhaps a foreign concept for Faux News watching lemmings.

        1. Don’t throw out the constitution for a temporary emergency. That’s the excuse for a dictator to arise

          1. Not throwing out constitution. And I find it amusing coming from someone support o potus who has zero respect for the constitution. I am saying he does Not take responsibility for anything. His words. He failed and if all these bodies adding up and covid spreading faster here than in other countries does not register too you then you are a clue less mor@n. He may still win but that just proves that the country is filled with mor@ns

      2. U r right Mrlee. Those guys arguing with you have to resort to childish name-calling (like POTUS regrettably does.) Pres. respects the Constitution and took prompt action vs. travel from China January 31– while we and your critics were all still sitting in coffeehouses risking spread of the virus. Your critics are like germs complaining about the disease. Stay home boys & be polite when you write.

          1. For the record I have been complaining about potus actions to mitigate the disease.

        1. Go ahead mrlee support that racist piece of garbage. He will be laughing his as$ off if and when he gets re-elected because people re-elected despite everything he did. Support a man who said there where very fine people on both sides in Charlottesville even after a woman got run over by a car. This is who you think supports the constitution.

        2. What did he do after the travel ban? Nothing for quite a while? Why is that you think? Maybe because he was itching to setup travel bans against other countries like before and this was the perfect opportunity. He never took this situation seriously until much much later after people pressured him. Many doctors have pointed out that he acted very slowly. Including some doctors who are leaders in hiv research. You don’t need to believe me look them up and see what they have to say.

  20. Are any cs ninjas sick with COVID-19? Does anyone know of one of us who is sick? Any waitresses?
    I hope all of us are well. L, r u ok?

    1. Statistically very low probability. Right now about a million people are reported as ever infected, only about 100,000 serious or critical condition ever. Even if we consider 50 million people ever infected, that’s 1 in every 156 persons “maybe” infected. And about 1 in every 780 persons maybe actually sick. How many unique people go to these coffee shops in a month?

  21. Coffee girl webcam sounds like an awesome way to spend an hour or two at home. If Mel does a show i would check it out, and probably tip too much still. I doubt some of the girls have another job that pays as well as the coffee gig, and a webcam may earn them as much as their coffee job!

    1. I second that Coffeegirls doing webcam for now idea. My future wifey can sure save all of us from the stale porns.

    2. So, is this real? Can anyone link to Mel, Alina, Ngoc, or Drama so we can tip them in their time of need?

      1. Tina has her page on onlyfans.com , so I think it is a good site to check.

        It would be nice if someone has time to check all the girls in the web site.

  22. Roughly 3100 as of today.
    160k officially.
    Reality Probably over 1 million infections.

    1. read below the headlines: 99% have cases milder than the common flu. Don’t believe the chicken littles that predict 200k deaths.

        1. Dude, the news coming out of New York, where almost 1k have died already, and numbers rising daily, you call New Yorkers Chicken Littles too? Get a grip dude, lots of people are going to die. The fact that so many people are asymptotic is going to make containment impossible. At least if you have symptoms you know to stay home.

          1. I almost died in a car accident on 101. Car was totalled. After paramedics released me checking OK, and the tow truck picked up the salvage, I rented a car and drove to work. Never have a fear of death. Take precautions but don’t get scared by the media.

  23. Can the San Jose/Santa Clara / Sunnyvale strip clubs open now? They are already following “Social Distancing” for decades.

  24. First, I’m glad that none of cafe lovers got infected yet. I haven’t come to EQ for 3 months, lol, for precaution though.
    Second, if some of us have mild symptoms and recover from covid-19, please be ready to donate your blood, it will save many lives.

  25. Someone commented about girls not coming back? I don’t see the comment anymore. What’s up with that? Which girls are not coming back?

  26. Can anyone share what site Mel was posting a live stream yesterday. Virtual is better than no coffee at all.

    1. She is nice to see in person but if I am going to spend money on a cam I would probably find some one hotter. Unless it is about the novelty of seeing someone who you have met in person. Where is she? Might take a look.

    2. I hope this is true, please let us know where so we can support her until we all meet at EQ again.

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