Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

The café scene has been so fluid lately that I had to update the list after just 3 months. Here are Mr. Nguyen’s latest rankings for the San Jose coffee shops. There has been some turnover, new girls coming into the scene, old ones leaving, and a few shops renovating and changing names. The majority of the coffee shops have raised their prices to $6 per cup of coffee and $7 per juice or smoothie to keep up with how expensive San Jose has gotten. The rankings reflect the cafes as a whole (girls, venue, coffee, food, service, girls, smoking/non-smoking, and girls).

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1. Paradise Cafe
2400 Monterey Rd.
San Jose, CA 95111
http://www.instagram.com/cafeparadise408
Paradise Café is back from its yearlong hiatus with a vengeance. They are now #1. The venue is nice, the staff is outstanding, and the service is top notch. I’ve been here a few times since it re-opened, and I have to admit that their staff is probably the best in San Jose right now. At any given time, they have about 3 or 4 girls working. Their notables include Christine, Ruby Renegade (from MFC/Pornhub/myrubyr.com), Kelly (smokin’ hot), Jenny (from HS/Pandora/Tao). Huong (BK), Erin, Victoria, Lucy, and Shannon round out their crew. They have plenty of TVs for your sports viewing pleasure and a nice outdoor patio with umbrellas and heaters for cold weather. Parking can be problematic at times, but I just park across the street at the motel if it’s full. The location is somewhat out of the way for those working the tech scene, but they do have some great options for lunchtime dining around their shop for those engineers looking for a spot to eat and drink Viet coffee. The Plant is nearby with my favorite, Halal Guys, and Paradise is a block from Chick-Fil- A. My number one qualm with this shop is the indoor smoking, but the outdoor patio allows those sensitive to cigarette smoke to escape it. I believe this is the only remaining SJ coffee shop with $5 coffee.

2. Fantasy Café
1040 McLaughlin Ave
San Jose, CA 95122
Dream Café
2444 Alvin Avenue
San Jose, CA 95121
https://www.facebook.com/Fantasy-Cafe- 820415021345938/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dream-Cafe/1506502706241235
Fantasy Café (formerly CN1) and Dream Café (formerly CN2) have slipped a little in the last few months after losing both Tran and Christine. Thankfully, they still have Nicole, and they have hired Kitty from Wave as well. The cafés are lingerie/bikini only, but their uniforms are probably the most creative of all the cafes and leaves a little bit to the imagination. Boss lady, Chi Uyen, has a great eye for Vietnamese café fashion. The waitresses are by far some of the hottest girls in the history of Vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose. Kathy, Missy, Anna, Angela, and a few new waitresses round out their roster. These two cafes are a great place to take people who are new to the Vietnamese coffee scene. No one I have brought has ever been disappointed. Lunch time is the best time. Fantasy and Dream Cafe have banned the smoking inside all day and night. Coffee is now $6/cup.

3. HS Coffee & Juices (a.k.a. Hotspot Café) (www.instagram.com/hs_sj)
2133 Morill Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
Hotspot remains high in my book because of the great service. The location is a bit far from the hustle and bustle of Little Saigon, but it is well worth the drive. The attire is strictly PG, but it’s a somewhat refreshing change from the more risqué cafes. They’ve branded the Hotspot name and have been known to pass out T-shirts and sweaters with their brand on it. The venue is spacious, and the waitresses are extremely friendly and attentive. They make an effort to remember the regulars by name here, which actually gives this place a more intimate feel. Smoking has been banned completely. Some of the notable waitresses include Jay-Lynn, sisters Nhi and Kathy, Solenne, Paulette, Karen, and boss lady, Thuy-Anh and sister, Mai. Christina is a very notable addition to the Hotspot team and has quickly become one of my favorite waitresses if not my favorite. It would be nice if she worked more than 2 days a week there. They have plenty of TVs to watch your favorite sporting event, Vietnamese and Korean pop, or EDM and hip hop music videos. During football season, it’s probably one of the best places to watch every single football game on TV. They offer a variety of food and drinks for a very affordable price. I wish they had beer on the menu though. Coffee is now $6/cup, and I was somewhat disappointed when I had to pay $7 for OJ. They are applying for a liquor license, and beer will soon be served here. Visit their Instagram site to get updates on who is working.

4. Em Quyen
1998 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I believe the general consensus is that Em Quyen is the best risqué café right now. Most guys on this forum love this place, and it’s a constant subject of conversation. I’ve decided to move it to #4 in a tie with Nguyen Espresso because Nguyen Espresso has stepped up its game. It’s a great place to grab a cup of coffee in the morning before work. With smoking banned all day, this place is one of the cleanest. Ngoc, Nina, and Rebecca keep EQ one of the best cafes in San Jose. Newcomer, Lisa, was a great addition to EQ, but she didn’t last very long unfortunately. Quyen is still one of the prettiest owners around SJ. This place gets packed frequently, and due to the small size of the café, it’s not uncommon to share tables with complete strangers. There are plenty of HD TVs to watch your favorite soccer matches or football games. No food is served here, but you can run next door to Subway or the taqueria, and bring your food over to enjoy the games on TV. Coffee is $6/cup. The shop closes around 5 or 6 PM.

4. Nguyen Expresso
1659 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
I’ve decided to move NE up to the #4 spot in a tie with EQ. They have improved the talent level. From my last few visits, the average age of the staff seems to have dropped. Jessa, Janet (of CN fame), Kathy, Lisa, Lien, and Katie are a few of their notables. Risqué factor is like EQ. Venue is small and cramped, but it is clean (relatively speaking) due to the non-smoking policy. The service is decent. This place is recommended for newbies to the coffee shop scene if they want to see what these cafes are all about. Coffee is $6/cup.

6. Palm Café (formerly Wave Café) (www.instagram.com/palm.cafe)
1969 Tully Rd.San Jose, CA 95122
I decided to move Palm Café to #6, but it could be higher if they banned cigarettes. The waitresses rank high on the hotness scale, and their uniforms do not leave a lot to the imagination, but the smoke absolutely kills this place. I would like to visit this place more often, but I can only stand the cigarettes for so long. Tina, Kitty, and Julie make this place worth going to. Rose is also a great addition to the roster. They do serve beer here, which bumps this place up a few spots.

7. Pandora Café
1174 N. Capitol Ave.
San Jose, CA 95132
I have mixed opinions about this cafe. Pandora is big with lots of TVs, but I can’t frequent this place much because of the cigarettes. The girls dress like they do at Hotspot, so essentially tank tops and mini-skirts. They have recently brought in waitresses from the OC, and if they continue to do this, it should draw a larger crowd to their shop. As a result, I’ve moved them up a couple notches. The venue itself looks nice and is very spacious, and they do serve food here as well.

8. Thoa Café
999 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA – Vietnam Town
Thoa Café monopolizes the café scene in Vietnam Town. Unfortunately, Thoa Café allows smoking all day now, and as a result, I have not moved this place up the ladder. My favorite waitress here is Jasmine. She is very easy on the eyes and very friendly at the same time. Waitresses are dressed in lingerie. It’s located conveniently next to Pho 90 and Com 90. Coffee is $6/cup.

9. Tylan Café
1743 Berryessa Rd.
San Jose, CA 95133
Tylan is a decent, little café. Coffee is good, and they have plenty of TVs for sports. They allow smoking inside and out, unfortunately. Parking can be horrendous at times. But they do have their loyal regulars there.

10. Lush Café
950 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA
Formally known as Café 168, Bliss, and Lan Café, this shop recently renovated. This café is okay. The venue itself is dark and smoky most of the time. Attire is lingerie and bikinis. I’d come here more often if they would ban the cigarettes. I believe they went through another name change again, but I haven’t confirmed it yet.

11. Quynh Huong
2441 Alvin Ave
San Jose, CA 95121
Quynh Huong Café is formerly Courtyard/Vogue and is still located across the street from Chuck E Cheese off of Tully Rd. I haven’t been able to check this place out, personally. Phuong (formerly Ozone and Tao) works here. It’s a nice, big venue with plenty of TVs. They have a wide selection of food and drinks, including alcohol. The cigarettes ruin this place. It does not make sense to me why they have a huge courtyard if they are going to allow smoking inside. Non-smokers can’t escape the smoke, inside or out..

12. Lavender Cafe
1054 Story Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
Lavender is the former Thuy Em and Sao Café. I haven’t paid this place a visit, but based on what people have written on this board, it doesn’t seem much different than before. Some of the same girls from the past are working here now. And it sounds like alcohol is served as well. It may still be worth going to, but the cigarettes are the only reason I don’t frequent this place at all.

13. Café Quyên
1692 Tully Rd.
San Jose, CA 95122
This café has set the bar a decade ago in terms of dress code, so much so that the police and media have picked on this place more than any others. But it has lost its luster when compared to the glory days of a few years back. Current dress code is lingerie. The venue is small and cramped, and they do not have all the sports channels a café should have to watch your favorite sports. Due to the low level of talent and overall feel, I’ve moved this place out of the top 10. The café closes around 5PM.

14. M Café
Located on Burdette Rd. next to Lee’s Laundromat. This place is currently the best Vietnamese
quan nhau in San Jose.

15. 408 Café – Still confirming the name change
1692 Tully Rd. Ste 1, San Jose, CA 95122 – behind National Summit bank. Next to Quyen Café.

16. Paris Café
403 N. Capital Ave., San Jose, CA (24 Hour Fitness plaza)

17. Xinh Xinh Café
1075 Tully Rd, at the corner of Mc Laughlin. Same plaza with Com Tam Dat Thanh.

18. Dolce Expresso
Located at the corner of Quimby and Tully Rd. Same plaza with Michael’s.

19. Café Dạ Thảo
Located on Story Road across the street from Walmart.

20. Got Hong
Located in the same plaza as Café Quyen and Café 408

1,720 thoughts on “Latest Ranking – Cà Phê

  1. Interesting comments about CQ. Maybe that’s how they stay in business. I always wished these girls gave lap dances for tips, but bathroom is a new spin. Do they solicit like in strip clubs, or do you need to know the code word? 🙂

      1. Happy Hunter, do you know when Tiffany usually works? If she is the same Tiffany I rmr, she is very well worth the visit!

    1. Yo Bobbyp, for real Molly Pop former cn’s girls. let’s me know next time you see her working..thks

      1. Yah , go Trump. I like to see more stupid and low life illegal Mexican families get divide . Fuck you mexjican shit . Go back to your low life country Mexico . All of you low life came here took our jobs away from us .

        1. Me, you are an embarrassment to Trump. He sometimes does not say what he means and is trying to make things better for us ALL, but you are vile.

          1. Coffeebraker he won because he stirred people like “Me” and sold exactly what “Me” is constantly saying. He is not trying to make things better for us ALL. He is just as vile as “Me”.

          2. Please–“Me” is a selfish person who means what she says. I agree with you that Trump can be an ass-hole, but that’s just his loose talk.

            If he doesn’t INTEND help us all, he’s doing a good job of it by accident–Check the numbers. He’s trying to deal with the problems ignored by his predecessor, Mr. Strategic Patience.

  2. o.c. report: Café 168 is as good as its’ reputation, café 368 is falling off a little. Girlz café is the one to visit. The waitresses are topless and sit and talk with you for a few minutes b4 circulating. Most of the waitresses are attractive and all speak English well.

      1. Deafinuttly check out late mornings Em Quyen and Nguyen Expresso for great scenery. Cafe Quyen is slow but can be pretty friendly for generous, ad hoc tips–Girlies a bit older for puppies but delish.

        Let us know what yu find:) –who’s wrkn.

        1. I have seen about everything at Café Quyen A few dollars does good. The other day I went I only see one girl After about 5 minutes there out of the restroom comes the other girl with customer. No idea how long in there. Just sit were not many people can see what she is doing to you. Never a problem not many customers anyway.

          1. Whats Going On Is Tiffany doing BJs? What else have any of you seen there . I have just seen her doing the topless thing. Maybe I should tip her more see what I can get. I wont waste my money on Jessica or Han. Just my opinion

          2. Happy Hunter says:
            03/09/2018 at 13:05
            Whats Going On Is Tiffany doing BJs? What else have any of you seen there . I have just seen her doing the topless thing. Maybe I should tip her more see what I can get. I wont waste my money on Jessica or Han. Just my opinion

            I’ve only paid $5 each to suck and play with jessica and hans t$ts and p$$y… Tiffany has a price. how much i don’t know. you can ask. if its over $80 then its not worth it unless she is your dream must have coffee girl then I would say go for it… , go to one of the 5 MP in that plaza instead…

          3. OH MONEY , I LOVE YOU SO MUCH . EVERYDAY WHEN I WAKE UP , YOU’RE ALWAYS ON MY MIND .I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY MINUTE AND EVERY SECOND .

        2. Tiffany will take her bra off for 40 let you play. Just meet her in the restroom. She do nothing outside of there were someone can see.

          1. jdog, read between the lines…
            hanh and jessica are grandmas, how much will you pay for grandmas? do you like GILF?
            tiffany is younger but in her 30’s… going thru midlife crisis… so she will cost a bit more…

        3. Whenever I look up Em Quyen it always shows location closed. Is it the 1998 one?

          What happens late mornings if you don’t mind me asking?

          1. 1998 was a decade ago. Do ck out EQ. Mammasan alone is worth buying a coffee 🙂

    1. Hey TQ, please telle about Michelle. New? Hispanic, just pleasantly plump but more pleasant than plump?

      1. Children , please , please don’t come into my life . I never want to be your mother. If you do come into my life you will take away my privilege of going to Nordstrom , eating at fancy place like LB steak , traveling to a foreign country , and buying myself a Chanel handbag . I wouldn’t be happy if you happen come into my life. So please please don’t ever make your way into my life . Gods , Virgin Mary , all my ancestors , and Buddha , please don’t allow them come into my life . Thank you for hearing my prayers .

  3. Sunday Morning NE: Janet, Michelle, Isabel. Good coffee nice service. Not many updates on this site anymore. Is there another cafe site where I can get updates?

      1. Signed up for that site and posts done daily mainly on EQ ,NE, CQ, paradise. This and that site fills in blanks on whom is working

        1. freddie, I was told there is a secret VIP section on that site. do you know how to get access to the VIP section? maybe that “grasshopper” dude might know.

          1. Can’t find VIP section or don’t have access. I’ll DM the mod or others that have high post count about it.

        2. I tried signing up but never got confirmation email. How did you get to sign up? let me know

          1. Confirmation email never went through, even after resending. Anyone experience this issue? how do I resolve it?

        3. I want to throw up from looking at men who doesn’t have a lot of money.Money is everything in life. Money is goddess.

      2. signed up but not allowed to enter site, says email address/SN already registered.
        cannot reach ADMIN unless registered and signed in!
        WTF!?!

        1. you are already registered. look back on the email that was sent to you and use that password to login.

          1. i registered a long time ago. that email has been thrown out.
            now what?

          2. Got into the site after several tries and switching email providers. Maybe I’ll copy and paste off that site for every entry made so you can see what they write

  4. Third day of Tet at Dream Cafe – Tina and Kitty holding down the fort. Kitty is definitely worth the price of admission. Happy New Year, everyone!

  5. Dear NE and EQ Mamasans. Please do whatever it takes to rehire Remy and Becca. Customers will return. Thank you.

  6. Jessica @ EQ wow! Is she new on the scene? Such a pretty face and an amazing rack. Loved the green lingerie she had on today

        1. This baby just turn a year old. I am so happy that you came home last February 15, 2017. I don’t mind work my butt off and sweat my pant with long hours of work to get you home eventhough you was so expensive 1,500 dollars .I forever will cherish you and many other babies like yourself will come home later this year .

    1. Children are fucking low life and wasting of money. Money is hard earned . I feel pissed that I have to work my ass off and I can’t spend it and it goes toward to a useless human being . If you want to get your thing why don’t you fucking work stupid children instead of whining us adults for the things that you like. Money is hard labor. I wish that they never exist in this life.

    1. NE Report 02/16
      Postby Rocket Man » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:34 am

      Fly-day

      NE:

      Janet
      Tiff
      Michelle

      Mamasan

      (edit: Michelle just came in as third server)
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      Re: NE Report 02/16
      Postby Grasshopper » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:09 am

      Thanks Rocket. I’m falling in love with Janet
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      Re: NE Report 02/16
      Postby Rocket Man » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:56 am

      Janet is pretty amazing.

      1. Just because I never commit any crimes or did or planning to do things illegal doesn’t mean I love , care , or respect others . I never wanted to ruin my life. Myself are everything in this life. To me others are just NOTHING. I would do everything I can to protect , love , honor , and care for myself but not for others. I only love myself more than anything else in this world.

    2. EQ 2/16
      Postby Grasshopper » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:12 am

      Happy F-ing New Year to me!
      Lily, Salina, Crystal and new girl Jessica
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      Re: EQ 2/16
      Postby Rocket Man » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:56 am

      Thaaaaaaank you foooooooooor the reeeeeeeeport.

      1. Money, please please come into my life . I love to have you . You will give me to get everything for myself like an expensive handbag , eating at an expensive place , nice car , and many more . I would so happy if more of you come into my life . Buddha, Gods ,Virgin Mary , and all of my ancestors , please please have a lot of money come into my life .

  7. Lunar New Year is extreme important than the stupid holiday valentine. This holiday is a way for me to pray to gods and my ancestors for money , fortune, and luck for my upcoming years. I pray them that they will make every of my dreams come true. My dreams are : money , material,and traveling.

    1. Sorry I don’t give out my hard earned money WITHOUT a reason. Every dollars and pennies that I gave out will always include a reason behind it. Money is everything comparing to stupid friendship and love.

  8. Who is the Latina with a cross on her chest at NE? She was there today and yesterday. She is too hot

    1. EQ 2/4
      Unread postby coffeeguy » Sun Feb 04, 2018 12:44 pm

      Crystal, Gabby and Michelle
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      NE 2/4
      Postby Sam2016 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:24 pm

      NE am
      Janet, Michelle, Isabel 😯

      NE pm
      Jessa and Yvonne 😯

      jk it’s only Jessa 😛
      Last edited by Sam2016 on Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:17 pm, edited 2 times in total.

          1. Thank u for the confirmation. She is one of the hottest chicks in the game right now!!!

        1. Children , please , please don’t come into my life . I never want to be your mother. If you do come into my life you will take away my privilege of going to Nordstrom , eating at fancy place like LB steak , traveling to a foreign country , and buying myself a Chanel handbag . I wouldn’t be happy if you happen come into my life. So please please don’t ever make your way into my life . Gods , Virgin Mary , all my ancestors , and Buddha , please don’t allow them come into my life . Thank you for hearing my prayers .

      1. Haven’t seen Yvonne in forever. What was jessas attire? I’ve only seen her once out of all the times I’ve been to NE.

        1. Thu dang ba dy dang doi bi nhu vay lam ai Mung them cat den noi khong biet ton trong va yeu Thuong ban than cua minh. Thang dang ong chi la con cho thoi Tai sao phai lam ton Thuong minh nhu vay. Dung la thu dang ba stupid.

  9. Why do people order coffee to go at these shops? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of having beautiful baristas serve you coffee? Any Superbowl Sunday updates at EM or NE?

    1. This asshole defending some bitch in Vietnam who is having affair with someone who is married . Maybe this bitch let him fucked so good that is why huh or he is also low and dirty just like her.

  10. NE has 3 nice ladies today. Lisa, Janet, and another girl are serving coffee and looking as good as always

    1. I was there on Friday afternoon. Two girls worked there. One is white and the other is Asian. I recognized the white girl who used to work there.

      1. Mr.Trump , if you don’t do what you promised during your campaign then you will get vote out by me and many others people who voted for you . You need to make sure there are many jobs , stupid and low -life Muslim and illegal Mexican are out of this country as soon possible. I live to see so many families get separated .

    1. Children are fucking low life and wasting of money. Money is hard earned . I feel pissed that I have to work my ass off and I can’t spend it and it goes toward to a useless human being . If you want to get your thing why don’t you fucking work stupid children instead of whining us adults for the things that you like. Money is hard labor. I wish that they never exist in this life.

    1. Coffee Shop Visits 01/28
      Postby Rocket Man » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:07 pm

      Sunday – Pro Bowl Coffee

      NE:

      Michelle
      Kristy

      Mamasan

      EQ:

      New Girl
      Lily
      Michelle

      Mamasan

      Both shops not too busy.

  11. Is EQ closed for good? On Yelp website, it says EQ is closed. Tell me it ain’t true.

    1. Your stupid little friends are not going to help you in term of providing you foods and shelter . So friendship are NOTHING .

  12. Does anyone ever go to Dolce Espresso? I went last week and the venue was clean and nice but not much to look at.

    1. Money is everything and people are not important . When I give out my money even a cent , it have to include with a reason. I don’t give no one or any organization my money for free. If I don’t receive anything like luck , fame , or benefit or recognization for myself then hell no I would continue doing it. Money is life and blood and people excluding myself are nothing but shit.

    1. Mr.Trump , if you don’t do what you promised during your campaign then you will get vote out by me and many others people who voted for you . You need to make sure there are many jobs , stupid and low -life Muslim and illegal Mexican are out of this country as soon possible. I live to see so many families get separated .

    1. Children are fucking low life and wasting of money. Money is hard earned . I feel pissed that I have to work my ass off and I can’t spend it and it goes toward to a useless human being . If you want to get your thing why don’t you fucking work stupid children instead of whining us adults for the things that you like. Money is hard labor. I wish that they never exist in this life.Let

    1. Money is everything and people are not important . When I give out my money even a cent , it have to include with a reason. I don’t give no one or any organization my money for free. If I don’t receive anything like luck , fame , or benefit or recognization for myself then hell no I would continue doing it. Money is life and blood and people excluding myself are nothing but shit.u

    1. Only your parents would truly love you not your stupid little friend or stupid husband or wife or boyfriend or girlfriend.

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